As if toxic pollution were not enough to worry about, China’s rivers now face possible infestation by piranhas, with sightings and even attacks on humans apparently on the rise.
A woman in China’s Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region was washing her dog in a local river when a shoal of three piranha suddenly appeared and began attacking her.
One of the fish bit her hand and latched on, but fortunately she managed to shake it loose and throw it to shore, suffering a bloody and badly injured hand in the process.
She had never seen such a fish before, but after looking up pictures on the Internet she soon identified it as the notorious red-bellied piranha, normally found in the Amazon but also a long-standing and now relatively staid staple of the tropical fish trade.
Hers is apparently not the only such report – in recent years reports of piranha encounters in rivers throughout certain regions of China seem to have been on the increase.
As the climate throughout much of southern China resembles that of the piranha’s native habitat, there is thought to be a considerable danger of this robust and highly fecund species becoming established, with potentially disastrous consequences for China’s already ruined ecosystems and a not inconsiderable risk to humans.
Chinese law being what it is, there are few restrictions on introducing invasive species and no realistic prospect of enforcing them, so as China’s burgeoning middle class comes to know better the joys of fickle and irresponsible pet ownership, it seems likely releases of the piranha may only the first of many new arrivals – although this being China, there will at least be an incentive to catch them.
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Fish and eat them! Piranhas are easy and fast to fish and delicious to eat. Much better than rubbish sold as food in China
Chinese people/animals that eat rubbish -> Fish eats people/animals -> Fish clean (?)
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Correct, by the time that water & it's inhabitants reach that point, it's likely laced with mercury and other toxic substances.
Still better than pure rubbish
http://www.ltaaa.com/wtfy/4928.html
哈哈哈，中国人到此一游....
果然“宅”无处不在？
链接里翻译的一塌糊涂。
另外这里是黑天朝居多，不算宅站
lol the pirahna u eat may have consumed human flesh
Good that she got rid of it before it exploded.
It explodede right after, so it was no point.
The blast was like as nuclear one.
I don't think it would explode since the piranha might not even be 100% chinese.
More like it's 100% not Chinese.
It's imported.
Even if the fishlings are born in chinese waters?
The pirahna wasn't mistaken for an onahole like that mysterious mushroom?
It's not imported, it's pirated.
The piranhas shouldn't eat Chinese, because they'll just be hungry in an hour
nature trying to fix it's mistake?
No the piranhas shouldn't be eating Chinese for fear that their latest meal will explode while still inside of them!
Actually, I am positively surprised that anything even manages to survive in there, after having seen the yellow river flowing through beijing.
It's a pirated piranha. They started to run out of stuff to copy.
But piranhas are native to South America so they don't explode. They might give you the trots though, so technically there would be explosions, just not where one would expect them.
Considering Chinese food (IE Reused cooking oil that may as well be sewage, or walnuts filled with concrete) I don't think exploding out the ass is unexpected in China anymore.
Both those things should have lead to life in prison for the people who did them, to be blunt.
Hell, even execution might not have been too far a 'extreme' punishment, as much as I hate execution.
No she just pirated a pick a pile piranha you know a tongue twister.
That piranha was trolling.
...Why y'all so serious with an obvious joke?
I mean, it wasn't even like it was funny to being with. Stop killing it and making worse! xD
Did anyone fap on the piranha afterwards?
worlds worst blowjob
My friend beside just started laughing... Xp
beat me to the exploding joke
You mean good that the fish let go before she exploded?
Put some in the rio grande river pleasE!
I like the way you think.
I'm Latino and even I like the way he thinks.
+1 damn illegals ruin it for all of us.
I'm a Filipino and I like that way you think about he thinks.
toss in some tigerfish and snakeheads for good measure.
I LOL'd hard.
You know the old joke: The reason mexico sucks are olympics is because all the ones that can run, jump, or swim are already here...
In Guangx Zhuang China, fish eat you!
I'm surprised the fish didn't explode.
They haven't really established themselves yet. Give them a few more generations to settle in.
No the fish having realized that it had bitten a Chinese feared for it's life and let go of the women fearing it's actions would result in explosive results
"red-bellied explosive piranha"
fish go ka-boom!
Honestly I'm surprised China would allow the importation of exotic pets, as they try their hardest to prevent the importation of everything else.
Now someone just have to stuff the Yangtze River with goliath tigerfish and turn the whole damn place into an extreme sport fishing paradise.
Thou I wouldn't want to eat anything living in those waters, who knows what heavy metals are contained within.
Actually China is all about allowing foreign export into the country so long as you give over the designs and rights of your product so that they can reproduce their own version locally.
In the end, isn't this all that's really happening here? Someone imported a fish and now a variant is being home-grown in a Chinese river, business as usual?
true. nothing says china like unlicensed localized products.
damn nature you scary!!1
piranha ain't shit, google goliath tigerfish.
Just did... Jesus Christ how horrifying!
awww, he just wanted to give her a little love bite.
...They have rivers with actual live fish?
It's a really big country. Statistics alone dictate a few smaller rivers here and there should still be able to support life larger than bacteria and algae.
China you Crazy.
Or rather.. They still have an actual live dog.. but about to be washed in the river..