“Russian Barbie Doll” Not To Be Outdone
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Apr 17, 2012 21:53 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Dolls, Fashion, Image Gallery, Makeup, Photoshop, Plastic Surgery, Russia
Not to be outdone by actual superpowers, Russia is fighting back with yet another mindbending fusion of what it can only be hoped is mostly Photoshop and makeup, all for the dubious cause of looking more plastic than plastic.
The latest candidate:
See also the previous showdown between China and the US.
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#7 ill tap that
Who are we kidding? We all would tap that, even some of the girls around here, the rest would rather brush her hair.
There are no girls here, only guys and beasts.
:-)
/I wouldn't it..btw I'm in a bad mood.
My waifu just ntr'd me... ;(
*patpat* ._.
Creepy
Looks like the makers played too much Lineage2.
Definitely not. The Lineage2 females looked waaay better than this. Most of all, they had actual nice, full curves; though I guess the Russian candidate doesn't fail as hard in this area as the other ones.
So this is what sex dolls look like these days. :P
In soviet russie Barbies play with you
To tell you the truth, I think sex dolls aren't even as scary looking as this.
barely fappable....fap fap fap fap
Wow
My dick didn't even wink...
>mostly Photoshop and makeup
There's a substantial part of silicon in it too.
Last pic looks normal, untill you scroll down past her breats,....disgusting twisted sense of aesthetics x(
Why do women do this? Who exactly find this appealing? It's so unrealistic and creepy.
Mummy Mummy what is a photoshop?
Oh my little pumpkin, look at that russian.
No... just, no...
Motherfuckers like these need a trip to the doctor...asap!!!
But they are sooo pretty! :( I want to look like that!
Get a sex change?
His best bet is an alien abduction. Humanity is still a far way off from being capable of doing actual sex changes. We don't want another dangerous trap walking around do we?
A sex change? :( But I'm a girl...I have girl parts. :( I don't look like a barbie doll though.
A GURL?! NO WAI!!!
joking aside, you being an actual girl was way too unlikely to even consider. There used to be a respectable amount of female readers here, but they have long since vanished due to the increasing misogyny in the comments. I hear some can still be found on the forums, but us anons don't go there...
I still don't believe you're a girl btw.
Do you want me to kiss your girl parts?
No, no you do not. That is not pretty, that is freakish and disgusting. 2D girls should look like 2D girls and 3D girls should like 3D girls, the two should never, ever mix.
@Anon 03:07
Correction, his best bet would be to have an alien space ship crash land on top of him, while he's wandering around the moutains at night.
What? A gurl in my internet?
Go back to the kitchen and make us mens a sandwich instead of wasting time in here.
@05:14 "but they have long since vanished due to the increasing misogyny in the comments"
Or we think that those guys are pathetic and really don't give a fuck.
@Conduit
Yes, I see what you did there! Why didn't I think of this. He should definitely do that. Now I really feel like finally starting to read the manga...
Oh, well, whatever you do, don't transform yourself into this...monstrosity.
Don't worry about them. Some of those pics look too inhuman that they've got to have been shooped.
What the prob? They are only after the pussy after all!
might as well get a barbie fleshlight
..Suddenly, i got an urge to jerk off to my Busou Shinkis, Figma & Queen's Blade Revoltech figures...
*tee-hee*
Still would.
You would. But I'm not quite sure I would.
I feel like I could break that thing. gotta fuck her with gloves or something.
Its just photoshop.
still totally fuckable to me.
be careful that... thing? is a limited edition
The only thing that woman is fucking is the fourth wall.
Can someone kill this hideous creature on my behalf?
sorry, not into necrophilia or helping you with it.
So, tune a car may be the same on women.
Nothing is original on her, except the bones :p
Pimp my Bride xD
Love the headband. So 70's space anime.
I hope it doesn't blink... or breathe.... or show signs of life
.....I'm guessing I'm gonna have to round up some more Shotguns.
Burn it with FIRE
Maybe part of the problem is that most of the photos look like they were shoped by a 12 yr. old
we call them "Blyadi" (whores)after USSR fall - we have lot of them
We? We call them "ebanutye".
Don't confuse with Ukraine.
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