Chinese fujoshi have apparently been enjoy “big brother’s juice” thanks to these novel energy drinks, each bearing a suitably manly design and being filled with suitably milky contents.
The drinks, themselves parodying the design and substance of a well-known Chinese drink, so far enjoy only limited distribution at Chinese events – although this may yet change if the positive reaction they have been enjoying is anything to go by.
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Cums in different sizes and colors!
Always the preferred drink of sausage fests everywhere.
Fujoshi are women. In theory.
Rotten women*
pena colada anyone?
Isn't "pena" is PINA!
PIÑA!!!!
Is that Superman and Batman kissing in pic 003?!?!?!?!?
Indeed. Clearly the maker of the drinks got the right idea lol
Maybe the message is "this energy drink is so strong it's like Superman and Batman made out in a can"?
They share the same hobby:
To wear their underwear outside their pants, not on their head.
yes.
I always thought they were madly in love with each other...
I like the pose... so... strangely ambiguous. The random arm up kind of tells a strange story.
Tricking fujoshi into drinking faux-semen by yaoi-theming the cans... clever.
I think in the end that these drinks will attract more men then women.
define "men", and define "women" aswell, because what you said makes no sense.
Actually most gay men, view themselves as men and it's not uncommon to find gay men who dislike effeminate men. There are intersex persons and transvestites too but the majority of LGBTI see themselves as male, because the majority are simply gay.
Ehh, hello? Of course they view themselves as men, they don't have vaginas. But that doesn't change the fact that the majority of gay men are effiminate, or at least, that's how most people see them.
What i simply asked you to is to define "men", Because anyone who reads that will understand it as straight men, since gay men are just a small minority, same goes for women, you could have said "fujoshi" or "fujoshi women" instead of just "women", since the fujoshi are also but a very small minority. That's all there is to it lol, you kind of misunderstood what i wrote.
I imagine tricking yuri fanboys would be just as easy. How many would pass up at "Imouto Juice! Energy Drink"?
"Yuri fanboys" "Imouto Juice"
I don't understand how the Imouto stuff has anything to do with Yuri (Unless it's a Lolicon yuri), and i also don't understand what you mean by "Fanboys", Last time i checked, Yuri's main targeted audience is female otaku, not males, however, there is a fairly large Yuri market for the male audience aswell. which is why you're dumb for mentioning only "fanboys".
"Last time i checked, Yuri's main targeted audience is female otaku, not males, however, there is a fairly large Yuri market for the male audience aswell. which is why you're dumb for mentioning only "fanboys"."
You contradict yourself. Anon @ 07:31 is correct. It's irrelevant who this stuff is marketed at, what you checked (and I bet you didn't check too well either). And as said, you finally admitted that there is a yuri-for-males market as well. He is not dumb to mention only "fanboys" but you're irrational.
"I don't understand how the Imouto stuff has anything to do with Yuri"
The submissive in a yuri relationship is the "immouto". Go watch Strawberry Panic.
Uhh no, imouto means younger sister, not an underage sister. If you are 50, your 40 year old sister is an imouto.
Suuuure it is. As much as yaoi is targeted at males.
I really DO mean only the fanboys.
It's irrelevant who it is market at, but the fact that its MAIN audience is females is still there, not to mention one of the most popular Yuri magazines are female-oriented, Yuri hime, and other versions of the same magazine.
I said there is yuri for males, i didn't say Yuri's main target is male, there's a difference, learn to read. since Yuri's main target is female, and 70% of the viewers/readers are female, it's only appropriate to use "fangirls" in the sentence, not "fanboys", go to google and type Comic Yuri hime wiki, check the wikipedia page and you'll get your shit straight.
I Take back what i said about Japan making the weirdest shit ever.
China is apparently catching up, or rather, it's safe to assume they're far ahead of Japan in terms of fucked up-ness lol.
idk how this is weird compared to the school girl urine fragrance they were selling in Japan. I mean it's just 2 dudes making out, it's not so bad servicing the ladies from time to time.
Isn't it Taiwanese? (yeah, yeah... please, no argument about Taiwan being part of China...)
China's one of the oldest countries still existing (Eygpt's older of course), so they've actually been nutty for centuries!
There is no continuity between ancient Egypt and modern Egypt. There is also no continuity in China since the Commies did away with the emperor.
Yeah I cannot recall the last time a Jap repeatedly flattened a little girl. Raped, yeah. But flattened...
Wth you sayin?
Flattened, no. Brutally murdered? Search for it.
Fallacy of small numbers. You've only seen one case of a Chinese man flatten a little girl. You also haven't done a proper survey of traffic accidents in Japan. The two populations also differ significantly. You can't draw conclusions with such small numbers.
Uhh yeah i know, i was just referring as how fucked up China is becoming.
until they explode on you.
EnerJizz
I blame YOU for this.
Yes, YOU! The one reading this!
This is your fault.
Why? Because I fucking said so.
But in fact the semen inside the cans are actually chlorine.
Chinese fujoshi.. ....
do they explode before or after drinking it?
This really needs to cum in a squeeze bottle.
Semen Shakes!!
Hey! I like yaoi, but.. honestly, this is TOO much.
sewer energy drink, melamine anyone???
Are those Lavi and Kanda from D.Gray-Man up there?
MANERGY!!
You have to be 18+ to look at or even drink a drink? Uh, okay. Sure, it's fake semen and has gay overtones, but there's not even any sex on the can. Dumbest thing I've heard of.
THIS CRUMBLES MY COCONUT!
that's all good, but does it cum out runny or in globs? bukkake lovers wanna know.
homo ski!!
Seriously, that's insane.
But it might not sell. People can just drink directly from their "tap" for free.
Um... fujoshi don't have a "tap". Hence the marketing opportunity to sell fake juice!
I do not believe water is "free" in Japan.
Water isn't free anywhere. Or do you not pay for water service where you live?
Of course, you can gather your own water, but you don't get the benefit of water treatment.
lol have you heard of tank water? its free....