
Japan’s creepy otaku have earned even more notoriety with the invention of “dakimakura nyotaimori,” with the inventor demonstrating the practice by eating sushi off his Lynette Bishop dakimakura cover for the full “Nyotaimori Witches” experience.
The combination of nyotaimori – “naked sushi,” a supposedly traditional Japanese culinary art (in fact it appears to have been invented or popularised overseas) – and the otaku favourite of a sexy 2D girl on a dakmakura cover appears to be completely novel.
Lynette sans sashimi for the curious:


Whether the practice will catch on is difficult to predict (though even less appealing practices already have plenty of traction), but it certainly seems unlikely to improve the reputation of dakimakura owners, such as it is.
Haha, this is actually more civilized and less creepy than the real life counterpart if you think about it...good going otaku!
Indeed. Plus what's wrong with this kind of selection? If kids can eat their cereal out of their pantless Winnie the Pooh bowl, why can't we eat sushi out of our polyester waifus?
Actually, I agree with this. Eating something off of a (probably) clean pillowcase is more sanity than eating it off of someone where you don't even know where they've been.
Better than with real women. I hate warm sushi.
This is just pure.....genius.
Now my sushi will never get accidental body heat and become warm ever again.
I've always wondered why you're supposed to eat fish off a girl's pussy.
Oh, wait,
one thing i've noticed about white people who come over to japan is, they think it's supposed to be some sort of luxury food or something.
sushi in japan is basically fast food. sorry to burst your bubble white people.
exactly. a couple things i noticed when i had sushi in america:
-everyone eats with chopsticks (you eat with your hands)
-the wasabi looks like playdough and tastes completely different (real wasabi tastes sort of sweet)
the wasabi they use in most western sushi restaurants isn't actually wasabi, but just american horseradish with green food coloring.
and agreed, what's the point of even trying to make a replacement if it's gonna taste nothing like it. japanese wasabi isn't even really spicy (japanese people hate spicy foods...)
It's not a lingering spiciness where you're fanning your tongue for awhile after you eat. With wasabi it's a flash spiciness that inflames your nasal tract and then goes away just as quickly.
It's not even a spice, it's radish :P
I live in Japan and have since 2004... perhaps you & I go to different sushi restaurants but I RARELY (and by that, I mean less than once per year) see a person eating sushi with his/her fingers.
Seems that there's a PORTION of the population that eat sushi with their fingers, but it's still split 50/50, so to comment that "I'm aghast that people in 'merika eat sushi with chopsticks, how silly!", better have a look around outside of your station's area first.
You sure you're in Japan? You should check outside, you might be in another asian country, lol
More and more people these days are eating sushi with chopsticks in Japan (sushi isn't that popular in Japan compared to other really popular foods like curry, so some people just don't care), but if you're seeing more people with chopsticks than hands, you really might be in the wrong country.
Eat Sushi with your hands? Hahah sorry but the Japanese eat it with Chopsticks, it's the American long rolled fast foody ones that you eat with your hands.
Stop being a weaboo and acting like you know that you're talking about. Go to any kaitenzushi place in Japan; nobody eats with their friggin hands.
"kaitenzushi"
that's your problem right there.
LOL the four sushi places in my (american) city are ALL conveyer belt sushi. i think it's the only concept of sushi that americans have.
kind of explains a lot.
I've never seen a kaitenzushi place where I lived in America. I live in Japan now, kaitenzushi places are here in my town and there's also fancier places, but at the kaitenzushi place at least they eat with chopsticks. I'll probably go to the other this week.
enuff with the chopstick nazi. might as well eat sushi with my foot to avoid this silly debate
Someone once commented that my Strike Witches collection photo "looks like nyotaimori."
http://i.imgur.com/5Peiw.jpg
I guess nyotaimori is a Strike Witches tradition now.
But this guy is one step ahead of me.
Nice amount of collections.. and way of censorship you got there :)
That is very sweet collection you have there.
I'd be glad to eat sushi off Sanya's pantsu~ anyway of the week!
this isn't really creepy, it's just stupid.
this will be soon in sushi restaurants aimed at otakus
Whats wrong with having my waifu serve as a my sashimi plate!?
You'll have a waifu smelling like rotten fish!
It's going to smell reaaaally fishy after awhile....and that fish stench doesn't come off so easily >.>
it'll smell like fish while you're eating, but it'll smell like squid after you're finished.
Your waifu is sleeping with other men.
You mean other girls... :P
"Your Waifu is in another castle."
"Ah, shit, what am I gonna do about dinner, then?..."
Not really creepy nor stupid, just moe.
lol...I pity you
I pity unfinished abortion like you.
you don't need to feel pity for this retard bastards just read what they write and laugh a little
I wouldn't try that. Not because I'm a girl, but because sushi is delicate to begin with. I'd feel safer /not/ putting it on random objects and then eating it.
Well, at least he used foil to protect the pillow case.
Mmm, great idea. But, If I do the same, probably I will feel so depressed >_<.
I... I... I don't know.
Lynnete just looks so cute there that I just have to approve it.
Lynette is super adorable.
I would like a Perrine Dakimakura.
Ha! this is mentally retarded.
I invented this several months ago
http://tohno-chan.com/mai/res/8346.html
>that saddle while slowpokes slowpoking
Gooby pls
Good idea!
at least he put plastic covering on it. If he didnt then it'd of been retarded.
I hope he sanitized it beforehand, I dread to know what he's already done to it.
There's a plastic foil over the pillow.
He wouldn't go so far as to make her dirty with food stains that might never go off anymore.
Kind of like this?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606339/
I want a Charlotte dakimakura!