Some of the most commonly deployed female tactics for appearing as cute as possible (known as “burikko”) which Japanese women find the most irritating have been inspiring much sympathy online.
1. Pretend you can’t even read a map: try looking excessively clumsy and useless
2. Deliberately fall over in front of men: have guys lavish attention on you
3. Make plaintive expressions: make a duck-face whenever you can
4. Say “Fueh!?” when surprised: make cute anime-type noises
5. “I-it’s not like I’m doing this for you or anything!”: feign being a tsundere
6. Ask a guy to buy you candies: pester guys for treats
7. Pretend to be drunk at drinking parties: use this as cover to “body-touch” guys
8. Choose pink all the time: always go for pink!
9. Entreat him to call you “princess” or similar: make him treat you like royalty
There seems to be plenty of agreement from a presumably largely male online demographic, not least when it comes to duck-mouthing:
“Even guys find these annoying.”
“Who even thinks making a duck-face is cute? It’s just annoying!”
“Even Aya Hirano has stopped doing them lately.”
“Cute makes right! Don’t make news out of what some jealous ugly thinks.”
“Only uglies would use these tactics! They can’t beat a hottie any other way.”
“You’d get bored of a girl doing these tricks very quickly.”
“Even if they are cute, I just want to knock some sense into the ones who try to play up their cute clumsiness…”
“Please, duck-facing is going too far. Are you trying to look like you just got out of a special ed class or something?”
“An actual tsundere would be a bit scary…”
“Looking cute is the job of women. Those who don’t are just like NEETs.”
“The carnivorous girls who come out and tell you this are even worse than the one who just try to come off as being as cute as possible.”
“That women would try to portray a particular personality to men is a matter of course. It’s just like men trying to appeal to women using their best points. It hardly matters what other women think of them doing this.”
“You lot are hardly in danger of being targeted by any women, so it hardly matters to you, right?”
“You’d just be thankful someone was trying to appeal to you at all.”
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Deliberately fall over in front of men: Reveal you wear shimapan.
Deliberately fall over in front of men: Reveal you aren't wearing panties at all!
iii~yahh!! Ke-kekkon sh ite kudasai!
I would have said to reveal her diaper/omutsu but whatever strange underwear works for you I suppose.
I know first hand what it is like to be around an actual tsundere girl, believe it or not they exist... and it is not a fun experience, its like a headache that never goes away.
They are also called bipolar.
Drama queer~
“I-it’s not like I’m doing this for you or anything!”
This have potential
i've had a 3D type encounter with a tsundere. if you can handle the crunchy tsun, the melty dere is all the more delicious.
Unless you are a 2D girl any of the actions above is considered annoying...
I had one too, bitch turned out to be bi-polar. I bailed right after she asked me to bang her with a lamb skin condom. gross.
In japan: Tsundere
In America: Bipolar
Japan:Tsundere
America:Bat-shit crazy.
In Japan: Tsundere
In America: Bipolar
In Argentina: Bitchy and hysterical
No one cares about Argentina
Is third world, not level, you fucktard.
True: nasty #ss third level country.
Wow, i wish some girl do all those for me.
Forever alone
.. Am i the only one with a GF?
No mate. But you gotta understand all these fags in these forums or website lately.
FFS...have some pride dude. Even if you are as ugly as sin you can still possess some damn pride.
You just need some training! Wit outflanks Face.
I am with you bro.
Forever alone 2.
forever alone indeed D:
Im a forever alone asian man
i'm lonesome italian guy two dimension is the best
Loners United?
Well, I'm a "forever alone" but, all of these annoying me. :/
23:38
So so true.
:
I know that feel.
I just realized that #4 is attractive...
God help me.
It's attractive if you're a cute Japanese girls, yes.
So the hairy fat old me should stop doing that?
You'd be amazed how creepy it is for a girl to be making 'nyaa' noises during sex though...
Ara ara also works. Or whatever the nun from gash bell said.
Hmm... Remembering Kenshin.. Oro oro oro
I'm picturing a truck driver doing this to you and your response.
Clearly, he's asking if whatever that thing's a flute.
“You’d just be thankful someone was trying to appeal to you at all.”
The only post that made sense of it all.
Hurts when it hits the mark.
Just don't fall for PUA bullshit, all they will teach you is to act like an alpha male. There, just saved you some bitcoins.
That's right.
>1. Pretend you can’t even read a map: try looking excessively clumsy and useless
Agree. These types are troublesome and you usually have to do everything for them. PITA types.
>2. Deliberately fall over in front of men: have guys lavish attention on you
See Above.
>3. Make plaintive expressions: make a duck-face whenever you can
Somewhat agree. Duck-face poses in pictures are understandable, but randomly during a conversation? It would depend on the timing to see if it was cute/funny. If it's just random then I strongly agree.
>4. Say “Fueh!?” when surprised: make cute anime-type noises
See above.
>5. “I-it’s not like I’m doing this for you or anything!”: feign being a tsundere
Strongly agree, espcially if she is feining being tsundere/bipolar. For everyday situations, this would get old fast, unless you're a macochist.Role playing in bed would be okay though.
>6. Ask a guy to buy you candies: pester guys for treats
Agree, but also see #9.
>7. Pretend to be drunk at drinking parties: use this as cover to “body-touch” guys
Hmmm depends. If it's your girl and she's pretending to be drunk to touch other guys, than yeah I agree (obviously). If she's single and I'm on the receiving end of this "body-touch", I see nothing wrong with this.
>8. Choose pink all the time: always go for pink!
Don't really care.
>9. Entreat him to call you “princess” or similar: make him treat you like royalty
I would assume that anyone that acts this way is probably spoiled and therefore annoying, but to be honest I think it depends on the girl. I wouldn't mind pampering/spoiling/calling pet names to the right one.
....and not a single fuck was given.
You commented, that mean you give a fuck
He meant it literally. e_e
my answers to those to the 9 things:
1:why the fuck is that my problem ???
2:"watch ur step!" and then I'll keep minding my business xD
3:WTF are u doing???
4:what the hell u sayn???
5:then dont do it in the first place
6:do i look like im rich?
7:dont drink so much if ur a lousy drunk and cant handle ur alcool
8:what are 5 or 10???
9:like hell I'll do that
o yeah why the fuck did i give a rats ass in the 1st palce???
So.. what you are trying to say is that you can't get a girlfriend, 00:46?
I hate it when a really butt fugly woman tries too hard at trying too look cute when they ain't.
Its hard to ignore them when they get in your face - begging for attention.
Stick to your waifu and you'll be fine. :)
In most cases, quite literally.
Most Americans would turn their noses up at this list in disgust, although its quite obvious most men wouldnt mind about half of these.
there are way more annoying thinf in relationships with girls than this.