Japanese have been bemusedly confronted with the wonders of “anime eyes” makeup, supposedly “attracting much attention throughout America” and certainly attracting much attention in Japan (though perhaps not for the same reasons).
Videos:
2ch is flabbergasted:
“No, not this!”
“The horror…”
“They are making fun of Japan…”
“They are quite nicely drawn.”
“… Not bad.”
“I laughed at the video.”
“Come on you Yanks, you need some makeup to disguise the nose as well.”
“The noses of foreigners don’t match anime, they are too damn huge!”
“This is actually more shoujo manga makeup than anime makeup?”
“This is nothing but gross and creepy.”
“I want to see that girl with the red bow without the makeup, I’m sure she’s really pretty!”
“We should make Shoko-tan do this.”
“I’d run if I saw someone like this in the street.”
“Some of them are actually really good.”
“Whenever Japanese stuff gets popular in the US, it only looks as though they are making fun of Japan.”
“Guys, your dreams have come true, haven’t they?”
“2D only!”



















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Svelte Saber Alter Figure
Onizushi Web Anime & Smartphone Game Surfaces
Marshmallow Imouto Succubus Hits The Beach
Bishoujo Mangekyou Fan Translation Emerges
Samurai Rising – Square Enix: You Guessed it!
Mangaka Pay Tribute to Kyushu
Street Fighter V Enlists Guile
Chinese Death Simulator “Hopefully Won’t Explode”
Re:Zero “In The Nick Of Time!”
Muma Astacia Sultry Succubus Ero-Figure
Hundred Sloppy Kissing Anime
Greek Woman “Born Without A Vagina!”
Let It Die Trailer Unforgettably Fierce
Shinjuku Station Reveals “All Yu-Gi-Oh Cards Ever!”
Kashiwazaki Sena Ero-Cosplay An Immense Tease
Goddess of 2ch: “What A Cute Hole!”
Alice Margatroid Ero-Cosplay by Hiyo Nishizuku Full of Cheer
Sheryl Nome Bunny Girl Cosplay by Mike Super Scandalous
Marvelous Madoka Mizugi Cosplay by Mashiro Yuki
Marie Rose Cosplay by Mike Undeniably Sexy
Tasha Tracer Cosplay Truly Tantalizing
Witch Craft Works Cosplay by Kagune Intensely Seductive
Kaine Cosplay by Yuricha Flawless
Kasumigaoka Utaha Cosplay Pretty Pure
4 and 5 made me cringe...oh dear god the horror.
Ironically it is also the best done one.
Ugh.
No wonder the world is going to end...
As humanity is now, I can figure out that god is thinking:
"OK, the project failed!"
"Back to the drawing board!"
"Let's try again from scratch!"
fuck god and his plans.
Blasphemy!
"(o)_(o)
LOL
Do not want!
Kill it with fire!!!!!
Deny it if you want no 04-05 is good and made me lol
Sure it's good... at giving horrifying nightmares.
Get the mechs and kill them with laser fire and missiles.
Forget fire, grab the plasma guns and melt them before they infect anyone else!
forget plasma gun, put them into chinese fridges
Silly plasma guns! Use multi-meltas! If that's not enough, just immolate the site with holy prometheum. If that's also not enough, Exterminatus!
Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
They all need to get the china treatment, and explode.
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed. Something tells me I'll have a nightmare about this soon.
And stab their hearth, and axe their head ?
Kill it with fire !!! Indeed
2d TWGOK lol
my god, what are these people thinking?
They aren't.
This shit has been out there for YEARS.
Why mention it now? Running out of ideas about what to post?
He found a thread about it on 2ch.
As usual, can't ever do their own research, just post stolen shit.
Well, what do you expect?
SanCom usually gets their news from Yaraon, and Yaraon gets their stories from 2ch.
lol "news"
SanCom is just translator of Japanese post.
Not much people out there who knows about Japanese language.
It's fun surfing on 2chan
hahaha The post should remain where he was buried!
And the same thing with American anime can not be equal in quality with Japanese and just throwing aberrations (with rare exceptions)
Whenever Japanese stuff gets popular in the US, it only looks as though they are making fun of Japan.”
