Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: May 12, 2012 21:22 JST
- Tags: Dating, Marriage, Medical, Old People, Penis Abuse, Politics, Relationships, Tokyo
Tokyo’s 79-year-old fuhrer Shintaro Ishihara’s latest rant against young people is to accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves due to worries about their small penises and propensity to premature ejaculation.
Speaking at a government education panel, aside from the now traditional accusation that young people are suffering from “information overload” from too much TV and Internet, he also tried his hand at some sexology:
“You can’t have sex with a girl if you are thinking about your penis being too small, or that you’ll not last long after insertion. If you’ve no sense of yourself, you’ll not be strong at it.”
He introduced this and other wisdom he “heard from doctors” to the panel to their polite edification, although the online reaction was rather less polite:
“As expected of his excellency!”
“His excellency Ishihara would know all about these two problems, what wisdom!”
“Not even big enough to thrust through a paper door?”
“Given the content of his novels, I suppose he is advocating getting round the problem by just drugging your victim first?”
“Perhaps his worries about these matters were why he wrote those novels…”
“I’m pretty sure the less sex problem is more to do with not finding partners who’ll put out for you in the first place…”
“Why blame a lack of sexual experience on a small penis and premature ejaculation? You can’t really have either without some experience in the first place.”
“Rise up, Japan!”
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That would be on a whole new level of premature ejaculation.. ejaculation before you even get in.
That reminds me of American Pie.
He wants rape to happen in Japan.
No taxation without ejaculation!
I get the feeling that Old man Ishi has no idea that there is more to sex then just making kids.
For some people (like me) sex is about enjoying the experience and making sure both you and your girl get the most out of it.
Just say yes to foreplay.
I think that Granpa Ishihara need to say it more clearly: he wants to tie, smack and rape women like in his novels. That's his method to make "baby booms".
He's showing his size with his small fingers.
Obviously false.
If young men have small penises, then old men must have giant ones or toothpicks...
maybe he's speaking from his years of experience. he looks down at his tiny dick and thought it was big. then after he watched JAV he realized how small he is. now he's just an angry old geezer.
follow asanagi's picture book? it's quite educational .at least, for what that dick is coming from
senile old man ranting about penises.
nothing to see here; move along.
What's funny is he is so convinced of himself that he thinks he can spout any BS and he would consider them words of god.
Remember, smart con man knows he's lying; dumb ones fall for their own hype.
Besides, isn't it about time he joined his faggot ass-fuck buddy yukio mishima (even sounds faggish) in hell?
And not only senile, but has a small penis too...
You his bitch?
This is a site for adults. Why is there a child here?
You'd know all about being some idiot old guy's bitch, wouldn't you?
Lol, says the bitch protecting him.
the child is being fondled by old men
I farted apples
He probably has some dried up noodle hanging between his legs with only some wrinkled skin preventing it from dropping outta his short legged trousers when he walks down the red light district every night.
Genetically speaking. The Japanese have small penis.
At least that's what pointed to research from the 1980s made by an American university.
Old_Nash
Compared to the afro Americans either have a small penis .. :P
Japanese women is asking too much ..
If the problem is that small penis begin a plan of insemination! I want to see a Japanese woman complaining of a tube 30cm ..
Good comparison.
After all, is something geographical. If we get that Africans live in a territory caustic.
Calorento and often fucking desert!
Hence the need for big penis. Because that's where much of the concentrated liquid to "cool" the body.
Already in cold climates, there is no need for it. Hence, he does not develop much.
Old_Nash
How exactly... do you know that?
There is a WAY for Japanese to have bigger dicks (unlike Ishihara who is just a BIG DICK)
Japanese women need to have sex and reproduce with big American white and black guys. It'll take 1-3 generations, but they will have bigger penises.
Solution found.
Or maybe the can skip the fat guys and just go for Europeans and Africans which is where most American's came from before they became fat.
@20:50 If all you can think about is dicks, then maybe you should get your brain checked, or even use it every now and then.
eeew, then the girls wouldn't look Japanese anymore being half white or half black..... nasty
Can't say about japaneae men their porn is censoring sex organ probably the reason why they don't want show it.lol
“Rise up, Japan!”
best line ever XD
go to jail together =]]
Almost died from laughter.... seriously he need to stop all these heart shocker head line or all his fan-base old people will die from heart attacks
I loled. Thank you for lightening up my day.
iShitHara must be thinking that he has a bigger dick than any of ours. As usual, he's being a dick.
Nah, he's an asshole.
Assholes and pussies get fucked by dicks. He doesn't know this though.
He's a fine combination of being a dick, an asshole, and a pussy. He may be thinking that he has a bigger dick, but at least he himself is a bigger dick.
says the avatar that is a fine combination of a dick, an asshole, and a pussy.
LMAO at dumb anon 02:04! Anon can't even come up with an insult of his own! He must a follower of Ishihara!
Then i think he can go *putting sun glasses* Fuck himself.
Solid team American reference + 10 points
he is pissed off because no man has been able to make him reach orgasm during sex. and their penises aren't big enough for his enourmous, dick craving, mouth.
JAPAN HAS THEIR OWN NEWT GINGRICH~~~LOL triti
For once, 2ch comments are entertaining and witty to an acceptable level.
“Given the content of his novels, I suppose he is advocating getting round the problem by just drugging your victim first?”
I suppose pussies can't do it without drugs first eh?
Pussies can't be done without drugs first.
sadly he's right, that's why sancom horde prefer loli, they have smaller "hole" :(
“Why blame a lack of sexual experience on a small penis and premature ejaculation? You can’t really have either without some experience in the first place.”
Somebody's a little defensive...
South Park predicted it in the Pokemon episode, someone else please say the line :p
"we japanese have a vewy small eh penis..." there you
you go bro. lil' Ishi probably has constipation as well. so full of shit he can't get it out any more which is funny you know cuz he can't 'get it in!'
Bill Clinton: "The Japanese Prime Minister has assured me that my penis is the biggest he's ever seen."
Or something like that, been years since I've seen the ep and cba to look up the quote.
At first I thought the title was "Old Man Has Small Brain", which what iShithara has. Well his dick was already small before this article was even made.
What he said : ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!” : goes without saying, they are ASIAN after all, all asians have small penises. Guess he finally saw a USA porn flick and then compared himself to USA Male porn actors. Ishihara also has a small one.
Too true.
So I take it that Americans use their Penises instead of their brains, huh? Especially considering your obsession with them.