China has resorted to the desperate expedient of attempting to firm up its claim to the Senkaku isles with some topless bodypainting action, handily giving its notoriously enthusiastic patriots the opportunity for two forms of onanism in one.
Few could possibly deny the rocks are most ancient and sacred parts of the Chinese motherland after witnessing such a spectacle:
2ch’s cheeky Photoshoppers soon stepped in to correct what they saw as a basic error in all this:
China, which on paper at least bans all pornography, has taken to getting round some of the nonsensical restrictions by the equally nonsensical measure of displaying topless models at events, relying on the fortuitous “logic” that body painting is fine art rather than gratuitous exhibitionism and that a layer of pigment constitutes a modesty preserving layer of clothing:
Bitches aren't even doing it right, they're wearing bandaids over their nipples. If you don't have the courage to go all the way, then don't do it at all.
I'll take body painting nationalist's over angry mobs any day. It's nice when you send a message with art rather than burning down factories, breaking guys legs and ruining foreign cars.
The repaired photos look much better. At least in China the paint is probably edible and comes with 200 years of lead poisoning all in one in one dose.
At least there better looking than most those fem nazis from Denmark or Sweden or wherever (if they aren't from Sweden or Denmark...sorry about the offense )
Fucking Chinese flag ruining my view!
nothing to look at, there's banaids on the nips!
If they wanted to make a statement they should of taken those bandaids off!
I feel so cheated!
i think you mean chinks..........zing
bandaids on nips is still pretty hot. Almost as hot as black electrical tape. yowza!
Commie as always like their rivers all painted Red.
I see bandages.
The bandages were made in Japan, quick! someone tear them apart!
Actually, they were made in Korea, but let's tear them apart anyway!
Lol XD
ugh all that 3d, it's hurting my eyes
Ugh your comment, it's hurting my brain
Takumi, you're the best driver in the universe. I just want you to know that you're a personal hero of mine. And I lol'd at your comment.
You are just a suck up
Uhh, doesn't that belong to his father, Bunta? I mean, he can drift with no fucking hands O_o
Stop pretending you have one.
Yeah, that 3d pig is hurting my eyes as well.
If you prefer boys to women, that's fine. But don't call the ladies names. It's boorish.
NOPE CHINA! See this! Your women have no self respect. Art my ass!
self respect is overrated.
Life is overrated.
Overratedness is overrated.
OVERRATED IS... WTF IS OVERRATED IN CHINA?
Human rights?
She looks so aroused. That brush plus the attention from all of those dicks around her must have made her very horny.
Bitches aren't even doing it right, they're wearing bandaids over their nipples. If you don't have the courage to go all the way, then don't do it at all.
This.
Nipple tape != naked.
Would it have been better for you if she were dipped in latex first?
Bandaids over the nipples, mask covering the faces!!!
I call China quality on this one!
Look at all those creeps taking pictures and video...
But seriously, NOBODY care about those lump of deserted rocks, why do you fucking fight over them? Worst than kids fighting over a wood stick.
They fight over those lumps of godforsaken rocks because someone found oil and/or natural gas under them. Nationalism, hell. It's about money.
Same as what Halliburton... err, our Government did back before the U.S. went into Iraq to get Saddam. Well, that was the excuse they used anyway.
That, and control of the islands would allow China to deploy military vessels further away from their current territory.
Exactly! Now, aren't there more island disputes? Where the Japanese, Russian, Taiwanese painted girls???
As a general rule, the Japanese girls don't have the breasts for it. Not sure about the Taiwanese.
They want to claim the land through nude paint?
go fuck yourselves...stop claiming everything just because of your stupid history stories..
It's China, not korea get your facts straight.
Can u read man? Where does he or article talk bout korea?
I'll take body painting nationalist's over angry mobs any day. It's nice when you send a message with art rather than burning down factories, breaking guys legs and ruining foreign cars.
finally! in the end it all comes to boobs.. dip me in hot chocolate and throw me to those lesbians..
The repaired photos look much better. At least in China the paint is probably edible and comes with 200 years of lead poisoning all in one in one dose.
nah, only people in the U.S are dumb enough to consume paint chips.
At least there better looking than most those fem nazis from Denmark or Sweden or wherever (if they aren't from Sweden or Denmark...sorry about the offense )
No nipples :|
They must have taken lesson from the Ukraine.
Fucking China copying everything.
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-ukraine-s-topless-protesters-fotostrecke-67626.html
That guy in the background sure is happy to see her!
They have band-aides stuck over their nipples. That's cheating!
Right for Chinese women to be naked in Public to express artistic I don't have a problem with.
Suddenly, i am this strong desire to do some fingerpainting. And then she yells, "That not my navel!" to which I reply, "and that is not my finger!"
Considering its China the paint probably has lead and cadmium in it so she will either be brain damaged and have breast cancer shortly.
Anti-Japanese Subliminal Message Detected!!
"No Nips"