China’s Rivers More Beautiful Than Ever


The majestic wonders of China’s aqautic environment are yet again in the news – this time with the news that the great Yangtze River has turned rust red for “unknown” reasons.

The Yangtze River may not be famed for its clear waters, but this is the first time it has turned such a fetching shade of red:


Experts speculate pollution is the likeliest cause, with natural algal blooms considered unlikely. Chinese officials say they are “investigating.”

It is not clear whether the piranhas will be able to survive this new environment, although judging from the optimistic activity of fishermen it may be the case that the river’s waters may yet run red with a healthy new population of fish.

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    Avatar of VZ
    Comment by VZ
    07:44 10/09/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    RED China!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 10/09/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I'm just waiting for a mutant monster to come out one of these days.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:05 13/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    is there a new about an exploding river or something?

    Comment by Anonymous

    Until one month the red stuff will be running really late.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Then the third angel poured out his bowl on the rivers and springs of water, and they became blood.

    Revelation 16:4

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:15 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    pattern blue, angel present!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:39 10/09/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    China confirmed for End of Evangelion.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    08:28 10/09/2012 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    It's a river of LCL.

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    Comment by Gitami
    10:17 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Oh god tang it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:45 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    We need to lance this problem. Just fork it the hell up.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    08:27 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    More of an orange than blood color so fail on the Revelations

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:37 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's probably only abnormal in color due to the excessive water pollution (God knows how many chain reactions occur within their water supplies). Hail China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:13 12/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @08:00 Company owners wouldn't commit suicide over something like that in America. They'd just plant the blame on someone in a lower level of management, who might spend some time in prison, or more likely just get let go from the company. :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:05 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, if we found some company doing this in America, they would have themselves shut down AND probably charged with attempted homicide rightfully.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:00 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    In America, or in any other place of the world, the company owners will commit Seppuku three times in a row out of plain shame. Not in China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:38 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

    Lol, you still read that outdated fairy tale book

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:08 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    You missed the joke.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Lol, you still haven't evolved the ability to accept other peoples opinion and beliefs.

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    Comment by Benoist
    07:43 10/09/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    there is no god here ! only goddesses

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Respect what ought to be respected, reject what is utter bull.

    Lol, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is more probable than a son born to mass hysteria.

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    Comment by HouseLife
    10:35 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)

    It may be a site that has the presence of porn, but only the childish religious zealots cannot recognize those who think freely when they see them.

    Only a religious fool can look at someone and say "How can you judge my beliefs?" and be completely ignorant of what anyone means when the response they get is "You don't understand... I have been down your path long before you, and found the dead end, and turned around to find a path that leads somewhere. Nothing you say is either new, or wise. Patronizing the zealous does nothing for anyone."

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:46 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    there's no god, only assholes

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    Comment by Kyle8910
    00:06 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Houselife,you are one of the few people here I would call "Wise". Your posts have consistently impressed and I hope you spread more wise words to us all.

    Avatar of HouseLife
    Comment by HouseLife
    20:23 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)


    Kind of pot calling the kettle black. But it works both ways. You can interpret that only the dark-minded would go to a site that tends to peddle in pornography, or you can see the other side from those who have crossed the veil and recognize that to fear sex and the perceptions about it is to fear yourself. A world and beliefs built on fear are not true beliefs.

    But as with anything, there is a balance that must be met. Just because someone is open to pornography does not make them wise, but there is something to be said for exploring the things that we fear. A human is both 'light' and 'dark' and to deny the dark side is to never be complete.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:36 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Right? Who would have thought the neckbeards on this site would bash religion. I mean, I know they're upset about all the failures in their lives, but no need to take it out on religion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:11 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's not evolution.

    And your apparent belief that it does show your ignorance and lack of critical thinking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone bring this thread to the bottom. There's already enough religious talk in other sites. I came here to fap.

    Comment by Taylor
    21:47 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    I know what you're saying is an attempt to sound as reasonable as possible. But be careful with trust in your human understanding, humans are imperfect no matter how logical and reasonable they seem to themselves to be. Bottom line is what you're saying is still just opinion, just like the opposite opinion is opinion. Everyone has one and everyone thinks theirs is correct. Which actually makes them and "childish foolish religious zealots" really no different from each other. Anon1350 pretty much made my point.

    Comment by Taylor

    This is a more or less a porn site anon 654. You can only expect so much from the types that would hang out here.

    Comment by Taylor

    Heey. Most of the people who hang out on porn sites are anti god and anti religion. Who would've thunk it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    its called mud

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:09 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS IS FAKE to some extent! The clear orange ones are photoshopped! On the third pic, look between the two guys' heads. That's the real color. Also look how they colored the guys arm just under the bottle too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 12/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    nice try Chinese government.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Nah. Someone dropped Maos Bible in it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:08 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "It is not clear whether the piranhas will be able to survive this new environment"

    Next headline: "exploding giant mutant piranhas"

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 13/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck it'll be Gyo all over again....

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:34 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    They won't survive. Unless someone who likes them that much brings them out of their predicament.

    Might help if they think this stuff is blood, they could gather there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:47 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Undead killer skeleton piranhas. Seen them somewhere before. Might see them again.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:40 11/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Frigging underwater mario castles.

    Comment by Anonymous

    let me correct that for you: "China menaced by exploding giant mutant piranhas"

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by Your Name
    06:57 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This should be higher up.

    Comment by Anonymous

    No it shouldn't...He is typing gibberish.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 10/09/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    lol, calling industrial and sewage wastes that turn your rivers red as "beautiful", that's China for you.

    Of course the Chinese officials are "investigating", trying to figure out what other waste to dump into the water to change it to whatever colors they want.

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    Comment by SaltyPenguin
    15:34 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, it's a hell of a lot more beautiful than it was before.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:30 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not really. It's sort of like applying more layers of thick make-up on an hideous girl. It may look prettier but I bet it's more polluted than before.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:17 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You realize that the word "beautiful" was only added by Artefact sarcastically to mock this incident?

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    Comment by Pyrolight
    10:31 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    "lol, calling industrial and sewage wastes that turn your rivers red as "beautiful", that's China for you."

    Now if China had actually said that instead of it just being Artefact making a clever title.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:14 10/09/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It looked like tomato soup.....

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