Top 25 Ways Even The Cutest Girl Can Wreck Her Chances


Japanese men asked how even the cutest girls can ruin their chances with the unfairer sex reveal some some surprising sensitivity (or possibly merely pickiness) when it comes to the finer points of decorum, as well as some rather less surprising concern about the basics of fashion and personal hygiene…

The ranking:

1. Her nostril hairs poke out…

2. She doesn’t keep her teeth clean

3. Her table manners are poor

4. She is vulgar in her speech

5. Her attitude to guys changes according to their spec

6. She’s slovenly with her time

7. She claims she can see ghosts or says spiritual stuff

8. She doesn’t sit with her legs together

9. She’s a bad drunk

10. She laughs crudely

11. She’s clad in brand goods from head to foot

12. She doesn’t smile much

13. It’s obvious she’s faking being an airheaded bimbo

14. She’s the victim of every latest fad

15. Her posture is poor

16. Her makeup is really caked on

17. There are stains and pilling all over her clothes

18. Her sneezes are explosive

19. Her handwriting is bad

20. She constantly makes harsh self-deprecating remarks

21. Her dress sense is poor

22. She looks gloomy with her face hidden by her fringe

23. She refers to herself by her own name

24. Her manicure is falling to pieces

25. She always wears the same clothes

The 2011 edition reveals Japanese men are at least highly consistent in their demands for good nasal grooming, although any woman ignoring such a point has most probably deliberately forsworn all romantic encounters…

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    Avatar of TenguSan
    Comment by TenguSan
    18:28 14/04/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Listen, I like you and all, but I have trouble reading your handwriting. I am sorry, but this isn't working for me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:08 02/05/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't understand what handwriting has ANYTHING to do with a relationship...

    "Oh I am sorry, but your handwriting is atrocious. You will be unable to fill out our marriage registration, so I'm dumping you."

    Avatar of Shaolan-kun
    Comment by Shaolan-kun
    14:54 14/04/2012 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    > 19. Her handwriting is bad

    ...wait, what?!? Who cares about it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:16 14/04/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    no body gonna date a doctor

    Avatar of HKE
    Comment by HKE
    17:14 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    b-but a nurse is fine too , isnt it?

    Avatar of Yoshii-kun
    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    21:12 14/04/2012 # ! Good (+0.4)

    So long its and not

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    16:49 17/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's only a deal breaker for old people... because you know.. kids nowadays usually type things on a keyboard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:11 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Traditional Japan held handwriting as a deal breaker ugly or not.
    Something about discipline or whatever.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:20 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    double standard here? who cares

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:48 16/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    just show your income.

    Avatar of Senjou
    Comment by Senjou
    20:38 14/04/2012 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    How am I supposed to love her if I can't read her handwriting much less a love letter?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:47 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    You love her by spending a lot of time figuring out her handwriting. You can always A-S-K.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Because sex never involves hand writing and love letters are for 12 year old virgin.
    Grow up already.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:14 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    12 year olds should be virgins anyway. I can feel just posting this comment will attract all the pedos here.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It's obviously a joke. Calm down, bro.

    Comment by Anonymous

    @3:32 if it deflates your boner so much just from reading a sarcastic joke. Please, stop reading.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:08 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah seriously, they should replace that with "She's a BL fangirl", which makes sense.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:33 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That...actually makes a lot of sense. Because having your girl shove gay porn in your face is a little...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:59 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Koyoto_Shadow: she's not imagining herself with anyone because BL involves two guys, and she, well. Isn't.

    In this sense you should be more concerned if you girlfriend likes the shoujo genre.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:13 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah just as much as hearing a guy tell his girl i'd be hot to watch her make out with another chick like in his yuri doujins...

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    Comment by Koyoto_Shadow
    12:43 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Call me greedy, but I'd prefer not to think of my significant other with anyone but myself...

