Police are hunting an apparent Precure fan for stroking a little girl in public, alarming creepy otaku watchers everywhere.
According to the Osaka police report, a man approached a group of 3 elementary school girls on their way home whilst mumbling and talking to himself, and then proceeded to stroke one of them on the head.
Their assailant was described as being of uncertain age, and wearing a pink Pretty Cure T-shirt and a hat of unknown colour.
Police ask anyone seeing him or any other suspicious person to report the matter to police.
Online there is a certain lack of surprise that this turned out to be a Precure fan:
“You guys again!”
“Those Pretards have been stroking the heads of little girls again, eh?”
“This stuff only ever happens in Osaka! It’s wrecking their image…”
“Stroking a little girl’s head is nothing compared to wearing a Precure T-shirt!”
“Do they even have adult sizes for those?”
“You can get sukumizu in adult male sizes so I’d think so.”
“Any adult wearing a Precure shirt is a serious cause for concern.”
“I’m more concerned about that hat of unknown colour he had. Scary stuff.”
“Osaka’s warning system lists scores of these incidents every day…”
“There’s one which describes a young man in school uniform carrying a sports bag ‘silently following’ a middle school girl on her way home. Some of the people reporting these things are clearly suffering paranoid delusions…”
“There’s one which describes a young man in school uniform carrying a sports bag ‘silently following’ a middle school girl on her way home. Some of the people reporting these things are clearly suffering paranoid delusions…”
It’s not true: Having paranoid delusions is not enough to see a that kind of scene. So far, the only thing I saw in my paranoid delusions are Wargreymon fighting Godzilla… incidentally, that’s also the reason I have an unwilling record of 47 facewalls and 3 facepits.
That’s quite cunning of him, that he wore a hat and bright Precure T-Shirt. This way nobody would ever recall his face, and hunting for a guy based on a T-Shirt he wore once… yeah.
“Hat of unknown color”
What, is he Cthulu? A hat whose color the minds of men cannot possibly comprehend?
You would think these kid show companies would discontinue the adult sizes for their t-shirts by now. It would be nice if they just stated taking the initiative and banned single adult from going to their events.
patting a little girl on the head is what everyone does over here, although if you’re talking to yourself and wearing a pink shirt while doing it would probably get you shot
dont forget the hat with unknown color! that is just scary.