Accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves …

accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves due to worries about their small penises and propensity to premature ejaculation.

That would be on a whole new level of premature ejaculation.. ejaculation before you even get in.

Miss China’s Nipples “Must Be 20cm Apart”:

Two nipple piercings and a piece of a string and you can adjust them as you see fit.
Miss China’s Nipples “Must Be 20cm Apart”:

Look at the title, don’t think the avarage Chinese male has a penis of 8 inches, although beauty contest judges are perhaps above average?
Skype Schoolgirl Cyber-Rape Teacher Busted:

That conviction rate is there because the punishment is much much much less severe if you just admit guilt to get it over with.
Japan Nation of Bullies: 57% Bullied, 27% Consider Suicide:

Easiest way to feel better about yourself is by making someone else feel worse, human nature it seems. Worst when you’re young and a rare few never seem to grow out of it.
Nintendo: “Consumers Can’t Tell Wii U From PS4 Anyway…”:

And also, if they beef up the processing power, that simply means much more work for software developers to take advantage of those spec numbers. Because having to optimize every line of code for an underpowered console is way less work than just writing something and throwing hardware at it to get decent performance.