    Threesomes are hot on paper, I suppose, but in person...?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:59 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    classic SC homophobia at its finest. So it's okay for guys to be yuri fanboys? Just because a girl likes BL doesnt mean she's going to shove it in your face, ffs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:26 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    >_> yea well my gf likes BL and she kinda does tht to me soooo, i wouldnt call it homophobia. The cute effect kinda dies down a bit ._. if i'd share yuri with her she'd be fine but if its straight love she gets jelly

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 16/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously, who writes things on paper these days?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:45 17/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can see why bad handwriting would be bad in Japan. In English, bad handwriting can still be read. In Japanese bad hand writing is just scribble. Or worse, with all the similar looking kanji and kana (for example "ka" and "sa" are similar in hiragana, and a katakana "ka" is close to "chikara" the kanji for power), you could actually get the wrong meaning.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:44 05/09/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not quite.
    か (ka) and さ (sa) look nothing alike. You're probably thinking of さ (sa) and き (ki). Also, 力(chikara) and カ (Katakana ka) are pretty much exactly the same always - you're supposed to infer the meaning from the context.
    The only ones I think could be issues may be ワ and ク, ラ and う, and 未 and 末. Context helps.
    It's still a fucking retarded reason, like many others on the list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:59 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Handwriting seems a lost art, but is still teach and practiced extensively at schools. Handwritten kanjis are hellish to read (I experienced first-hand), moreso if the other person doesn't write well.

    Also, messy handwriting = messy person.

    I personally don't think is a stopper for a date, but Japan is a different place, where most girls want to be maintained by their husbands, and most man want a priced possesion to be shown to the others. In that sense, they want a girl to be femenine, and bad handwriting is not femenine by japanese standards. Look at the other points in the list: "She talks rude", "she sits with her legs open", "her posture is poor"... They don't want a girl, they want a figurine!

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    Comment by Gradius
    14:25 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somes do care probably.

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    Comment by Rene
    15:39 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's such a pointless thing to worry about. I mean seriously, what kind of guy looks at a woman's hand writing and goes 'I was thinking about dating her but that hand writing is so...sloppy. Forget it.' ?

    Well...obviously the guys that took the survey...

    Weird people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    How can you say you love her if you don't even can read her handwritten letters?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:42 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    AAA: Also, probably she's quite organized and/or creative, and probably a good talk.

    So... when do you say I can meet her? How many camels do you want? XD

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    Comment by aaa
    18:37 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then marry my lass Siri. She has a very beautiful and consistent handwriting which seems like computer fonts.

    Not to mention that she know cool places, and how to get there from your current position. Also, with her you wouldn't need to type anything in google ever. She'll do it for you.


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    Comment by nope
    15:44 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    what about mute chicks?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:32 18/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or deaf, or blind for that matter.You cant blame a blind girl for what she's wearing, or a deaf chick for not noticeing the weird noises she makes.

    Avatar of カンチ
    Comment by カンチ
    15:19 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's what I said!

    Avatar of Nekomimi-Kawaii
    Comment by Nekomimi-Kawaii
    20:02 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I`m sorry I can`t read what you have written ;p

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:20 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kinda liked the following in a girl, shows there uniqueness
    3, 4, 8, 9, 10, 13, 19, 23, 25

    But really...
    Bad Handwriting?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:39 14/04/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Asia culture handwriting = the level of education

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:45 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doctors write in code. Their handwriting are meant for other doctors. Not for you.

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    Comment by cpc65
    21:40 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, that's just brilliant! Typical Asian deduction. Some of the smartest people ever had atrocious hand writing. Maybe it's WHAT people actually write (along with their spelling and grammar) as opposed to how neat it all is that would be more of a clue #1 as to how smart and / or "educated" they are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:10 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    which means all doctors are stupid... seems legit

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    Comment by Pantsu Dorobou
    18:38 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This guy gets it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:08 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    in a way, it's the same as having a poor grammar in occident. For my part, this is a total turn off

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:33 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not like I care about 3D....SO LIST WAS INVALID ANYWAY

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:46 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This person speaks the truth ^_^

    Comment by Dark Mage

    What kind of weirdo cares about that?

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    Comment by Uncommon0taku
    15:44 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    ironically this whole list describes flaws in each other - that its on equal terms of equality.
    This is why Nipponese are on the verge of self extinction.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:03 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think children per family is the issue here.

