Japanese men asked how even the cutest girls can ruin their chances with the unfairer sex reveal some some surprising sensitivity (or possibly merely pickiness) when it comes to the finer points of decorum, as well as some rather less surprising concern about the basics of fashion and personal hygiene…
1. Her nostril hairs poke out…
2. She doesn’t keep her teeth clean
3. Her table manners are poor
4. She is vulgar in her speech
5. Her attitude to guys changes according to their spec
6. She’s slovenly with her time
7. She claims she can see ghosts or says spiritual stuff
8. She doesn’t sit with her legs together
9. She’s a bad drunk
10. She laughs crudely
11. She’s clad in brand goods from head to foot
12. She doesn’t smile much
13. It’s obvious she’s faking being an airheaded bimbo
14. She’s the victim of every latest fad
15. Her posture is poor
16. Her makeup is really caked on
17. There are stains and pilling all over her clothes
18. Her sneezes are explosive
19. Her handwriting is bad
20. She constantly makes harsh self-deprecating remarks
21. Her dress sense is poor
22. She looks gloomy with her face hidden by her fringe
23. She refers to herself by her own name
24. Her manicure is falling to pieces
25. She always wears the same clothes
The 2011 edition reveals Japanese men are at least highly consistent in their demands for good nasal grooming, although any woman ignoring such a point has most probably deliberately forsworn all romantic encounters…









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23. She refers to herself by her own name
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Her manicure is poor? Her posture is poor? WTF is wrong with Japanese men? Seriously. No wonder you guys are all sexless whackjobs. It's like every guy there is Miss Manners with testicles.
I get the impression that these guys don't understand moe.
Or the list was really voted on by girls pretending to be guys.
That's so moe.
The list seem to be biased to the yamato nadeshiko type of women.There are people who like women that are crude or of culture so this list can't be trust.I prefer my women crude.
Yeah but then you see in the list "laughs crudely," it's obvious they want a check on every impossibly high standard they "screen" the girls for; wtf they should make up their minds.
arguably there are a few on this list that make sense, for example putting on a ton of makeup. I find that utterly disgusting myself
Wait, japanese guys have testicles? I thought we had them all castrated. Was'nt that one of the terms of the treaty of 1945?
Her handwritting is bad? what the fuck is wrong with you guys? ._. who the fuck cares how she writes!. Also all the reasons are fucking stupid. Worse things in a girl are "she has a crush for another guy she can´t let go" "she has an overprotective father/brother" "she dont want to have sex till marriage" "she dosn´t want to get touched too much" "she lives very far from you and dont want to meet anywhere close to you" and you are worrying about her table manners!?!??
"she dont want to have sex till marriage""she dosn´t want to get touched too much"
That's a good thing IMO. I don;t want to deal with whores.
I agree
I agree with hygiene but this list is absurd past number 3.
15. Her posture is poor
So picky!
She chops your dick off.
She's actually a man.
Even better.
She dates and/or got knocked up by a total douchebag. Forget moe aspects, that's just a sickening reality.
Why Lisa!? Why, whyyyy!?
Oh god I'm laughing so much it hurts hahahahaha!
"She doesn’t sit with her legs together"
^I'm okay with this.
"She claims she can see ghosts or says spiritual stuff"
Oh, come on! That would be fun.
Nah, man. That's pretty bad.
next thing you know it, shes a zombie or a maso-shoujo!
sankarea x korewa~
Yah that could be kinda interesting ordinary people bore me.
I'm so ordinary it's crazy!
Maybe for a week...
Oof, I used to know a girl who did that. It was really frustrating and silly. Sometimes she'd gasp and then say "Oh, it's nothing... I just saw xyz ghost" and crap like that. Other times she'd say that I just don't understand how hard life is if you see ghosts all around you and how scary it is to have a fully physical looking human being walk through you.
I wasn't sure if she was crazy or just wanted to appear special that badly.
Those who can really see them usually don't tout their ability, other than probably those "don't go there, it's dangerous, trust me" moments.
There are none that can really see them. If you see such things, you should visit the next psychiatric clinic asap.
I don't know, I'd have probably have called bullshit too had I not had my own pretty terrifying/traumatic paranormal experience. I definitely think ghosts exist after what happened to I and my family, I don't know if people are able to see them though.
People scoff at the idea until they have an experience with such things. I suppose in that sense you can consider it a gift, seeing as the many people out there that won't believe in anything they can't see with their own eyes, or place their hands upon.
...Still, those sort of experiences aren't for the faint of heart. I know all too well. There are many more layers to this onion than the surface one we all seem to experience for most of our lives. Sometimes you see the edge of that layer. Sometimes you fall right through several of them. To call it jarring or shocking could never do it justice. It's something that shakes you, and can change you.
I won't tell you to believe in something you don't, but respect those that do. Even if someone's beliefs seem outlandish to your eyes and ears, they may have a reason for thinking as they do. That reason may not be something you're ready to hear.
It's kind of complicated, in all honesty. I imagine those that can see ghosts, don't actually 'see' the person or ghost; they feel it, but their brain registers an image to accompany it so they're less..scared? Traumatized? Than they would be otherwise. Assigning an image to something makes it a little less scary and a little more relatable than something unknown, unquantifiable, and horrendously scary.
