Ishihara: “Young Men Have Small Penises!”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: May 12, 2012 21:22 JST
- Tags: Dating, Marriage, Medical, Old People, Penis Abuse, Politics, Relationships, Tokyo
Tokyo’s 79-year-old fuhrer Shintaro Ishihara’s latest rant against young people is to accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves due to worries about their small penises and propensity to premature ejaculation.
Speaking at a government education panel, aside from the now traditional accusation that young people are suffering from “information overload” from too much TV and Internet, he also tried his hand at some sexology:
“You can’t have sex with a girl if you are thinking about your penis being too small, or that you’ll not last long after insertion. If you’ve no sense of yourself, you’ll not be strong at it.”
He introduced this and other wisdom he “heard from doctors” to the panel to their polite edification, although the online reaction was rather less polite:
“As expected of his excellency!”
“His excellency Ishihara would know all about these two problems, what wisdom!”
“Not even big enough to thrust through a paper door?”
“Given the content of his novels, I suppose he is advocating getting round the problem by just drugging your victim first?”
“Perhaps his worries about these matters were why he wrote those novels…”
“I’m pretty sure the less sex problem is more to do with not finding partners who’ll put out for you in the first place…”
“Why blame a lack of sexual experience on a small penis and premature ejaculation? You can’t really have either without some experience in the first place.”
“Rise up, Japan!”
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“Rise up, Japan!”
best line ever XD
go to jail together =]]
That would be on a whole new level of premature ejaculation.. ejaculation before you even get in.
He wants rape to happen in Japan.
I get the feeling that Old man Ishi has no idea that there is more to sex then just making kids.
For some people (like me) sex is about enjoying the experience and making sure both you and your girl get the most out of it.
Just say yes to foreplay.
That reminds me of American Pie.
No taxation without ejaculation!
I think that Granpa Ishihara need to say it more clearly: he wants to tie, smack and rape women like in his novels. That's his method to make "baby booms".
He's showing his size with his small fingers.
Obviously false.
If young men have small penises, then old men must have giant ones or toothpicks...
follow asanagi's picture book? it's quite educational .at least, for what that dick is coming from
maybe he's speaking from his years of experience. he looks down at his tiny dick and thought it was big. then after he watched JAV he realized how small he is. now he's just an angry old geezer.
iShitHara must be thinking that he has a bigger dick than any of ours. As usual, he's being a dick.
Nah, he's an asshole.
Assholes and pussies get fucked by dicks. He doesn't know this though.
He's a fine combination of being a dick, an asshole, and a pussy. He may be thinking that he has a bigger dick, but at least he himself is a bigger dick.
LMAO at dumb anon 02:04! Anon can't even come up with an insult of his own! He must a follower of Ishihara!
says the avatar that is a fine combination of a dick, an asshole, and a pussy.
Then i think he can go *putting sun glasses* Fuck himself.
Solid team American reference + 10 points
he is pissed off because no man has been able to make him reach orgasm during sex. and their penises aren't big enough for his enourmous, dick craving, mouth.
senile old man ranting about penises.
nothing to see here; move along.
And not only senile, but has a small penis too...
He probably has some dried up noodle hanging between his legs with only some wrinkled skin preventing it from dropping outta his short legged trousers when he walks down the red light district every night.
How exactly... do you know that?
Genetically speaking. The Japanese have small penis.
At least that's what pointed to research from the 1980s made by an American university.
Old_Nash
Good comparison.
After all, is something geographical. If we get that Africans live in a territory caustic.
Calorento and often fucking desert!
Hence the need for big penis. Because that's where much of the concentrated liquid to "cool" the body.
Already in cold climates, there is no need for it. Hence, he does not develop much.
Old_Nash
Compared to the afro Americans either have a small penis .. :P
Japanese women is asking too much ..
If the problem is that small penis begin a plan of insemination! I want to see a Japanese woman complaining of a tube 30cm ..
You his bitch?
This is a site for adults. Why is there a child here?
I farted apples
You'd know all about being some idiot old guy's bitch, wouldn't you?
the child is being fondled by old men
Lol, says the bitch protecting him.
Can't say about japaneae men their porn is censoring sex organ probably the reason why they don't want show it.lol
What's funny is he is so convinced of himself that he thinks he can spout any BS and he would consider them words of god.
Remember, smart con man knows he's lying; dumb ones fall for their own hype.
Besides, isn't it about time he joined his faggot ass-fuck buddy yukio mishima (even sounds faggish) in hell?
There is a WAY for Japanese to have bigger dicks (unlike Ishihara who is just a BIG DICK)
Japanese women need to have sex and reproduce with big American white and black guys. It'll take 1-3 generations, but they will have bigger penises.
Solution found.
@20:50 If all you can think about is dicks, then maybe you should get your brain checked, or even use it every now and then.
eeew, then the girls wouldn't look Japanese anymore being half white or half black..... nasty
Or maybe the can skip the fat guys and just go for Europeans and Africans which is where most American's came from before they became fat.
Though he is mentally challenged, you should respect him as a high tier troll.
this made me giggle :)
And who's the biggest dick of all???
Ishihara's rants used to make me angry. Now I'm just exhausted. Curse Japan's ludicrously long life expectancy.
He must be yearning to join his gay boyfriend yukio mishima in the afterlife.
My god, conservative reactionary is a closet gay...not very surprising. Ishihara, I think you might be more gaijin than you realize...must have been the fucking someone in his family received in ww2 by our GIs.
I don't want to sidetrack all the funny jokes, but I can't remember if Mishima was actually gay or just wrote about peeking at gay people through paper doors (oh, nevermind. Got a joke in after all.)...
1st off how does he know? did he look at everyone's penis? next who the fuck cares what he has to say? so he like big dick good for him lol.
Besides that, its not so much as japanese people aren't having enough sex. The same guys are banging up all the girls, and neither party wants to have anything to do with pregnancy.
The whole country can go on a giant orgy and birthrate won't go up as most of them will either use condoms or get aborted.
insecure japanese, probably monitors tokyo subway system toilets
@11:07 So... You speaking from experience, bro?
It no longer funny when you realise he is serious.
Japanese penis soo small *bery small* American penis bery big *so big*.