“The 9 Rooms No Girl Will Tolerate”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Sep 24, 2012 17:05 JST
- Tags: Collections, Comparison, Dating, Idol, Moe, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships
Yet another survey of Japanese womenfolk reveals just how loathed the merest hint of anime-related interests are, with otaku-related paraphernalia featuring prominently in a list of the interiors most repulsive to womankind.
The list, based on surveys of the common Japanese female:
1. A room with a wall plastered with idol posters
“I understand their feelings, but this is just gross!”
2. A bunch of car or bike parts taking up loads of space
“Stuff you can trip over – at least leave it outside.”
3. Weight training junk of no interest to girls
“My jaw dropped when he asked me to do it with him…”
4. High end hifi gear unlikely to result in any music she’d want to hear
“I don’t want to hear him going on about how good the low frequency response is.”
5. Moe figures reminiscent of otaku
“Honestly, even a few of these really creep me out!”
6. Plastic models which will provoke his ire when you touch and break them
“When I got close to take a look at them he angrily told me ‘don’t touch!'”
7. A gloomy room with all the furniture in matching black
“There’s nothing wrong with black, but it is kind of ominous.”
8. Gaudy black light illumination
“Even now? It’s dark and you can’t see what you are doing.”
9. Tons of manga – a little might be OK, but not too much…
“Please, give me a break from bookshelves filled with nothing but manga.”
The group most devastated by some of these items is understandably upset, as usual:
“I only have one poster of an idol so I guess I am in the clear!”
“I thought these days nobody plasters their wall with idol posters any more, but then I remembered how popular AKB48 is…”
“I wish the girls who make these haughty rankings would take a look in the mirror…”
“‘Why do guys all waste their money on such stupid things?’ ‘Right, girls only spend all their cash on worthwhile things like branded bags and the latest season’s fashion, don’t they?'”
“People who refuse to tolerate interests different to their own are scum irrespective of gender.”
“Since they didn’t mention dakimakura I am choosing to believe they are OK.”
“My room is nothing but Fate-chan…”
“At least consoles are OK now?”
“My room is nothing but plastic models and manga…”
“The site which makes these rankings needs to realise it is just as creepy to all men.”
“How would a girl find her way into those types of room in the first place?”
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expected responses from females, but like always if you shine enough money they will forgive and forget everything.
Another one of these lists...
And what the hell is wrong with 2 & 3? You'd think that would be acceptable because nothing says masculinity like fixing cars and working out. Women these days don't really know what they want and just generally despise it when men have passions or hobbies outside of women.
You just contradicted your self. Women know exactly what they want, a man with no hobbies or interests outside of HER. That way the only thing he has to spend money on, is her.
When that happens, they will turn you down for being too needy.
What they want is some RICH BAD boy that have no jobs available 24/7 and show indifferent to them.
So even non-anime related interests are bad things? What is okay to have in your room? Do Japanese women just sit around not doing anything or do they actually have interests?
Their interest is swimming in a pool full of your money.
Like Scrooge McDuck
i think you meant bathtub
A bathtub is not large enough to satisfy their money lust. Now an open air hot spring, that spews cash, that might work.
They also like it if you have a few tons of gold bars hidden somewhere even if doing so make the floor of said room in danger of collapse.
"Do Japanese women just sit around not doing anything or do they actually have interests?"
99% of Japanese girls I've met list their hobbies as "shopping", "hanging out with friends" and "watching movies" (you know, the things EVERYBODY LIKES AND AREN'T HOBBIES). If you're lucky they'll also have interest in a sport, usually something like basketball, volleyball or "soft tennis" (it's a real thing).
So yes, most Japanese girls are extremely shallow with no interests. If you meet one with actual hobbies, hold on to her for dear life...
To be quite honest, this list is a lot less harsh than I expected. The girls make it clear that while they won't go for a hardcore wacko nutjob Otaku, they do have some tolerance for anime fandom and won't throw a fit because a guy has a couple of figures in the room.
5. Moe figures reminiscent of otaku
“Honestly, even a few of these really creep me out!”
Did you even read the list?
no dakimakura on list?
No unfortunately they can't comprehend the awesomeness of dakimuras
GIMME THAT DOLL
>“Since they didn’t mention dakimakura I am choosing to believe they are OK.”
This guy. I like him.
I would take that doll over a 3D PIG anyday >=D
lol the only thing I have on this list is a few figs. As for the HIFI stuff. Its pretty much a job related stuff since I write and compose music (classical or movie scores).
But then again I'm in the clear anyway since I have a GF xD
Having models isn't a bad thing in itself, it's just if you're a douche and don't let the girl near it. Phew!
