China is again quaking in its seats after being shaken by yet another incident of a randomly exploding chair horribly maiming the poor unfortunate sat upon it.
The incident occurred in a Fujian province apartment one evening after its female resident finished showering and took a seat to dry her hair.
30 seconds after taking a seat, the chair’s gas cylinder exploded with devastating force, severely injuring her backside, anus and vagina.
She was hospitalised and a number of operations were necessary to completely remove all the iron fragments and screws which had been embedded in her body by the explosion.
The force of the explosion was so great the wood and sponge of the chair’s seat was completely shredded, and the PC on the desk it was placed under was sent flying.
The explosion has been blamed on the nitrogen gas pressure cylinder used to adjust the height of the chair – poor quality manufacturing combined with abrupt changes in temperature and pressure can result in the cylinder exploding, which tends to be especially devastating when occurring immediately underneath a person sat on a typically flimsy seat.
Needless to say, the chair in question was made in China – although authorities claim the maker was “unlicensed” and not subject to any inspections, as well as being impossible to contact.
China’s exploding chair incidents have become distressingly frequent in recent years, with some even proving fatal.
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suddenly I'm very aware that my balls are on this computer chair which was probably made in China
Reminds me of the line in "Apocalypse Now" when "Chef" asks the Airborne guy "How come you sit on your helmet?" and he replies "So I don't get my balls blow'd off!"
I am now paranoid of my own chair, unless it is not made in china
Makes me glad I'm sitting on a locally made wooden chair.
Made in Chinatown's ok right? Right?
It's kind of ironic that we get the quality products from China 95% of the time, but China itself screws themselves over (literally) with their own products. I doubt China will ever reliquish the thought of selling foreign produts just to boost their own revenue.
Guess the plus side is, everything is cheap. The downside? Don't think I need to explain...
China dumps its quality products to overseas markets at below production cost, via government subsidies, while reserving the defective crap for its own people, often at higher prices. Chinese consumers have been suffering for years under this flooding policy.
If you want something that illustrates the state of "human rights" in China, forget the handful of political activists that no one gives a fuck about, just look at this instead.
Well I wouldn't say that. The Drywall that was imported from China after Hurricane Katrina for making trailers for the victims turned out to be fatally toxic. The U.S. Government is STILL looking into legal action after all these years.
i can only see how corrupt goverments around the world are. if there was any justice at all the international community should demand of China to either comply with safety and quality standards or ban al China products. in the news is just a constant flow of how Chinese products are hazardous. but in this money ruled world we are now at risk all the time thanks to chinese products, that sadly are everywhere,
It's more of the greedy businesses who would die if they had to pay an actual living wage to workers outside of China, if we placed such a ban. Look at Apple and their major supplier foxcon, where workers rather commit suicide then work for scraps. Oh and Apple is now the most wealthy company in the world. To who is the actual wealth and at what cost?
yes but in most countries greedy businesses are the same thing as governments. all of this is product of the ideas that propose letting the market run free without guidance from governments, and that produced some prosperity in the very short term, but that now are creating an economic collapse around the world. but all this geniuses failed to see that while getting rid of workers made them gain in the short term, but in the long term left you without a lot of consumers who either bought your own product or kept the economic chain going.
then again maybe the simply didn't care, after all now they are filthy rich, so who cares about the millions of unemployed people and collapsing economies around the world?
That's the same story with Korean cars actually. Kia and Hyundai makes decent cars these days, but that's only the ones made for export. The ones they make for their domestic market are flimsy at best.
It sound like that, but it is more of regulations. Some country have regulations/law that the manufacturer have to go by in order to sell their products, however, some or all regulations/law may not be present in the manufacturer's country.
Ex. USA ban leads materials in paints and toys, but China don't have this ban therefore China's products may contain leads of varying level.
I think it's safe to say that most of the products being imported from China are inspected by the company doing the importing, at least initially and on a somewhat regular basis. The importing company would do this to maintain their own standard of quality and their own good name.
Most importers will also do their homework and establish whether or not the Chinese supplier is a reputable company or not before hey start importing any product.