No way sherlock :P
Stop Google Translating your japanese into incoherent english please.
Incoherent or not you got the message and prefers to offend otherwise.
Right in a way, google sucks, my language in the conversion sometimes is incoherent, (I'll try to correct the text better) wrong I'm not Japanese. My intention is not to offend your country but between us, just watch the cartoon network and tell me if I'm right.
Believe me, any other country's TV is even worse. You should watch some japanese TV, and tell yourself which is even worse.
I'd hit dat......................wit a baseball bat.
What's the background song title for the first vid it sound amuses me
They look like Miku and Haruhi!
Um, NO.
Wrong statement is so WRONG.
EPIC FAIL.
Haha. You fell into the troll's trap.
Try googling and YT'ing "Gems are truly outrageous" (not Taric from League of Legends but related to)
I hit that with an RPG-7 I mean literally.
Don't you can blow up your hand that way.
He must be Scottish. I hear it's pretty common to bludgeon people with high explosives over there.
i think a fridge which made in china is better than RPG
could just fire it at point blank, less explosions that way, also more satisfying to see someone get punched in the face with a grenade.
no.. just nuke america already
good luck with that, no one but America could fire nukes without them sinking into the sea, you're all to 3rd worldly to do it right.
No one could fire nukes without handing the world over to the cockroaches. Silly nationalist.
fortunately, cockroaches would all die, also.
myth-given information.
Ah, typical fantasies
I completely agree and I live in America. It is sad so sad
then you wouldnt mind standing still when the nukes come? k thanks
I support you, america is an abomination.. they should be nuked.
Try not to hit canada.
I got better idea, lets nuke the root of all this, the japan!
That ought to take a definitive stop to all incoming trends from japan.
Fuck you and your sense of humor.
better to kill an infection than infected, amrite?
America isn't going to bomb anyone other than themselves.
Let's see we have a 16 trillion dollar debt, over 1 trillion dollar trade deficit with China, high unemployment, higher obesity rates, overseas wars, military bases established around the world, America's entanglement with Syria and Iran, corporatism, corporate Internet censorship, the Federal Reserve bank, sensationalist corporate "news" media, the destruction of small businesses and the middle class, massive outsourcing of American labor, perpetual recycling/"reboots" of classic films/Marvel/DC comics, lackluster Hollywood films/music, and the erosion of our basic civil liberties and the American Constitution.
Simply put, America's days as an global economic, cultural, and political force are rapidly coming to a painful end. We can laugh at or poke fun at every nation around the world. But the last laugh is on us once America recedes to a 3rd world country. The biggest threat to Americans are Americans themselves. Our negligence and blissful ignorance will the downfall of our own nation.
@05:57 14/07/2012
I don't believe it... you really took this seriously?
@05:57
Funny thing is, everyone already knows America's doomed. We're just laughing too hard at our own expense to care.
14:46
America's been against the odds from the beginning of its establishment. Every generation, someone somewhere starts bitching because they could not possibly understand that a nation could survive that is so different from theirs. In fact, crisis of the past make today's 'problems' look like laughable jokes.
But it is natural for every generation to think their own problems are the worst of the worst. What's even funnier is how people in other nations whose nation is beset by separatism, severe crony corruption and outright theft hopes again and again for america to slip up as bad as they do.
Protip: That trend has been on going for the last two hundred + years. Don't waste your time wishing for the successful to make a mistake, find a better way to run your mouth to your elders instead of bitching about events half a world away.
If you are an american, for fucks sake learn to differentiate between constructive criticism and being completely soppy. If you think the so-called 'corruption' is so bad, you should take some time to get to know and live in other countries. That's just a typically sheltered armchair economist that people think passes for reality.
Another thing: the debt written in american dollars is....american. I point to severe year-long inflation in exporting nations when we started printing out money, in effect downsizing our debt and letting the trade thieves suffer the super inflation. I will let you figure out who really owns the economic equilibrium. The great benefit of globalization is that those trying to claw their way to the top using underpriced goods can be bitch slapped appropriately to suffer the consequences of their scheming.