China Nakedly Bares Its Claims: “The Diaoyus Are Ours!”

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China has resorted to the desperate expedient of attempting to firm up its claim to the Senkaku isles with some topless bodypainting action, handily giving its notoriously enthusiastic patriots the opportunity for two forms of onanism in one.

Few could possibly deny the rocks are most ancient and sacred parts of the Chinese motherland after witnessing such a spectacle:

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2ch’s cheeky Photoshoppers soon stepped in to correct what they saw as a basic error in all this:

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China, which on paper at least bans all pornography, has taken to getting round some of the nonsensical restrictions by the equally nonsensical measure of displaying topless models at events, relying on the fortuitous “logic” that body painting is fine art rather than gratuitous exhibitionism and that a layer of pigment constitutes a modesty preserving layer of clothing:

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