For the first time since records began, fewer Japanese schoolgirls are having sex, with statistics showing a precipitous drop in the rates of sexual activity amongst the nation’s young people of both genders – delighting creepy middle-aged virgin hunters but surely inducing despair amongst the nation’s sex-starved schoolboys.

According to the results of the survey, taken every 6 years or so and covering some 7,700 students at school and university, rates of sexual activity amongst Japan’s youngsters have taken a dramatic fall since 2005.

The graph, showing male and female students, high schoolers, and middle schoolers:


Only a flaccid 54% of male university students had some sexual experience, down 7% from 2005, whilst amongst female students the declined was twice as dramatic – down 14% to 47%.

High school students, far from going at it as their hormones intended, were less prone to sexual activity still, with only 15% of boys having had any luck, down from 27%, and with a mere 24% of girls having put out, down from 30%.

Sociologists are as usual totally useless when it comes to explaining such trends – the best one of the professors involved with the study can manage is a very media-friendly but almost entirely scientifically unsupported “we can see that the trend toward ‘herbivorousness’ affects not only young men, but young women as well.”

Whilst the findings have been greeted enthusiastically by creepy virgin hunters and puritan maniacs, they certainly do not bode well for the nation’s birthrate and increasing numbers of lifelong singles.

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    Avatar of Gradius
    Comment by Gradius
    06:08 05/08/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I'm already a real wizard, so I don't care.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:23 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Every time a virgin calls himself a 'wizard', Hermione Granger cries.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:29 06/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Hermione Granger?

    Oh please don't make me cry.

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    Comment by Wierd Guy
    08:13 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm on the track to becoming one myself

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    Comment by Manjix
    03:12 05/08/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    *look left and right at the ads*

    I think I know why....

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 05/08/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    ...except when that sexflesh penis rider ads comes up.

    Could you imagine some newlywed woman riding one of those, dressed in her frilly apron fitted with a wooden spatula at hand as the pot on the stove nearly boils over. Her husband, who had arrived to work late that day resulting in his supervisor scolding at him, was feeling a tad useless in the workplace. He thought to himself, "I'll make sure to do better tomorrow, but at least for now, I am a worthwhile husband and my wife still depends on my existence. I matter."

    A tiresome ride home from work through subway transits, railways, and transit buses leaves the husband weary and mentally defeated. His only hope is returning home to enjoy a hearty meal and bask in the love of his wife. Door opened, briefcase dropped to the floor as first glances were epoxied upon his wife in the living room one hand groping her breast as her body repeatedly topples, bobbing upwards and downwards onto a proxy husband.

    His spirit broken, noticing the forthcoming dinner was carelessly boiled over, amazon box raggedly opened and furiously tossed slightly aside with bubble fillers and packaging peanuts poured over the floor, trailing to his last hope while she indulges herself in his replacement. He, who was morally uplifted by his willingness to withdraw his gazes from his sexually attractive coworker, is now translucent in heart as he attempts to turn around once again leaving his home, his sanctuary. Tears begin to stir in his eyes. The husband feels incredibly useless, beaten by the world. He is filled with emptiness as he believes his beloved wife does not need him anymore. His last hope in life has purchased a replacement for his manhood when noticing an ad on the side of her favorite site, Sankaku Complex.

    Thoughts of despair devours his soul. Images of his beautiful wife run across his mind and begins to fade as her moans reach his ear. He, feeling soulless, takes a step outdoor only to hear, "Wait dear, you can't leave me like this!" The husband turns around to see what the commotion was about. His wife's hand tugging at the back of his suit's blazer, she only downed with an apron across her body fixates her eyes on him. The substitute laid on the floor, tossed aside still drenched with her lust. "I've been waiting for you. I need you," she begs.

