7th Otaku Haiku Awards “Excessively Harsh”

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The winners to the 7th otaku haiku awards have been announced, with thousands of dollars of cash prizes rewarding those best able to capture the ennui of otaku life in 5-7-5 haiku verse. Sankaku Complex has humbly endeavoured to provide such crude translations of their poetic elegance as are possible in a mere barbarian tongue.

The originals:

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The “godliness prize” (grand prize) winner, winning ¥100,000, and with winners determined by user voting:

From the first son on

Each of them turn to 2D

3D home ruined

The 2nd and 3rd place “genius prize” winners each get ¥50,000.

Second:

Thirty-nine years old

Without money, without wife

Without any hurry

Third:

The girl who I like

Without any struggle for her

We talk together

Entries four through eight each get ¥10,000 prizes. The fourth entry, an onomatopoeic representation of “otaku laughter,” attraced much attention, though it is completely untranslatable, and, as might be expected, some of the runners-up were similarly abstruse.

Other highlights:

Sixth (Sagawa is the name of a delivery company):

Today yet again

The man from Sagawa comes

Telling me to sign

Ninth:

She is now my wife

So the author must now be

My father-in-law

And by way of an omake, the ¥50,000 2D and 3D nekomimi character audition prizes:

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Sankaku Complex’s contribution:

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Most lonely of pursuits yet

The harshest of truths


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