    Weather there is a family at all is the problem.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:06 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    As is everybody else were there are less than three children per family in average.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:53 14/04/2012 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "She claims she can see ghosts or says spiritual stuff"

    Oh, come on! That would be fun.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:50 14/04/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Maybe for a week...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:30 15/04/2012 # ! Good (+0.6)

    What happened to asking for money excessively?

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    Comment by Kiljoy616
    13:38 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one said it was going to be for free or cheap if she is hot. What cheep get a blow up doll.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    15:36 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yah that could be kinda interesting ordinary people bore me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:05 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm so ordinary it's crazy!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:19 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    gets old FAST cute in anime, old real quick irl

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:44 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    no. not fun. the only people who do that are attention deprived.

    people who actually have hallucinations or see things (maybe) don't say much to anyone about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:41 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Or schizophrenic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:37 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or people who see ghosts.

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    Comment by Koyoto_Shadow
    12:46 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    And you don't realize there's a portion of the population that believe in ghosts, spirits, or other associated 'occult' related occurrences?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:25 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see ghosts, I see gods!

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:37 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like a lot of paranoid schizophrenics I've dealt with...

    (And yes, I have worked in the mental health profession. Those types can be very creepy, bizarre, and disturbing..)

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    Comment by Tasche
    15:28 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    next thing you know it, shes a zombie or a maso-shoujo!

    sankarea x korewa~

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    Comment by カンチ
    15:19 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, man. That's pretty bad.

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    Comment by Pantsu Dorobou
    18:27 14/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oof, I used to know a girl who did that. It was really frustrating and silly. Sometimes she'd gasp and then say "Oh, it's nothing... I just saw xyz ghost" and crap like that. Other times she'd say that I just don't understand how hard life is if you see ghosts all around you and how scary it is to have a fully physical looking human being walk through you.

    I wasn't sure if she was crazy or just wanted to appear special that badly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those who can really see them usually don't tout their ability, other than probably those "don't go there, it's dangerous, trust me" moments.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:31 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    There are none that can really see them. If you see such things, you should visit the next psychiatric clinic asap.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know, I'd have probably have called bullshit too had I not had my own pretty terrifying/traumatic paranormal experience. I definitely think ghosts exist after what happened to I and my family, I don't know if people are able to see them though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:37 16/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    furthermore.... graphics are often better for explaining.

    just think about a GUI (graphical user interface) which is completely dependant on speech instead of graphics. it would be a HORROR.

    and thats why it would be fitting... because the explaination of emotions through "pictures" (which overlap with your normal eyesight) would be a better information procession than words or thoughts.

    of course this would be just the continuation of a hamstring theory or junk science as you said first.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:53 16/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's kind of complicated, in all honesty. I imagine those that can see ghosts, don't actually 'see' the person or ghost; they feel it, but their brain registers an image to accompany it so they're less..scared? Traumatized? Than they would be otherwise. Assigning an image to something makes it a little less scary and a little more relatable than something unknown, unquantifiable, and horrendously scary.

    In some ways, this makes those that can 'see' them simultaneously more traumatized and less traumatized than those that don't. I'm not sure if they can really see them, more-so than register/assign an image of what their brain processes to what they're 'feeling.' Of course, this might as well be junk science, as it's more a hamstring theory than anything else.

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    Comment by Koyoto_Shadow
    12:52 15/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    People scoff at the idea until they have an experience with such things. I suppose in that sense you can consider it a gift, seeing as the many people out there that won't believe in anything they can't see with their own eyes, or place their hands upon.

    ...Still, those sort of experiences aren't for the faint of heart. I know all too well. There are many more layers to this onion than the surface one we all seem to experience for most of our lives. Sometimes you see the edge of that layer. Sometimes you fall right through several of them. To call it jarring or shocking could never do it justice. It's something that shakes you, and can change you.

    I won't tell you to believe in something you don't, but respect those that do. Even if someone's beliefs seem outlandish to your eyes and ears, they may have a reason for thinking as they do. That reason may not be something you're ready to hear.

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