    He stands still, dumbfounded. As his soul returns in his heart, he blinks rapidly then asks, "What about that?" She laughs and playfully slaps him across his shoulder, "Don't be silly. I only ordered that because I saw it as an ad located on the side of the best site ever, Sankaku Complex! It arrived in the mail today so I thought I try it out. All it does is get me horny for the real thing." The husband was taken aback by her bold remark. Her hands run down and reach his statement. She looks up at him and questions, "Do you mind if we have dinner afterwards? I don't think I can wait that long." They had the greatest sex they had in a long time, only what the 46 percent of male university students could ever dream of.

    Never mind, I retract my comment about those ads.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:48 07/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    You, sir, need to publish a novel. Like, right now!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 06/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    .....wat da fuq

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    Comment by Pyrus
    03:38 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can't stop laughing...

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:12 04/08/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I blame the society. Your not really encouraging people when you blur vaginas in your pornos. Or arresting guys for basically being in the same general area of a female.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:10 05/08/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    No, you got it all wrong.

    Less girls having sex is for the simple reason all the 30-40+ year olds that are paying for sex have already been locked up after the very same girls reported them.

    Less guys willing to pay a lot for the sex mean they'd have to lower the rates. Which they won't, leading to fewer acutally selling sex successfully.

    Simple as that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:22 05/08/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    lol did you just call all japanese girls who are having sex whores?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:53 06/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    anon 15:42
    "Since when having sex with someone that they are not in a serious relationship with not equal to whore? :P"
    That would mean that men buying prostitutes are whores too. Nice logic you got there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 07/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    technically... using that logic, women are always whores, because men have to pay for sex either up front or over-time through dates. so you cant avoid the term. in that sense, men who do porn must be whores as well, because they do it just for the sex. i mean, you cant avoid the term. using an equal stance and just say "they just want sex" would be more equal for men and women, and it would avoid the term "whore" in general.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:58 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    aren't they ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well they are not registered professional, im sure about that.

    THe real point is this: It's would be normal if they are just having sex. But they are actively selling their body to wealthy middle age man for money
    watch this, the part about school girl is somewhere in the middle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:58 06/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    as the Butters said,"eventually you'll pay"

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:29 07/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    and in that sense, women are always whores. because if you dont pay up front, you pay over-time on dates. so.. yeah. :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:42 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since when having sex with someone that they are not in a serious relationship with not equal to whore? :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:09 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    when it's paid for.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Any girl who takes money for sex is whore, so no, he didn't say that. Understanding of written text is matter of first grade in primary school....

    Avatar of Notto Disu Shitto Agen
    23:36 04/08/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I was under the impression that the draconian police enforcement against men walking in the same street as a female was only in Osaka. Oh, well...

    But I suppose that the fact that they censor their porn can't help (honestly, why censor something that's already restricted to begin with, and everyone knows what's going on anyway?)

    That, and the fact that most of their porn is fucked up and unrealistic beyond belief, or based on extreme fetishes. That would scare anyone away from sex.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:44 05/08/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Most of their porn is actually quite pedestrian. Maybe you've only seen mostly the extreme ones, which there is a lot of, but there are a lot more 'normal' ones.

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    Comment by Erranty
    07:20 05/08/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    The thing that weirds me out the most in Japanese porn is the kissing. Seriously, who in their right mind could fail so hard at being passionate that they fuck up a French Kiss!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:33 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Agreed. There is way too much abnormally normal Japanese porn. The only thing universally fucked up about it is the mosaics.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:50 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    >> That, and the fact that most of their porn is fucked up and unrealistic beyond belief, or based on extreme fetishes. That would scare anyone away from sex.

    that's because of the censorship, where do you think the tentacles came from?

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    Comment by Riiku
    03:09 05/08/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Girl screaming and moaning like she's anal raped for the first time, when the guy merely fingers her pussy, have nothing to do with censorship nor with reality

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    Comment by Yamato
    07:34 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You get a positive rating for using "girl" and "anal rape" in the same sentence. ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:26 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    >>>why censor something that's already restricted to begin with, and everyone knows what's going on anyway?

