Total Eclipse Total Ero-Suits Anime
- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Jul 3, 2012 00:40 JST
- Tags: Eroge, Image Gallery, Mecha, Oppai, Oshiri, Total Eclipse
Total Eclipse’s unpromising arrival seems to been a portent of things to come – its bevy of sexy maidens is all that is keeping it afloat in its first episode, as it appears nobody unfamiliar with its source eroge has a clue what is going on with its confusing Strike Witches meets mecha storyline.
The kind of questions being asked about its setting (and the answers garnered in response) are not proving very reassuring to hopeful viewers:
Why can’t men ride the mechs?
They can, but they all died in the war.
What are the enemies? Aliens?
Weird lifeforms which came from space.
Why are all the characters so old-fashioned?
That’s just the setting. Deal with it.
Is there only Japan left on the planet?
A few other countries may have survived.
Why do they have to wear those suits?
…
Understandably, with story and exposition on this level, hopes rest on it being a decent oppai anime, and indeed it does reasonably well in this regard:
Fortunately, with its long-standing eroge pedigree, ero-omake abound (and at least some must surely be original):
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i predict in ep. 2 all non main girls die.
Because of tentacle rape.
T-T-Tentacle...g-g-grape!?
What a nice drink!
i need to buy more of this drink
God, I hope so.
Sorry, but tentacle rape in MM Alternative is only reserved for the Main-Main-Heroines
Other than Yui, these girls are barely sub-characters, much less heroines...
Common Ways to Die for Tactical Surface Fighter pilots:
1.)Smashed and crushed by charging bulldozing/hammering/stomping aliens the size of buildings
2.)Eaten alive (along with your TSF) by chomping aliens
3.)Death by laser (melting or explosion)
4.)Melting by acid
5.)Self-destruct by HE explosives with the force close to that of a tactical nuclear device(Japan only)
If you managed to eject in time:
6.)Head rip off or smashed into the closest hard object
7.)Face and half your brain bitten off(while you are still conscious)
8.)Captured and brought to the closest Hive where you will be dissected till only your brain is left. All while you are conscious and alive. (Bit of tentacle play here if you are lucky)
*high explosives
In before "Hahaha you said explosive twice!"
How can you call yourself a man if you don´t like ecchi lol? are the most of you gays? rofl troll*
There is time for everything. But it need to ne in the right place
Yeah... don't get too attached. Most of these girls die in nasty ways in the orignal material.
Unfortunately, only those who played the original VN would get an idea of what's going on in this episode, especially the setting and the jargon the anime throws around. Otherwise, I can understand the frustration by those who didn't play the VN and don't know what the hell is going on in Total Eclipse, which otherwise looks like a generic mecha ero anime with an all girl cast.
Am I the only one who thought it was pretty understandable despite never touching the VN? o_O;
Well, point taken, although the knowledge from the VN would greatly expand the perspective and understanding of the anime. I'd think would be hard for newcomers to jump in considering how the first episode went, but that's just my two cents.
A n o t h e r n e w f a n s e r v i c e y a n i m e t o l o ok f o w a r d to.
I bet you also realized that these people are ohhhh soooo f**ked, since the only one person who can trigger a chain reaction to save this world hasn't even been summoned into the world yet.
And likely won't be, even by the end of Total Eclipse's first season.
Yup, never seen the vn but the plot is quite understandable, maybe cuz it seems quite simple.
Aliens-Mechs to fight aliens-Teen girls to pilot mechs-erosuits to provide fanservice and sell a lot.
See? That's exactly the point. Muv-Luv is so much more than that. Didn't really come across in the first episode (I still enjoyed it though).
Well, maybe your right. So far i've read only the mangas (Unlimited and the part of Alternative that i found online) and their plot is quite more complex in my opinion and there's actually a male protagonist that i appreciate.
Dunno about this one, i hope they dont ruin the next episodes by wasting too much time on ecchi scenes that we've already seen a thousand times in other animes.
You're such a fucktard.
Lol, no one ever seen evangelion suits ?
Same deal. Same fanservice here.
This looks like a combo-rip off of EVA, Gunbuster, Patolabor, Strike Witches rolled up into one.
Cheap.
flap.
cheap
Muv Luv was before strike witch.
Cheap
fap
cheap
LOL, you compare a classic to this fanservice rippoff?
GO BACK AND PLAY MUVLUV YOU HEATHEN!!!!
Why are you on Sankaku if you don't like fanservice???
likes trolling?
"Why do they have to wear those suits?"
What kind of answer do they expect?
Its obviously a design thing to make them ero, but they actually made some interesting explanations regarding the suit in the original game that actually makes some sense.
