Not Again: 1000 Watch as Chinese Cops Rescue Sex Doll
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 15, 2012 13:27 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bizarre, China, Dutch Wife, Police, Shandong
Chinese police have been humiliated after 18 of their finest spent close to an hour recovering what turned out to be a discarded sex toy.
Shangdong police were alerted to the discovery of a body floating in one of the province’s many beautiful rivers, and soon 18 officers were on scene to recover it.
As they struggled to catch the “corpse” and bring it to shore, spectators soon gathered and before long major congestion ensued, preventing fire fighters from reaching the scene to assist.
In front of a thousand or so onlookers, after 40 minutes police finally succeeded in recovering the cadaver, only to confirm it was actually an inflatable sex toy.
In order to deflect further ridicule, suspicion or controversy, the police showed the “body” to the public and then “evacuated” the area.
Chinese fed up with the ridicule this and the recent discovery of a “mysterious mushroom” is attracting can at least take solace in the fact Japanese police also once launched a major operation along similar lines…
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Well, it is interesting that nobody had mentioned that the cops were actually trying to save someone. Im impressed by the Chinese cops this time. Too bad those cops I've met are either lazy uselss people or ass holes.
Yeah, I hope they won't get any hesitation upon a distress call just because this one time was a false alarm.
Prank calls and misconceptions happen, but as servicemen paid for by taxpayers' money to look after civilians, it's their responsibility to respond to any request for help.
If anything, they are proving themselves to be in top shape, seeing that they got it done in 40 minutes despite blockade from onlookers.
Unlike japanese cops....
Yea but any moron with binoculars probably would have been able to figure out what was up.
they tried, the binoculars exploded on their faces
It would be interesting to see what the requirements are with regards to anything that remotely looks like a body in the US.
While it is embarrassing it might also be required that they save it.
"It doesn't look real" I don't think would cut it.
reminds me of the "baby corpse" in the trash that was a half-eaten burrito in reality xD
Here in New York, cops just let the floaters go down East River undisturbed...
Well, they maybe stupid but their desire to protect civilian should be taken as example..
Call 199 and get told to call a taxi...
seems like at already exploded
You know... Apple products are made in China... So if you use a mac, it's a ticking time bomb.
Apple products have already exploded before.
Shit. I have a Lenovo. I'm FUCKED.
I think my computer chair is made from China. Better save up to get new butt implants!
What was it? FoxConn? or something like that? yeah, bad choice there, Apple...
still worth it!
Oh, and regular PC parts aren't? By the way, I'm not a Mac fanboy, but just someone who's sick of you guys having a BLAST (HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY) with the explosion "jokes".
Get over it, it used to be funny for a while, but it seems like you guys will never get tired of it.
Whatever, iMad fanboi.
Most macs are PC hardware with a DRM dildo to prevent non-macfags from running OSX. So, while we both have Chinese explosives, your costs 3x as much.
Well you could atleast try to understand him, ignorance won't bring anything better.
well someone is mad and is about to... BLOW their heads up. ;)
Imploded!
So the cops "abandoned" the body on the ground after evacuating. Afterwards, some of the onlookers proceeded to perform a bukkake session on the doll, correct?
no no, this is not japan
hahah
Did the cops proceed to have a licentious sex orgy with the doll after the rescue?
No, they would if it were in japan.
Hey! Its a white woman sex doll... if it was Chinese, they wouldn't have bothered.
It also seems they are stopping the production of the exploding sex toys "magical mushrooms & inflatable corpses"
Well, at least they didn't try to cook and eat it this time, lol..
Oh come on, that was state-of-the-art trolling.
And why do you think doll was broken ...
Piranha attack battle damage!
what lucky policemen got spared by the piranhas lurking...
Ok at least this time it's somewhat understandable, you see feet, hands and a head floating on a river you call the cops, but one hour is far more time than what 18 (supposedly) trained officers should take to figure out that it was not a real body.
At least they're not claiming to be a magical legendary drowned fairy or some shit like they did with the mushroom right? right?!
I'm sure it exploded on its way to the police station
Even if they figured it out early they would (like any cop) be required to "rescue" it.
If they thought it was a real body until they got it to shore then ya that is sad.
If they had tried to revive it after the rescue, then people could make fun of them.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!
Ah, I needed that laugh.
Well, after all that time, trying to rescue the promiscuous little plastic vixxen..they decided to have some fun with it after all that work.
Wouldn't you? Hahahahaha!
No! I even know where it's been.
Trololololol
its probably japanese tsunami debris washing up in china
well at least anyone visiting SanCom cried my lost waifu?!
I'll probably be dead by this time, the same will happen with androids in the future? (Like Chobits?) Imagine how be strange to see them agonizing in a trash can ... with a human face. As the film A.I
At least the Chinese versions must have self-destruction built factory ..
She doesn't look like she's in a good mood. Must have some sand in her vagina.
I hope they didn't try giving her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
She must have cheated on her owner.
Every single Chinese people are fucking idiots.
so you are dipshit
no,they're not Americans or Jews xD
Not again: a retarded sancom post against china
Not again: Another weak chink hissing like a bitch in heat every time any one says anything about china.