Picky, aren't they?
They should be lucky to find one guy who accepts them :P
I have to say that it would be hell dating one of those stuck-up twats. Being single would be better.
Welcome to Japan, where the Asian women are like Jewish American Princesses.
The doll....
hey women! try having no make up in ur room...
wow i don't have anything on that list but i go to websites like these...
I don't think I've ever had a girl I've brought over go "Aww shit are those $10,000 speakers? Yeah, I don't think we can see each other anymore."
It's because you didn't go "going on about how good the low frequency response is."
That's your mistake.
You don't even have to be a girl to dislike that.
I knew a guy that wouldn't shut up about how good records are compared to CDs, and I just wanted to punch him in the face every time he opened his mouth.
Records are nice, but you really have to enjoy classics to care. Then again, with the right equipment, any nerd could their favorite CD music on a record. Could you imagine something like metal being played from a record? xD
many groups release music on vinyl. every kind of music.
so yes, i can imagine something like metal on a record. because that's not remotely strange.
@Alcadias:
Actually it is very common for metal bands to release on records. Especially black/death metal.
@Anon 05:32
I did not know that. O.o Of course now, I will spend the rest of day imagining it. Still, learn something new everyday. Thank you.
If these bitches saw Private Parts, they'd understand how important low frequency response is.
1. A room with a wall plastered with idol posters.
depend on the Idol, he will lose point or earn point to me.
2. A bunch of car or bike parts taking up loads of space.
Don't leave the thing everywhere, It's the thing you like so at least put in table or somewhere safe, you might haft-sleep and step on it -> broken.
3. Weight training junk of no interest to girls
I don't understand this much ??? but I really care about my weight so this might gain a point from me, I have partner weight training with me now.
4. High end hifi gear unlikely to result in any music she’d want to hear
Uhm...I respect your hobby but look like we can't go the concert together, if we go on a date we better choose somewhere else.
5. Moe figures reminiscent of otaku
If that was Moe ones then he gain point, if that was ecchi ones then he lose point (boy was such Idiot).
6. Plastic models which will provoke his ire when you touch and break them
I don't intend to touch but he better keep safe in cup-board or behind glass. in the mess room, trip and fall may happen.
7. A gloomy room with all the furniture in matching black.
My favourite colour.
8. Gaudy black light illumination
Is this the light when you play Eroge alone ?
9. Tons of manga – a little might be OK, but not too much…
Are you have any Manga with good story/plot ? let's read together, and tell me your favourite Manga / Mangaka.
I don't mind Ecchi ones but I HATE Manga with nothing but Ecchi and over few hundreds chapter Shounen Manga.
Don't forget to hide your weight training gear! Muscles are supposed to magically just pop up on their own, so when a girl sees that you've been cheating...
I named my weight set, just to reaffirm the fact that I've been cheating. Here, would like like to meet Komiko & Komiki?
There's the best set of free weights, ever. Cause, you know, they don't criticize everything I do and don't expect me to you them accessories.
This is why men are becoming grass eaters. Being alone for a man means he doesn't have to be a slave to what females demand men become. Single men are free to collection as much anime as they like. Single men can do whatever the hell they feel like doing without some female belittling him
Grass eaters > Slave men of society
Not only that, they train to help you get "bigger."
If I were a girl I wouldn't want to see weights and stuff just laying around the room either.
I'd get the impression that my BF is a showoff.
"Hey look gurl, see dem weights? I use dem evryday u kno, das why they just be layin around" sorta stuff. Girls will notice your muscles if you train, so just keep them in their place, preferably out of view.
If a guy wants to do that, he'll just take his shirt off. You're thinking too much like a bitch.
That implies that they have space, they put all the car parts and junk in the closet already.
Steroids. Bitches love guys who do steroids and then beat them up when they're raging.
YUP... And they ALWAYS hate guys who treat them good, and always friendzone them... very true...
A girl friendzones a guy: Girl is a bitch who took their kindness for granted.
A guy friendzones a girl : Girl's fault for not being attractive enough/feminine enough.
Not saying that all guys/girls are like that, but.. c'mon now, don't be so biased. :/
00:16
Stop being so fucking naive!
Reality TV, tabloids, and the couple next to my house at 2 in the morning going crazy while beating his wife. Shitheads everywhere!
''YUP... And they ALWAYS hate guys who treat them good, and always friendzone them... very true...''
but the funny part is they always wanna be your friend after they tear your guts out =/
That's because you've never had a girl over.
I always say that the best woman is one who can tolerate your hobbies.
- Dr. Love
i agree.
Truth spoken