There's also the matter of most importers being repeat customers. Selling crappy, and even worse dangerous product to a repeat customer is a sure way to cut you off from a very lucrative means of revenue.
i am afraid i don't agree, it has become common knowledge how hazardous are chinese products. around here Mattel, just to name one, had to pull whole toy lines out of the shelves, and pay costumers to get products back because they found high levels of hazardous materials in
toys. also just the other day we heard, in the news of a very large network, the case of a girl who used some chinese herbs and started
growing like a balloon and recently died. i even think i read of her, here in this site some time ago.
95% quality products from china???
Ummmm.... no!
You do realize that many components used in the PC you are using right now and most others are made in China right? Be in denial all you want, but fact is most things we use are made in China and is in perfect working condition.
Face it, as much as "China Quality" gets exposure here and is a running joke, most China products are of good quality when involved internationally.
So that's why I have to throw away my PC every other year.
Erm no, you read these quality product from China 95% of the time because you read Sankaku too much. Are you saying 95% of chair explodes?
Such incident is relatively rare, when you consider the amount of chinese products ever made. Yes, it's still unforgivable.
Quality has been improving steadily and quality products can be made in China. Does sankaku report those? No.
I assume even the Chinese are going to have a hard time making plain wood explode. I would check what's in the cushions through...
I think those were the 1st astronaut test chairs for getting their people into space.
It could still be hollowed out wood with stuff inside of it like garbage.....that could probably make wood explode if the conditions are right >.>
A hard time? You underestimate them. They can make anything explode if they really want to.
She should be really sad right now. Hope she can chair up.
almost anything, exploding rockets and missles are an ancient lost art to them.
Wood can most definitely explode. It's a problem one normally encounters with large weaponry like balistas, trebuchets, and battering rams. Apply enough force from the right directions and it will explode accelerating splinters fast enough to cut into bone. The amount of force required is proportional to the size and shape, I imagine it really doesn't take much force at all for something like a chair leg.
Dude, don't give China any other funny ideas.
Bear in mind that the Chinese invented fire powder after all, don't you think after a few thousands of years their technology could not turn anything into explosive materials? Indeed, it is just a simple twist in the down neutrino-muon transformation in the 4-manifold atomic structure, everyone could do that.
Can we stop outsourcing to China please? This shits gonna start happening in America. All our clothes will explode or something.
Too late.
America sources their military hardware to their defense contractors who then outsource it to other countries and those countries get their supply from China, and the Chinese suppliers get theirs from local electronic garbage pit filled with American pc refuse. Most pc don't have electronics used in missiles.
Canada's in the same boat.
Every time I sit down, I say a little prayer that my chair doesn't explode into my butthole.
a wise decision.
does this remind anyone about angel beats? XD
Ha! Except no one Angel Beats got their ass blown off!
I'm sitting now at chair recently bought in the IKEA. And I hope that finns (or swedes?) doesn't ordered it in the China.
Where do u think it made?
M-m-m... In Lapland?
Ikea is swedish... And while you could say lapland covers the whole area of northern scandinavia, the area that is actually named "Lapland" is in finland. Yeah, finnish person here, hi!
But as far as I know the Ikea stuff is mostly made in sweden.
i will have ti import furniture from you then.
Ikea is a swedish brand, one of the richest in the world owns Ikea. Though i find them horribly annoying to hook up, especially when one screw is missing or the manual is showing an slight altered version of what i bought. <.<
It won't explode but it will probably break within a month. Ikea stuff sucks but in a different way from that Chinese garbage.
I'll never sit in a chair like that ever.
And these same people have nukes!
Don't worry, the nukes won't explode.
If China starts dropping chairs, then duck.
Well.. isn't that a bad thing? If even their chairs and watermelons can explode I'm pretty sure all of their nukes are functional. Scary!
China needs to crack down on this or the next victim might be a Chinese official getting there balls blown off by a explosive chair.
The first thing I did after reading this article was look under my computer chair for a place of manufacture. Can you guess where it said it was made? X_X
Damn!
Now I'm terrified of my own super comfortable chair...
i myself worry too, is very hard to know the country of origin, with some products bought at places like office depot, not to mention you can't go inspecting every chair you sit at in public buildings and the like.
(looks nervously at chair) Might want to put down some kevlar.
i am thinking on simply buying a pile of bricks and seat over them instead.