Jet ski riders are being warned to avoid allowing the powerful streams of water propelling their craft along to enter into their anus after a woman died horribly after falling off the back of one.
Japanese accident investigators have reported two incidences of serious injuries incurred from personal water craft use.
In one 2011 summer accident, a Hyogo prefecture woman was riding on the back of the craft and fell off into the water due to the speeds attained.
The jet of water propelling the craft along streamed into her anus, causing fatal internal injuries.
In another similar incident in the same month in nearby Osaka, a woman suffered severe injuries in the same manner, but survived.
In both cases the craft’s operating instructions recommended the use of a wetsuit, but the women were only wearing swimwear.
The investigators warn that serious injuries could also be sustained should the jet enter other vulnerable orifices such as the mouth or ears, and advise caution in the event of a fall from such a craft.










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(•_•) Looks like she got...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Hydro Pumped...
It's super effective.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvp8vvH2EqE
if she only...
Should've chosen Bulbasaur... :\
YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!....CSI Japan, lol.
Critical Hit!
The mental image I got from reading the title was... Disturbing. Like out of some JAV to say the least.
more like...
(•_•) Seems like she's been...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Liquidated...
Huh, why the negative points..? I thought that was a good one, oh well.
Links to the pics please.
Survival of the Fittest at work here.
Does not compute.
What probably mattered more was the speed of which each victim was at and when they fell.
At slower speeds, you have a higher chance of survival.
yup, smells like darwin awards
Somebody dies in a weird way, quickly call "Darwin Awards", balance restored and go back to sleep because it will never happen to you. Sure...
Not being even remotely informed about the potential dangers of activities you partake in (or being incredibly lazy) does make you very eligible.
Darwins are awarded when you die in a stupid way thanks to your own stupidity. Just dying in a freak accident is not enough.
Fuck yeah, Blastoise.
Brilliant!!!
Gotta catch em all
FUCK OFF AND OUTGROW POKEMONN YOU FAGGOT
wild asshole appears! Anonymous uses jet ski.
it's super effective.
on a side note: HAHAHAHA damn what a way to go x)
rofl... outgrow pokemon? only way to do that is to erase the persons childhood
Only way to outgrow pokemon is to die ...unless there's afterlife, then no, you can't outgrow it XD
Best first comment ever.
You win the whole internets.
You are now the greatest pougeeyman masterz!
They raped her corpse afterwards.
That's what they do in japan.
Funny, I've always thought that was in China...
Racist pigs
Fuck off jap.
Im not japanese you retard
weaboo jap sympathizer
wannabe necrophile
If it was in China, she or the jet ski would have exploded?
Die, so we can send your corpse there.
>In another similar incident in the same month in nearby Osaka
Osaka confirmed for worst place in Japan.
大阪の情言うな!
既成事実だし. 乗り切って.
In Osaka you can get arrested for asking directions, having tattoos gets you fired and the people are stupid enough to administer an anal enema using a jet ski. Sounds like a real shit hole to me.
u mad bro?
Hey, I'd take that place anytime over a place that would arrest you for fictional drawings
I can't read Japanese so they might be agreeing, but I think you made some Japanese people mad
One of them disagreed with OP, the other agreed with OP.
i LOL'd
One is butthurt cause he knows Osaka is a backwater shit hole.
I personally think this is false or at least its not an accident since if you fell from a ski, you would be left behind so you will not sustain injuries from the water trust from the rear. It will only cause injuries if the intentionally floor down the gas while the person is aligned at the rear and is near the ski which is not initially moving.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_laws_of_motion [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton's_laws_of_motion]
Newton's first law. Objects in motion stay in motion. Friction from the air in the time it takes you to drop to the water from being directly above the water (actually likely BELOW water level based on you being in a moving water craft,) is not going to stop you from being in the jet wash of the water ski's engine.
GO THE FUCK BACK TO SCHOOL.
man got to be the most unlucky person in the world to not only fall of a jet ski but have it freaking go up your bum and oblitirate your innards, that death alone has got to be prove of a super troll deity
Hazama The God of Trolling
Then obviously you didn't watch aquarion evol.
Another sad way to die.
How many accidents like these are known throughout the world? Haven'T heard of those before and i think it's unlikely that they "accidentally" fall off with their butts being that close to the exhaust.
Couldn't this rather be an "experiment" that went horribly wrong? Also, normally when you're thrown off at higher speeds your butt cheeks automatically cramp together, especially when you dive into water.
I don't know, i smell something strange here.
only in places where idiots don't read the safety label.