    It's a job action program. Somebody is being paid to look through all the porn to make sure they are properly censored

    Might have been sankaku itself who reported that story/interview with a guy who did that. The people are paid crap, some of the porn they watch are not hot at all, and some people after a while simply don't get turned on by porn any more (which, hey, might add to the stats here)

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    Comment by Lokilis
    20:25 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What?! Being paid to watch porn?
    Where can I apply for this job?

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    Comment by RedRat
    01:36 07/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are underaged for this job, Kona-chan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Doesn't seem to be stopping Japanese teachers though...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:19 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought it was their blurred vaginas that keeps them from having intercourse.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:53 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd blame the Japanese.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Why should the state encourage promiscuity? It's not like any of these people are doing it to have children. Once Japan's economy crashes, the unemployed will get back to baby-making. That's a fact.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:43 11/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Why should the state encourage promiscuity?

    Pension money has to come from somewhere

    Comment by Anonymous

    ^This I approve

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    Comment by Riiku
    03:12 05/08/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You know what's the worst, most stupid and awkward sex-related thing ever?

    It's when a girl and a boy BOTH want to fuck each other, but cannot because of the shame infused by morality, society and their upbringing

    That's fucking disgusting. If imma have a kid, I'll be sure he won't repeat my mistake, and get all the pussy he wants.

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    Comment by Daisuki-chan
    14:45 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Are you assuming your future kid daughter will want pussy? Good on you for accepting her sexuality. ;) Although, I hope you don't expect this of her if she happens to be straight.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:06 07/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    i agree with this. society, morality, and their upbringing can affect many aspects. have sex early and get branded a whore. your upbringing, if religious, will shun you for not waiting until marriage. morality also can tie in with your upbringing. they are legitimate circumstances.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Stop blaming others for your trauma.

    Grow up.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Heh, blame your virginity on society now?
    Picking that troll face for avatar shows that in real life you are probably just an awkward troll... er I mean person also.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:51 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    troll in the forum @Anon 05:51

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    Comment by kodain
    23:24 04/08/2012 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    What? Sex and relationships? I don't have time for those! I got all these games to play, and all this studying for Uni I need to make, and having a girlfriend costs way too much money! I'm going to wait until I'm finished with my education and gotten a good job!

    ^ With a mind like that it's no surprise things are the way they are.

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    22:14 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually if you look a the graph sexual activity is still lower than the 1974! the motherfucking 70's!

    Surely no one expected sexual activity to increase non stop. At that rate kindergarden children would be having sex in 2020. I'd say, worry when promiscuity falls bellow the levels of 1940, in other words, your grand parents generation. It's quite possible this is a generational thing.

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    22:15 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I meant higher than 1974.

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    Comment by Dummy00001
    21:31 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    > ^ With a mind like that it's no surprise things are the way they are.

    That's the Western culture of "dating" for you.

    Remember the times when people we gathering to party at home? Literally no money were involved.

    IMO the trend is the same and unchanged: generation gap and definition of "home" have changed, forcing teens/tweens into freaky denialist state of "independence while living with parents."

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 06/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not all the westerners,there are still countries that don't go that fast and have no problems in natality and they even gap without money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:43 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    /looks over to North America

    Hm, I wonder.. Nah. Couldn't be.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:26 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What the hell is that suppose to mean? Damn Regionalists!

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    Comment by Erranty
    07:22 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, you mean the Teen Pregnancy shows? Yeah, that shit happens a lot actually.

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    Comment by kache
    06:55 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Although everything you said is true... Relationships are indeed very pricey, unless the woman is indipendent and rich...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:48 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    most likely if independent and rich not looking for a man

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    Comment by Daisuki-chan
    14:43 05/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    If she's independent and rich her relationship standards/expectations might be even higher, though, at least publicly for her friends, mom and dad, etc. (This doesn't mean she doesn't have a hot (or at least acceptable), poor, squeeze, though, unless she's repugnant.) Peer/family pressure can matter, and it's possible to even buy into it wholesale.

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