“Who Needs A Wife When You Have Figures!”
- Categories: Anime Figures, Galleries
- Date: Mar 21, 2012 09:11 JST
- Tags: Image Gallery, Oppai, Otaku, Pantsu, Photography, PVC, Ronery
Otaku have once again been visually mulling the merits of PVC companionship over that of mere human females, unsurprisingly finding them to be vastly superior – only their small size and general lack of orifices presents one very notable problem, sadly one they are not entirely incapable of surmounting…

















































































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Yes, but if you have no money you can't afford either.
Where's Woody the Raepist Cowboy!
Right some time at the 1st of last year they doubled the price then tripled the price. The ones that are 7 inches tall are no longer affordable by any one because they start at 175.00 and that don't even include shipping and handling. They used to cost from 60 bucks to 90 bucks depending on if old or a pre order. So it was usually 117 bucks with shipping and handling. For those that didn't buy a load of them before 2008, I feel sorry for you, there are some wonderful ones that make up for ones you couldn't get before being made now but again cost too much.
Where the hell are you buying figures? All my 1/8 sizes cost less than $100, even if they're something high quality, like Alter. Some of the older ones have gone up in price due to popularity and the lack of a rerelease, but only the rarest I've seen get up to $200+. I almost never see a pre-order figure start at more than 10,000 yen, unless you're buying from a place that marks it up by a huge percentage.
All the figures I see in this post were available for <$100 when they came out, with the exception of a few smaller-run or ero figures, I think. There are a few I can't identify.
If you're talking about ebay scalper prices for the older figures, you're right. But you can always find a few reasonably priced ones on YahooJapan. (You need a proxy service)
Alice is correct. You can find new & preordered figs for much less than $175. If you're going on J-list prices that's just crazy. There's WAY cheaper places but I don't think I can list them here because they might be filtered out.
Google the character & brand & you'll eventually get some hits. Don't do a google-shopping search 'cuz the scalpers have that rigged.
I noticed that at a recent convention, that they had more then doubled in price for after market. I have not seen them increase in price at all on the Japanese sites. The conversion rate is terrible right now, so that is what is driving the price up. Blame the US Govt for making the dollar worth shit
Certainly, this is a Hobby that i can Only admire and envy... is enough with downloading the images for me... :/
Just go to a bar, buddy. All you need is 40 bucks max, and you can get yourself a fine drunk woman. :)
SHE'S A MAN, BABY!
unless your existence is destroyed by americum medias. that is. then you need the money of an oil baron AT LEAST!
The amount of money needed for a girl when visiting a club on a saturday night is measured according to this formula:
Looks - Money needed - success rate
FUgly -over 9000$ -87%
ugly -just over 80$ -54% OR 92% for 210$
average -about 40$ - 80%
cute -with 5$ you have a 90% chance
hot -0$,you just need to be there-97%
Leon mentioned sometink aboot size and lack of orafices,...
Dood, this is why you need to accesorize. There are a number of tools/toys to fulfill this aspect of satisfying "certain" physical requirements in the privacy of your own man cave.
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So this is why I got cut off of the forum, you spam loaded a huge image file. Couldn't you at least reduce the size of some of your pics? This would cut down a lot on the server load, and users won't be accidentally cut off so often.
sighs.
accesorize? Nothing short of a LCD-Hime can satisfy me!
Nothing like a VR set could not do!
I can't say the same for many of these, but Nekomiya Nono would make a good wife.
So many delicious entries from the opposite sex in plastic form. I do enjoy.
As in these pics you can have a wife and children !
Without the trouble of getting her pregant !
Until these things can love me back or provide some conversation, they are not a good substitute for women.
Conversations are overrated.
Agreed, figures can't substitute women, but women can't substitute figures. They fulfill different needs. Women provide love companionship and sex, figures satisfy our need to oogle multiple girls and indulge in fantasy. If you don't let your husband cheat on a figure he might start cheating on another girl.
it wont be long my friend, it wont be long...
Alot of conversations that I have with my girlfriends start off with "Asians really do have small penises..." right before they break up with me.
So a girl not providing me with conversation is a nice change.
Most spic coment in a while.
could be that you have a smaller penis than an average asian... not something to brag about though.
Burgh. The right answer is...
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YOU NEED BOTH! SO YOU CAN HAVE FUN FOR BOTH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Evil laugh)
I want the Erio figama.
I actually own quite a few of the ones pictured here myself. :3
If some of these were more lifesized and actually soft, not made of plastic, I would buy one to replace a wife anytime..
figures are incredible. just to look at them makes me feel better.. they dont need to be expensive i have figures for 15€ as well as 70€ i got 15 figures and they never bored me. Its the highest art i can think about! they amaze me. even if the figures made by machines even if i got only a copy of the original.
my girlfrind has to understand that, and ofcourse has to love them as well :)
A real woman is far different to a figure. a woman is a woman. figures are something else
Anyone know who is 37/38?
Her name is Kanon Seena.
That's Seena from Shining Wind.
http://www.amazon.com/Shining-Wind-Seena-Bikini-Figure/dp/B003AU5LGA/ref=sr_1_3?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1332300344&sr=1-3
is it bad to wish i can turn into a PVC donut so that the PVC Shinobu will bite me..?
These figures do look prettier than a lot of real girls...
First pic already had me convinced.
http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/safe-misc-xii/who-needs-a-wife-when-you-have-figures-001.jpg
Finally some magipoka love once again. Even if it is only one picture of Pachira. So where is Liru?
Just curious but what is the name of the very first figure on the page? (And displayed on the homepage) and sorry if some one already asked just so much to read through
What is 22 from? One of the 3 i cant tell.
Who might the second(001) be from?
Nekomiya Nono, from Yotsunoha.
Well if you could have sex with them, and they gave good neck rubs, BJ's and could cook; well yeah, I'd agree with the statement. But they're just cold hard pieces of plastic that just lie there.... Wait a second, that's half the women in California!!!
Maybe he's right!
Shinobu wears panties?
What the fuck?
oh god that Cammy figure.............. DOES NOT WANT !!!! X_x
I don't know about the 'Wife' thing, but there are some spectacular figures out there. The one in particular that I like is a Loran Cehack figure. It didn't cost me much either. I also have a Yuki Nagato figure where you can have her either wearing her uniform or alien witch costume that is pretty great as well.
Could anyone tell me the figure from 54 and 55? It looks amazing, I wouldn't mind checking out the series she is from.
does anybody know what the first picture is? (with the cat ears) :3
It's Bizarro Madoka!!
What is petit Edward Elric doing here? :D
Why not a wife with a great figure. ^_-
Considering how many gorgeous figures there are out there this is not a very good selection at all.
the level of detail is amazing. But with prices around $100 each this ends up costing as much as a real girl...
You telling me those are not waifus?