The suit is like a armor that have other functions related to de the body of the pilot, one of the is interact with the body and reduce the sense of shaking the mecha gives with wich step to avoid motion sickness, there other functions as well like medication and protection but i cant remember all of them.
I'm in favor of any explanation with oddly sexy outfits or the dominance of young girls in characters (maihime Z made sense)...
but the gorget, combined to the "chin extension", looks designed to break their jaw :/.
Besides, i can't imagine the disconfort of piloting mechas, with such masses in free movement...
basically strike witches suits
remember evangelion? they had to wear those suits to increase syncrorate - which proves that they CAN be reasons why they have to wear this kind of stuff
There is a reason like that in universe. Those suits will take huge shocks (the teacher proved it in the VN by hitting the main character with a 2x4 or some other blunt object). They also provide some sort of neuro interface with the mechs as well as projects the HUDs straight onto the person's retinas.
Is it about wearing suits, or how the suits are skin toned? I guess it would be more comfortable than sitting on a metal ass.
Saw an ep. Despite its lame synopsis and just the "look" of something that's gonna become crap, it was surprisingly decent and watchable. Gonna give it two more episodes before calling it, but so far, episode 1 had me wanting another :D
Yeah I might give it a chance as well.
No nipple =(
No pussy =(
but they do get beards! i mean just look at the awesome goattees they get with their jaw-armor. as a guy, im a little jealous.
no service =(
PLAY MUVLUV YOU HEATHENS!!!
b-but they have beards!
"why ask stupid question ?"
seriously ,muv luv alternative is good ,i don't know how the anime will turn out but with or without those suit , it is good .
people that think it's just another watch-and-fap title should just shut the fuck up and do a little research .
(and shut up a little more after that )
I like how they responded with "deal with it". lol
@"why ask stupid question ?"
seriously ,muv luv alternative is good ,i don't know how the anime will turn out but with or without those suit , it is good .
people that think it's just another watch-and-fap title should just shut the fuck up and do a little research .
(and shut up a little more after that )@
People see fanservice for otaku fapping all over this episode. If story is good, then why they throw this shit at us? First expressions are the most inportant ones. So shut up funboy and think
Maybe you're the one who should think , do not judge a book by it's cover and try to control your libido THEN maybe you'll be able to look at the whole picture and not just snap at the first sight of "omg boob suit!" like a retard .
@05:45 Preach It, brother!
Its not a book - its video, so don't mix it together.
Book will have only 1 picture - the rest is just story + your imagination
Video is complete - you get FULL information in visual, audio and storyline at one go.
I snaped because even if the story can be good, they throw funservice from beggining.
If they showed us a good plot, make us feel for characters, then bodysuits here and then will be a good eye candy. But if you been feed this all the time - you start to get angry. Couse they think that you a dumb-jerking-monkey who need only boobs to be pleased.
I dont think that asking questions and expext a reasonable answer about the setting is "stupid".
Now shut up and go back to your basement little mr butthurt mcfanboy.
(and shut up a little more after that )
It's Muv-luv. It's aiming to the fan, of course people should do their research.
@Duolis - Why research when you can play it? Muvluv Unlimited and Alternative are both translated..
Ofc you're right but forgive me, I cant resist throwing some insults at the local rude fanboy.
Anyway the first minutes of the anime explained enough of the setting to satisfy the newcomers to muvluv me thinks.
Sorry , asking "why do they have to wear those suit" IS a stupid question .
it's a pilot suit , they are pilot , end of the subject .
now if that's the only reaction you're gonna give i'd suggest you to go back to your mother little butthurt internet-tough-guy-wannabe .
(unless she already kicked you out for being old , like that "basement" thing you people seems to love )
LOL Piloting suit needed for defence of body and ergonomical function with vehicle - but we see suit that don't defend at all inner organs and have unpractical heavy modules on legs and arms - they will get in the way when piloting and slow down reaction time.
Try dissagree with this one)))
Well, not only girl, boy also must wear that suit to...
As if Evangelion started the plug suits LOL
Same as Evangelion why do they wear a plug suit while piloting an EVA?
Behold how the nerdrage struggle to keep his fury at bay, for someone dared to question his precious erosuit.
Really guys your reactions are so amusing lol
mentioning the basement was the right choice XD
Out of you two anons 01:27 and 01:35 I would like the second to shut up and, ideally, before.
Questions like the last are either from someone oblivious to current state of anime or borderline trolling.
Funny how people are complaining about fanservice, when they visit Sankaku of all places.
Pls keep saying shut up, it works does it?
Ofc the reason for the suits is to provide fanservice but it's not a crime to ask.
Funny how some small things enrages some ppl.