Kuroneko, otherwise known as Gokou Ruri, celebrated her birthday on the 20th April, an event which her most ardent fans couldn’t miss out on, although with somewhat less enthusiasm than might be expected.
The all-important 2D part of the celebrations:
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 “Owner’s Mode” = “SJW Bait”
Musaigen no Phantom World Relentlessly Cute
Dragon Quest Stage Event Highly Promising
Project X Zone 2 Trailer Hits Hard
Kagura Ero-Figure Extremely Tentacular
Monmusu BD “Bigger With Every Release!”
MLP Futanari: “Bronies Weirder Than Ever…”
Blade & Soul Launch Unexpectedly Voluptuous
Nisemonogatari Pachinko Machine Unveiled
Lax Lady Venera Figure
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut Ceaselessly Naughty
“Abusive” Breast-Groping Fundraiser Molested by Petition
Hanayo Koizumi’s Birthday Highly Revered
Toyota Prius CM Goes Full KanColle Mode
Usamimi Anette-san Micro-Bikini Figure
A Full Course Dream 3some “An Otaku Wet-Dream”
Dimension W “Both Cute & Grotesque!”
Monster Monpiece Naked Trailer Shamelessly Shameless
Digimon Adventure Tri PV Full of Promise
Tekken Moves Performed in Real Life
Adorable Ati Cosplay by Kaieda Kai Kemonomimi Chaos
Momo Velia Deviluke Cosplay Bursting With Bridal Beauty
Skimpy Sonico Cosplay Barely Contained
Kumiko & Reina Cosplay Hardly Blows At All
Skimpy Elf Bikini Cosplay by Saku Supremely Sexy
Gothic Lolita Hatsune Miku Cosplay Busts Out
Delectable Dizzy Cosplay by Lechat
Dark Elf Cosplay by Non Very Dark Indeed
Titillating Tamako Cosplay Perfectly Pink
Goddess of 2ch: “Full of Lust & Urges (& Also Videos)!”
Happy Birthday Kuroneko.
She doesn't even know you, you creep
When I grow up..I wanna be a creep.
>"She doesn't even know you, you creep"
Doesn't matter. She's not real, you idiot.
Happy birthday, Kuroneko-san. You are my favorite OreImo character.
Does this mean if I smoke weed AND celebrate Kuroneko's birthday, I'd be flying to heaven?
おめでとうございます,黒猫
Well that's a coincidence. I just bought a Kuroneko doll.
Please review it soon~
Happy Birthday Ruri.
Is that fried chicken? X3
OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM SHIKEN?
Thats actually tonkatsu, deep fried Pork cutlet.
And we have the same birthday. This must be destiny *smokes*
Smoked a phat one for ya Kuro, Love you xxx
Jap curry looks like a fucking watery bowel-movement.
*sees beat up kuroneko merchandise in flash back*
oh they like her now?
I had my own 4:20 party, but I can't quite remember it...
mai waifu!! ^o^
Otan ome, Kuroneko.. :3
she's so beautiful! everynyan should celebrate today!
Wut? Where can I get the birthdate of oreimo girls?
Lately there's been less pictures of cakes or showing more stuff about the character in these so called "Birthdays" D:
Wait until another K-on birthday happens. Those are the ones that get the really creepy attention.
Let's see what I have with me in my collection..:
-Kuroneko figma
-Kuroneko COSPA mug
-SEGA Kuroneko Irony cosplay figure
-Kotobukiya Kuroneko figure
-Penguin Parade Petanko Kuroneko figure
Ah, perfect enough to build a Kuroneko shrine now :3
Dang, if she's one more month (and a day) younger, I'd be already celebrating mine and hers at the same day.
On mine:
-Kuroneko figma
-Kuroneko nendoroid
-Kotobukiya Kuroneko figure
-Kotobukiya Kuroneko Natsu memories figure
Can't believe I forgot to list along Nendoroid Kuroneko (despite she's just standing next to my keyboard 24/7 here) and didn't manage to buy the Natsu Memories one....
They should like cut their wrists to celebrate her birthday, if she would exist I'm sure she would approve.
When you wish someone "a happy birthday," you do it to make them feel special. Loved. Cared for. Whichever. You do it and they normally respond in kind because they *usually* have some sort of friendship going with you and value your being in some way.
Cartoons do *NONE* of this. They sit there. Unassuming. Unfeeling. Incapable in independent or SENTIENT thought.
So why, WHY do people continue to wish these "things" a "happy birthday" when the feeling will never be reciprocated?
Heyyyy you baked a cake for that character on your lcd screen. TOO BAD SHE CAN'T FRIGGIN' EAT IT DUE TO NOT BEING ALIVE.
WTF.
Still dumped
Rotten goth loli, who don't know what she want. Looser.
Better than Kirino.
You can say that again. Even the childhood friend of the protagonist was better that Kirino.
Stupid Tsundere characters...
A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN KIRINO!!!!
Hell, I'm not sure if there's a character BELOW Kirino...
Kanako and Ayase.