Teacher Sacked for Being Porn Star

A teacher had been sacked after her pupils discovered her porn star past and began furiously downloading her videos.

The 31-year-old woman was working as a science teacher at a California middle school, apparently without incident.

However, her pupils discovered her previous career was of a rather different variety, and included hardcore porn appearances under the stage name of “Tiffany Six,” appearing as recently as 2009 in such classics as “Big Sausage Pizza,” “Tiffany Six Stacked Blonde With Amazing Breasts” and “Tiffany Goes For a Ride On Black Cock.”

Naturally they began viewing all her appearances to confirm this, and the matter was soon brought to the attention of the authorities.

The school administration’s response was to sack her for immorality, though whilst acknowledging she had done nothing wrong in a legal sense:

“Maybe it’s not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it’s a crime as far as moral turpitude is concerned.”

Although technically only subject to disciplinary suspension, it is hard to see her being offered another teaching post when the slightest search for her name online brings up the case. Whether she has or intends any legal recourse is not clear.

The school is rather futilely warning parents not to let their poor little sons poison their minds with the evils of sex using their teacher’s porn:

“[We are] asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites. We ask that you be particularly vigilant over the next few days with respect to the Internet content being accessed by your child on his or her telephone or other Internet-ready device.”