In some ways, this makes those that can 'see' them simultaneously more traumatized and less traumatized than those that don't. I'm not sure if they can really see them, more-so than register/assign an image of what their brain processes to what they're 'feeling.' Of course, this might as well be junk science, as it's more a hamstring theory than anything else.
furthermore.... graphics are often better for explaining.
just think about a GUI (graphical user interface) which is completely dependant on speech instead of graphics. it would be a HORROR.
and thats why it would be fitting... because the explaination of emotions through "pictures" (which overlap with your normal eyesight) would be a better information procession than words or thoughts.
of course this would be just the continuation of a hamstring theory or junk science as you said first.
gets old FAST cute in anime, old real quick irl
no. not fun. the only people who do that are attention deprived.
people who actually have hallucinations or see things (maybe) don't say much to anyone about it.
Or schizophrenic.
Or people who see ghosts.
And you don't realize there's a portion of the population that believe in ghosts, spirits, or other associated 'occult' related occurrences?
I don't see ghosts, I see gods!
What happened to asking for money excessively?
No one said it was going to be for free or cheap if she is hot. What cheep get a blow up doll.
Sounds like a lot of paranoid schizophrenics I've dealt with...
(And yes, I have worked in the mental health profession. Those types can be very creepy, bizarre, and disturbing..)
> 19. Her handwriting is bad
...wait, what?!? Who cares about it?
That's what I said!
What kind of weirdo cares about that?
ironically this whole list describes flaws in each other - that its on equal terms of equality.
This is why Nipponese are on the verge of self extinction.
As is everybody else were there are less than three children per family in average.
I don't think children per family is the issue here.
Weather there is a family at all is the problem.
That's such a pointless thing to worry about. I mean seriously, what kind of guy looks at a woman's hand writing and goes 'I was thinking about dating her but that hand writing is so...sloppy. Forget it.' ?
Well...obviously the guys that took the survey...
Weird people.
How can you say you love her if you don't even can read her handwritten letters?
Then marry my lass Siri. She has a very beautiful and consistent handwriting which seems like computer fonts.
Not to mention that she know cool places, and how to get there from your current position. Also, with her you wouldn't need to type anything in google ever. She'll do it for you.
Profit?
AAA: Also, probably she's quite organized and/or creative, and probably a good talk.
So... when do you say I can meet her? How many camels do you want? XD
what about mute chicks?
Or deaf, or blind for that matter.You cant blame a blind girl for what she's wearing, or a deaf chick for not noticeing the weird noises she makes.
no body gonna date a doctor
b-but a nurse is fine too , isnt it?
So long its ♀ and not ♂
Traditional Japan held handwriting as a deal breaker ugly or not.
Something about discipline or whatever.
It's only a deal breaker for old people... because you know.. kids nowadays usually type things on a keyboard.
double standard here? who cares
just show your income.
Kinda liked the following in a girl, shows there uniqueness
3, 4, 8, 9, 10, 13, 19, 23, 25
But really...
Bad Handwriting?
Asia culture handwriting = the level of education
This guy gets it.
Oh, that's just brilliant! Typical Asian deduction. Some of the smartest people ever had atrocious hand writing. Maybe it's WHAT people actually write (along with their spelling and grammar) as opposed to how neat it all is that would be more of a clue #1 as to how smart and / or "educated" they are.
which means all doctors are stupid... seems legit
Doctors write in code. Their handwriting are meant for other doctors. Not for you.
in a way, it's the same as having a poor grammar in occident. For my part, this is a total turn off
Not like I care about 3D....SO LIST WAS INVALID ANYWAY
MUCH LESS A HANDWRITING.
This person speaks the truth ^_^
I`m sorry I can`t read what you have written ;p
How am I supposed to love her if I can't read her handwriting much less a love letter?
You love her by spending a lot of time figuring out her handwriting. You can always A-S-K.
Because sex never involves hand writing and love letters are for 12 year old virgin.
Grow up already.
It's obviously a joke. Calm down, bro.
@3:32 if it deflates your boner so much just from reading a sarcastic joke. Please, stop reading.
12 year olds should be virgins anyway. I can feel just posting this comment will attract all the pedos here.
Yeah seriously, they should replace that with "She's a BL fangirl", which makes sense.
That...actually makes a lot of sense. Because having your girl shove gay porn in your face is a little...
Yeah just as much as hearing a guy tell his girl i'd be hot to watch her make out with another chick like in his yuri doujins...
Call me greedy, but I'd prefer not to think of my significant other with anyone but myself...
Threesomes are hot on paper, I suppose, but in person...?
Koyoto_Shadow: she's not imagining herself with anyone because BL involves two guys, and she, well. Isn't.
In this sense you should be more concerned if you girlfriend likes the shoujo genre.
classic SC homophobia at its finest. So it's okay for guys to be yuri fanboys? Just because a girl likes BL doesnt mean she's going to shove it in your face, ffs.
>_> yea well my gf likes BL and she kinda does tht to me soooo, i wouldnt call it homophobia. The cute effect kinda dies down a bit ._. if i'd share yuri with her she'd be fine but if its straight love she gets jelly
Somes do care probably.
Handwriting seems a lost art, but is still teach and practiced extensively at schools. Handwritten kanjis are hellish to read (I experienced first-hand), moreso if the other person doesn't write well.
Also, messy handwriting = messy person.
I personally don't think is a stopper for a date, but Japan is a different place, where most girls want to be maintained by their husbands, and most man want a priced possesion to be shown to the others. In that sense, they want a girl to be femenine, and bad handwriting is not femenine by japanese standards. Look at the other points in the list: "She talks rude", "she sits with her legs open", "her posture is poor"... They don't want a girl, they want a figurine!
Seriously, who writes things on paper these days?
I can see why bad handwriting would be bad in Japan. In English, bad handwriting can still be read. In Japanese bad hand writing is just scribble. Or worse, with all the similar looking kanji and kana (for example "ka" and "sa" are similar in hiragana, and a katakana "ka" is close to "chikara" the kanji for power), you could actually get the wrong meaning.