Chinese Cuisine Incorporates Mysterious Mushroom
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jun 27, 2012 04:08 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, China, Dutch Wife, Food, Guro, Made in China, Onanism, Parody, Video Gallery
China’s newly discovered mysterious mushroom, that most rare and expensive of delicacies, has already been incorporated into the nation’s famed cuisine in the form of a dish which may be a bit much even for Chinese gourmands – or at least those who have worked out the secret of its prime ingredient, at any rate…
The handy recipe:
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Stewed silicone and semen. Along with some veggies.
mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm . Yummy !
Still better than the real thing...
Japanese people, always one step crazier than everyone else: http://digitaljournal.com/article/325480
That girl is hot
she can eat my onahole anytime ;)
I'd like to fuck your onahole.
just make sure to wash it well when you're done.
Yeah, but am I the only one that refuses to believe this is real?
Let's see natural selection at work, and count
I think it's a joke made after the truth came out...
I mean, if that's real I'm really beginning to worry about the effects of pollution in china...
I see what you did there.
for those who didn't(it's not that obvious):
https://www.google.ro/search?q=nocturnal+pollution
You thought somebody is trying to push this as real? They are just making fun of the mushroom incident, that's all.
Maybe china people will think this was real then they will try to cook it and eat.
It's just a funny meme now, dude.
Yup she is tasty.
Are these guys for real?
Well, I guess if it's in China...
no it's just a troll, not a real cooking show.
also asian trolls are hot.
are you retard !!!
check the news before make stupid comments ...
'are you retard!!!' learn proper english for once.
are you for real? Well, I guess if it's JapanFanboy A...
Is this a joke to laugh off their humiliation?
More like laughing at other people's humiliation. Or are you humiliated by the bum down the street because you live in the same neighborhood?
It's more of an inside joke, since they dedicated it to the widely-hated Chinese National Football Team.
It's basically a 3 and a half minute "eat a dick"
At least they still got humour.
I'ts humor you twat.
Not if you're british.
Or a Canuck and other former British colonies.
OP here, I'm actually American. I just got used to spelling it that way since my laptop along with it's word processor was bought during my trip to UK decade ago.
Wow, that makes you like a retro-speller.
That awkward moment when you realize you have the same model of onahole.
My thought exactly...
She will live for an eternity.
But she will turn to onahole.
I'd wear the tread off her onahole.
And today's secret ingredient is
*dramatic pose
Onahole!!
"Allez Cuisine!"
You remind me of the Chef at the S.S. Anne in Pokémon Red/Green/Blue/Yellow/FireRed/LeafGreen. His dialog's structure is similar to what you posted. And it gets funnier because he speaks with a French accent, at least in the English localizations.
It's a reference to Iron Chef
interesting that nothing blew up.
she said: becareful, it's hot...
but there is something else u should notice first -.-
As long as they get some dude to marinade it a few times before they eat it. No sense in some one cooking it up without any "Seasoning".
She should try it with sausage stuffed in. She'd really like it then. Onahole'ala'me.
but will it blend?
"We're gonna teach you how to cook this things since it's been sooooooooooo popular on the internet".
This girl... >_<
Also she didn't forget to poke fun at Chinese soccer at the end.
This mushroom is unexpectedly not juicy, if you know what I mean...
tastes like semen and failure
I was expecting EXPLOSIONS but got this shit instead.
Don't worry, that onahole is made by China. So you can expect the next news about it to be explosive-related.
obvious troll is obvious
Obviously.
Why can people not differentiate between a joke, and trolling?
because they want to show everyone that they're part of the cool underground club that is 4chan
The internet is not conductive of implied intent.
Oblivious troll is oblivious.
thank you captain obvious