China has resorted to the desperate expedient of attempting to firm up its claim to the Senkaku isles with some topless bodypainting action, handily giving its notoriously enthusiastic patriots the opportunity for two forms of onanism in one.
Few could possibly deny the rocks are most ancient and sacred parts of the Chinese motherland after witnessing such a spectacle:
2ch’s cheeky Photoshoppers soon stepped in to correct what they saw as a basic error in all this:
China, which on paper at least bans all pornography, has taken to getting round some of the nonsensical restrictions by the equally nonsensical measure of displaying topless models at events, relying on the fortuitous “logic” that body painting is fine art rather than gratuitous exhibitionism and that a layer of pigment constitutes a modesty preserving layer of clothing:
Bitches aren't even doing it right, they're wearing bandaids over their nipples. If you don't have the courage to go all the way, then don't do it at all.
They don't care about the rocks they want the water territory that comes with it.
Taiwan is also being dumb helping China on this cuz once China claims it the waters of claim is gonna be closer to Taiwan and easier for China to take military action against Taiwan if that day comes.
Later the woman with the painted Japanese flag is brutally beat and left in the street to die by a rampaging mob that fails to notice the kind of small character above it.
The repaired photos look much better. At least in China the paint is probably edible and comes with 200 years of lead poisoning all in one in one dose.
Yup. It's fuckin boring random trash, with garbage voices. Reactions to anything out of the ordinary are so fuckin stupid. This shit doesn't make any... More
NOPE CHINA! See this! Your women have no self respect. Art my ass!
self respect is overrated.
Life is overrated.
Overratedness is overrated.
OVERRATED IS... WTF IS OVERRATED IN CHINA?
Human rights?
She looks so aroused. That brush plus the attention from all of those dicks around her must have made her very horny.
Bitches aren't even doing it right, they're wearing bandaids over their nipples. If you don't have the courage to go all the way, then don't do it at all.
This.
Nipple tape != naked.
Would it have been better for you if she were dipped in latex first?
Hafta admite they know how to make their protests call everyone's attention. Boobs & destruction!
Yeah, boobs of destruction... ^^
REMOVE THOSE BANDAGES GOD DANGIT!
Fucking Chinese flag ruining my view!
Commie as always like their rivers all painted Red.
nothing to look at, there's banaids on the nips!
If they wanted to make a statement they should of taken those bandaids off!
i think you mean chinks..........zing
I feel so cheated!
bandaids on nips is still pretty hot. Almost as hot as black electrical tape. yowza!
Dear China,
Just give up on the Senkaku Islands already.
It's gettin old.
K thanks.Bye.
i dont think they want the island they want the ocean and fish that go with it?
they could say that but they havent
even on some of the new channels ive seen they just talk about the island itself
Who cares about the fish. It's the oil and precious metals they want! >.>
Somebody just needs to blow up all those little islands between Japan and China so they stop bickering over rocks.
They don't care about the rocks they want the water territory that comes with it.
Taiwan is also being dumb helping China on this cuz once China claims it the waters of claim is gonna be closer to Taiwan and easier for China to take military action against Taiwan if that day comes.
Actually they want the oil and natural gas thats on/near the Senkaku islands.
Commies want both .
Like any other "democracy" in the West. Especially USA...
Wait, Taiwan's helping with this? Why? The Islands will belong to the PRC if they do win. Only the PRC will gain anything from this.
ugh all that 3d, it's hurting my eyes
Ugh your comment, it's hurting my brain
Takumi, you're the best driver in the universe. I just want you to know that you're a personal hero of mine. And I lol'd at your comment.
You are just a suck up
Uhh, doesn't that belong to his father, Bunta? I mean, he can drift with no fucking hands O_o
Stop pretending you have one.
Yeah, that 3d pig is hurting my eyes as well.
If you prefer boys to women, that's fine. But don't call the ladies names. It's boorish.
I see bandages.
The bandages were made in Japan, quick! someone tear them apart!
Lol XD
Actually, they were made in Korea, but let's tear them apart anyway!
finally! in the end it all comes to boobs.. dip me in hot chocolate and throw me to those lesbians..
Oh god not femen...
Hmm...
You make a compelling case, China... But this doesn't actually mean anything in regards to the islands.
Very nice, though.
Later the woman with the painted Japanese flag is brutally beat and left in the street to die by a rampaging mob that fails to notice the kind of small character above it.
The repaired photos look much better. At least in China the paint is probably edible and comes with 200 years of lead poisoning all in one in one dose.
nah, only people in the U.S are dumb enough to consume paint chips.
China 1. Japan 0. Step it up this conflict now. We neeed more tits.
Japan has lolis. No need for tits, and it's easier to paint on a flat surface.
i dont need lolis , boobs and ass is where its at
...You are a god among men... *sniffle*
BANZAI mutherfucker...BANZAI!