Chinese fujoshi have apparently been enjoy “big brother’s juice” thanks to these novel energy drinks, each bearing a suitably manly design and being filled with suitably milky contents.
The drinks, themselves parodying the design and substance of a well-known Chinese drink, so far enjoy only limited distribution at Chinese events – although this may yet change if the positive reaction they have been enjoying is anything to go by.
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I would drink that, or like rather, I want to!
Cool story... Bro?!
Cums in different sizes and colors!
Always the preferred drink of sausage fests everywhere.
Fujoshi are women. In theory.
Rotten women*
pena colada anyone?
Isn't "pena" is PINA!
PIÑA!!!!
Seriously, that's insane.
But it might not sell. People can just drink directly from their "tap" for free.
Um... fujoshi don't have a "tap". Hence the marketing opportunity to sell fake juice!
I do not believe water is "free" in Japan.
Water isn't free anywhere. Or do you not pay for water service where you live?
Of course, you can gather your own water, but you don't get the benefit of water treatment.
lol have you heard of tank water? its free....
Ewwwww! Thats funny though, every form of media entertainment does deserve its collectible items. I guess..
The question is: is it good?
Milky good. Now open wide!
sweet, like a pineapple flavored protein shake.
It's yaoi themed, in what world would that be considered "good"?
Is it actually human semen or just an imitation?
isn't that coconut water?
It's from China it could be a mix of a number of various white fluids.
It actually looks like the canned coconut milk, which isn't an energy drink, but it is delicious
LOL no it's just a fan-made energy drink sold at events.
still warm and fresh?
Made in China, atleast %2 semen.
Warm and clammy! Hehehe!
So they copy Paul Newmans Ranch dressing yet?
Taste so good the flavor will explode in your mouth
BUKKAKE!!!
Is that Superman and Batman kissing in pic 003?!?!?!?!?
yes.
I always thought they were madly in love with each other...
I like the pose... so... strangely ambiguous. The random arm up kind of tells a strange story.
Indeed. Clearly the maker of the drinks got the right idea lol
They share the same hobby:
To wear their underwear outside their pants, not on their head.
Maybe the message is "this energy drink is so strong it's like Superman and Batman made out in a can"?
Have tasted that, really good :)
homo ski!!
You have to be 18+ to look at or even drink a drink? Uh, okay. Sure, it's fake semen and has gay overtones, but there's not even any sex on the can. Dumbest thing I've heard of.
that's all good, but does it cum out runny or in globs? bukkake lovers wanna know.
Not that good at simplified (only do Japanese), but is the left one 'kibou' or "hope".
I don't see anything remotely close to 希望 in the pictures. And even if it was in the pictures, chances are it wouldn't read as キボウ in Chinese.
how long til it blows up?
I Take back what i said about Japan making the weirdest shit ever.
China is apparently catching up, or rather, it's safe to assume they're far ahead of Japan in terms of fucked up-ness lol.
Yeah I cannot recall the last time a Jap repeatedly flattened a little girl. Raped, yeah. But flattened...
Wth you sayin?
Fallacy of small numbers. You've only seen one case of a Chinese man flatten a little girl. You also haven't done a proper survey of traffic accidents in Japan. The two populations also differ significantly. You can't draw conclusions with such small numbers.
Uhh yeah i know, i was just referring as how fucked up China is becoming.
Flattened, no. Brutally murdered? Search for it.
idk how this is weird compared to the school girl urine fragrance they were selling in Japan. I mean it's just 2 dudes making out, it's not so bad servicing the ladies from time to time.
China's one of the oldest countries still existing (Eygpt's older of course), so they've actually been nutty for centuries!
There is no continuity between ancient Egypt and modern Egypt. There is also no continuity in China since the Commies did away with the emperor.
Isn't it Taiwanese? (yeah, yeah... please, no argument about Taiwan being part of China...)