“The 9 Otaku Goods Which Will Freak Out Any Girl”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: May 24, 2012 04:02 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Cosplay, Dakimakura, Dating, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships, Ronery
The 9 articles of otaku paraphernalia most likely to creep out any girl – “even an otaku girl” – have been helpfully collated, and have been hailed online as an admirable guide to the path of perpetual virginity.
1. A “moe dakimakura” they actually sleep with
2. Creepy female costumes – who is going to end up wearing that!?
3. “Moe anime posters” – can’t they be satisfied just watching this stuff?
4. They go so far as to stick idol badges on their clothes and bags
5. They have anime figures of girls in their pantsu – how exactly do they enjoy these?
6. However much you like a guy, you do not want to go for a ride with one in an “itasha”
7. Anime key rings – you want to be with them that badly?
8. Anime character wigs… do they sit around wearing them when they’re alone?
9. They have ranks of soft toys staring at you in their room
Even 2ch concedes that “anyone with 5 of those deserves caution!”
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Even 2ch concedes that “anyone with 5 of those deserves caution!”
I don't have any of these yet most of girls I know got freaked out anyway.
10. Don't be ugly.
Now it's complete.
11. Doesn't have money.
Pretty sure the girl would over look them all for a good salary (would a 6.3 million yen a year job be enough I wonder)
How many items they accept is on a sliding proportionate and probably exponential scale.
Is that the Japanese million (ten thousands) or the one with 6 zeros?
Japanese millions are the same. You're thinking 万(10k). Which coienciedentally, when million is said it's 百万 or 100 10k's.
Sufficient amount of 11 may negate 1-10, especially 10.
11 and you're a God. If money can't buy happiness, it can guarantee social links and status.
"You have gained a Social Link"
You have created a bond....
Thou art I.. And I am thou.. thou shalt have our blessings when thou choosest to create a Persona of the Otaku Persona..
PARADOX!
Persona!
This is the truest comment on sankaku.
11a) diamond ring is smaller than his penis
12. Doesn't have a nice car.
13.All of the above.
Well, that depends on the region, probably, I have 6 of these ( I do thing that costumes and wigs are too much and kinda creepy), but I had no trouble getting a girlfriend. No one was creeped out, parents accept it all...
It's all about tolerance and the level of idiocy around all of us.
You are the exception not the norm, treat your gf well.
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Yes
4. No.
5. I don't collect pvc figures. Figma, yes. Dollfies, yes.
6. No car.
7. Yes.
8. No.
9. No. If dolfies are considered one, then I guess so.
So, I only have 3 or 4 of the requirements. Therefore, I am not a creepy guy.
Seems legit there.
I've got some small posters.
12. have real living friends outside otaku circles
Soooo... having dead friends does not count? What if I am a medium?
They never mentioned over 6 so I guess over 6 is ok !!!
2. Creepy female costumes – who is going to end up wearing that!?
Answer: "YOU are, my dear."
Yes yes I will I will !!!!
No no you won't you won't !!!!
I have 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, and 9...
"how exactly do they enjoy these?" well, ain't that a dumb question.
Anime key rings, how is this bad?? That's pretty mild imo.
I'm seriuosly hurt there.
Couldn't agree more, how are key rings on the list?
I'm a girl and I want to have 1 (Kuroneko) to sleep with.
And if a guy invite me to his room have 1 (Kuroneko). I will threaten him "I will break up with you if you don't give me your waifu to sleep with"
"and as reward I will wear 2 for you"
"and wearing matching 5 and 7"
Marry me!
@15:21 wow! You sure looks nice. Marry me!
what about no. 8 ?
Isn't 8 a subset of 2 anyway?
Well, at least we guys can survive LOL.
The only otakus that are gonna get toxic shit are the Fujoshi, 1 thing ALONE can turn off the majority of guys, and that is of course, Being a fujoshi itself ;)
I wouldn't reject a woman for being a fujoshi.
Although, I'd prefer not to see any baseball-up-the-ass videos. She can keep those to herself for her 'special time'.
And you don't have 4 because it's 3D.
And don't have 6 coz it's too expensive.
I have 6 in pc form. http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac321/ravensharpless/IMAG0002.jpg
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac321/ravensharpless/1332228010011.jpg
@18:21
Fuck, now I jelly.
Oo got the same case, without the modified side.
Was thinking of putting something in the case so you can look at it trough the 'glass', but I aint got nothing to put there, it would probably melt, and my pc is turned in a way that i can look at it anyway
So do you use the wigs for cosplay?
Yes.
they said “anyone with 5 of those deserves caution!”
they did not mention over 6 so please marry me !!!!
I love you !!!!!!
You sir most likely have very, very, VERY potent magic.
He's on his way to being a great wizard indeed...
or will have in the future.
i bet you're creepy
I'm sexy.
Anon 05:04 Moobs don't count.
04:43 Look in the mirrior first before opening your mouth, yellow monkey.
@04:43 lol butthurt asian mouthing off about whites after getting fucked up the ass in too many arguments in sankaku detected.
I am more sexy i got boobs XD
Another guy talking like a "girl".
a/s/l?
I'm as fast as a moving river, and have the force of a great typhoon. Beat that.
Sure you are. And I'm faster than a speeding bullet and can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
you changed your avatar for this comment, damn that's creepy
judgment passed by others, not yourself, you narcissistic white
ahhahahaha downvoted in an instant confirms insecurity of people who are acting like they just got scalded with a branding iron XD