The creepiness of AKB48 fans appears to be too much even for the long-suffering AKB48 members themselves, amidst reports that one of the poor maidens suffered a handshake so suspicious she had to run off and scrub the soiled extremity as soon as she could.
According to one of the assistants working at the events, the strain of choosing to shake hands with their depraved fans with only bags of money to console themselves with has taken its toll on these fragile little flowers:
“Of course, most of the fans are normal and encourage them, but some take haughty attitudes and try to treat the girls at the events like their girlfriends.
At a recent handshaking event I came across one of these poor girls after she had met a particularly creepy fan who had rushed into a backyard as soon as her break came, and was frantically scrubbing her hands with a demonic expression on her face.”
There is sadly not too much doubt over the kind of experience which prompted this otherwise grossly disrespectful concern with personal hygiene.
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Are you really implying the girls see any of the money? It's all pocketed by the company while the girls live lives completely at their whim, they dictate what they wear, where they live and what they eat.
This is why AKB48 has old hags as members, they know if they leave they'll be in poverty and end up doing AV.
At least doing AV would be less degradating...
Have you seen japanese porn?
yes because 20-something girls are old hags, you guys are going to die alone
I like my women 23 and older or so. any younger than that no thx. But I am that age so....makes sense
confirmed for bitter old hag
The lesser known ones when they become old hags may very well go into AV. Let's all celebrate.
Wasn't there already one who went to AV as 'promised' or something...? It's really to the point that I kind of feel dirty if they go into that. Like the final scenes of Requiem For a Dream or something.
I love doing Alterac Valley :D
after reading the last sentence.. i think more of them should leave AKB48
"frantically scrubbing her hands with a demonic expression on her face"
I lol'd.
That phrase reminded me of Toradora!
http://chan.sankakustatic.com/data/79/7b/797badf686746e9428219bf297c2ebad.jpg
鬼の形相 (oni no keisou) is the original Japanese for "demonic expression" and has been used in the Japanese translation of one of Arthur Conan Doyle's Books.
It was a translation of "A face... marked with every evil passion."
I think it means something more along the lines of 'with great vigour, as if possessed by a demon'
what a coincidence, I'm sure that fan did something "with great vigour, as if possessed by a demon" before he shook her hand.
Angry expression
鬼の形相 is pronounced as "oni no GYOsou"
just to make sure for Japanese learners.
Makes me picture a face that's similar to Akuma's.
anyone would make a face like akuma's after receiving the from a fans "raging deamon"
OHKO, always.
It looks like to me they want ripe there arms off.
You mean "rip their arms off," right?
ripe and rip are 2 different words, it's not being a grammar nazi, it's not being a fucking idiot
No Nazi.
It's funny how people try to defend being below average.
It's like they're proud to look stupid and undereducated.
I understand that not everyone speaks/writes English, but with online resources (spell check, dictionaries) it's just lazy not to try and improve yourself.
English is my 2nd language, I get embarrassed when someone points out a spelling/grammatical error, but I'm not too proud to learn from it.
English is a difficult language.
12:50
Learn something other than proper chinglish for once.
CHILDREN PWEASE!
Remembar to WASH your hands after every-shake! :D
I hear the semon cakes on REAL good!
Amazing how no one considers the fact that other countries also visit sancom. Variations of espanish are used in latin america too, and conversion into English and the opposite is sometimes meaningless. I know that is not an excuse for bad writing English, but it sucks to be considered unlettered here, when you have no guilt :P
Ps the photo of the girls are epic auhuahauh
To be fair, a spellchecker would not have caught this.. ripe is spelled correctly, it's just the wrong word.
What we need is a context checker, so that we can be certain the right word is being used in the proper context.
Also, a spelling nazi is one who berates somebody's 'stupidity' for making a typographical error. This person didn't, he just asked if he meant 'rip'.
You know who else likes to hyperbolically call people nazis? Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh.. you really want to be associated with those two?
12:50 English is not a hard language, in fact, it's one of the easiest ones. Maybe some people dont write some sentences well, but the idea keeps being clear.
Try learning spanish, they have a grammar rule for everything. Also there are two variations, iberic spanish and latin spanish, wich changes from place to place.
And once again, the people who use that phrase prove that they're not intelligent enough to even know what it means.
More like CANNOT UNDERSTAND SHIT CAPTAIN
agree with nazi, burn the jews
Grammar Nazi detected
Grammar Douchebag detected
Whats wrong with a little protein gift from your fans?
Yeah exactly.
Those ungrateful bitches....washing their hand after I shake theirs.
How about I wash your face wit my 3-week shower-skipping ASS?
I made sure to eat plenty of beans just for you!
It could make you pregnant, fool.
So you are saying she then masturbated her "soiled" hand to get preggers? Yes, still a virgin?
Why wouldn't you want a creepy otaku as the farther of your baby?
Shows what you know. Even looking at a girl gets her pregnant.
Gimme baby oh oh bad boy!
No, in Japan, looking at a girl gets you *arrested*.
Silly newfags, everyone knows they only get preggers after audibly saying "but I'll get pregnant".
XDD Artefact is a genius translating
Creepy Japotaku uses Handshake.
It's super effective!
AKB takes 48 points of damage.
AKB uses frantic hand wash
It does nothing!
AKB uses Hand Sanitizer
Scars don't Heal!
more like used splash haha
Esuna y u no working
Why not just eliminate the handshake for a traditional Japanese bow. Problem would be immediately solved.
Either that or give the security personnel tasers.
Seeing one of those dickheads getting out of line and then flopping around on the floor would be worth the price of admission alone
hahahahahaha
Everything gets better with tasers
I have sweaty palm syndrome, my solution,
Fist Pound, cool and quick.
Remove the handshake? How they will continue to elude the suck...? (ops fans) AKB48 gains precisely this absurd scheme and the girls are accomplices (innocent or not do anyway) Many say it is for support, but what about the guy depleted the economy of the family?
but then they'd sell tens of thousands of CDs less, per release.
I'm guessing part of the appeal of those groups with their core target demographics comes from being able to touch them even if it's just a handshake.