Brushing a girl’s teeth has never been so sexy – indeed, it may never have been sexy at all prior to the latest and most notorious Pornomonogatari episode, which has sparked a wave of fetishistic interest in oral insertion, with the more frothy white ooze loosed in the poor subject’s mouth the better…
Fans of this newly popular fetish have been busy collecting all the pre-existing images they can find, and even penning a few new ones – although sadly substituting enthusiasm for skill as is ineffective as ever:
As a future dentist, I must remember this possible scenario for potentially frivolous law suit that may follow from certain 'knowledgeable' populations who think just because I need to poke around with cleaners in their mouth that I am somehow getting sexual thrill off of their plaque-infested, cum smelling, god-knows-what-goes-in-there mouths.
Wether or not it was for sexual purposes, the police would still any dentist who posts such a video becuase it violates patient privacy. Otherwise the internet would probably be swimming in loli dental exams.
"I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride with it
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah!"
How UN original - Oh but on the other hand, copycats abound every where - where there is a boundless lack of originality. People trace/copy existitng art because they are totally hopeless when it comes to doing something original.
I always thought it's because of having to become the hunchback of notredame from stooping over disgusting mouths of hundreds of people during their lifetime and having to clean out every single filth imaginable out of them.
that, and crippling dental school loan payments coupled with ridiculous 'emotional damage' and frivolous malpractice lawsuits that essentially render being a dentist about as profitable as being a highly paid truck driver.
no wonder people are doing public sector practices now adays.
I think you're thinking about it too much. I always thought it was because EVERYBODY HATES THE DENTIST. All he did was try to help you. What does he get in return? The Ire of every single person in the world? Fuck yeah fairness.
Great... First it was lolis, then sukumizugis, school uniforms, spats and now... Toothbrushing? I wonder what other fetishes I get to add to the list before I die...
it's beautiful, isn't it?
i've seen it so many times but it still is so wonderful...
i have no idea why but i'm getting a raging boner from this, but that's the great thing about fetishes: you can just enjoy it, without even understanding why.
also
god, /a/ gave me so many of them...
if someone knew all that stuff they'd think of me as a complete pervert. i think of myself as a very happy person because i have so many things i enjoy.
I'm guessing soon we'll get a post on SanCom on the mass influx of otaku flooding their nearest dentist. Or maybe reports of women now being stalked in dark places and then forced to endure a teeth brushing session? Now that's a police report I would love to read..
... or a rise of a new ero manga/anime/movie meme wherein the sexy-bombshell female dental assistant knocks you out with drugs, straps you to the dental chair, and inserts *things* into your mouth.
Extra perv-points if the bombshell dental assistant turns out to be a trap, and one of the *things* inserted is his penis.
Extra-extra perv-points if they take that plotline and make it guro.
Pic #55 made me laugh. People don't actually LIKE having a toothbrush clumsily poking around in their mouth by someone else's hands. Dogs resist with all their might.
That picture should be titled:
"I Hate You So Much Right Now."
depends on the person some people have better dental hygiene than others. I know I wish i took better care of my mouth /cry or had someone to do it for me /wink
Just goes to show that anything can be made sexual with the proper facial expression. What next, a woman having this face while on the crapper? She can even moan too. Oy... this isn't some kind of fetish, it's just some trigger response to erotic facial expressions and brushing a woman's teeth as if the brush were a cock. Because we use thrusting movements to maintain the proper dental hygiene! *rolls eyes*
The sinful secret that dentists have guarded for decades has finally been exposed.
As a future dentist, I must remember this possible scenario for potentially frivolous law suit that may follow from certain 'knowledgeable' populations who think just because I need to poke around with cleaners in their mouth that I am somehow getting sexual thrill off of their plaque-infested, cum smelling, god-knows-what-goes-in-there mouths.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
You mean the japanese loli police will targeting dentist secretly video recording his session with a loli patient?
Wether or not it was for sexual purposes, the police would still any dentist who posts such a video becuase it violates patient privacy. Otherwise the internet would probably be swimming in loli dental exams.
I won't be that perplexed if that happen, you know japanese logic is like their commercials and what they try to sell =D
... The less i care.
I knew this was going to turn into a thing, and gawd help me I was freaking right.
It wasn't so much the brushing as the mind trip game that he played with her before doing it. Aragi, sure knows how to play mind games.
Exactly. And that's why the scene was really great.
"I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride with it
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah!"
I think I will be dentist
But then that makes you wonder why they have the highest suicide rate of any profession.
Well, at least they die happy.
>suicide
>die happy
Wat?
Sweet Release = Happy!
2D teeth != 3D teeth
How UN original - Oh but on the other hand, copycats abound every where - where there is a boundless lack of originality. People trace/copy existitng art because they are totally hopeless when it comes to doing something original.
or simply lazy
OKAY everyone get on the meme train!!
i would say, foxconnworker do have a higher suicidal rate :3
in case this is a profession ...
I thought UN translators have the highest suicide rate, since that job is stressful as hell. One slip-up could have international repercussions.
I always thought it's because of having to become the hunchback of notredame from stooping over disgusting mouths of hundreds of people during their lifetime and having to clean out every single filth imaginable out of them.
that, and crippling dental school loan payments coupled with ridiculous 'emotional damage' and frivolous malpractice lawsuits that essentially render being a dentist about as profitable as being a highly paid truck driver.
no wonder people are doing public sector practices now adays.
I think you're thinking about it too much. I always thought it was because EVERYBODY HATES THE DENTIST. All he did was try to help you. What does he get in return? The Ire of every single person in the world? Fuck yeah fairness.
I've never had the opportunity to witness the birth of a new fetish before.
Great... First it was lolis, then sukumizugis, school uniforms, spats and now... Toothbrushing? I wonder what other fetishes I get to add to the list before I die...
It's not exactly new.
Enjoy it while it's minty fresh.
i see what you did there.
it's beautiful, isn't it?
i've seen it so many times but it still is so wonderful...
i have no idea why but i'm getting a raging boner from this, but that's the great thing about fetishes: you can just enjoy it, without even understanding why.
also
god, /a/ gave me so many of them...
if someone knew all that stuff they'd think of me as a complete pervert. i think of myself as a very happy person because i have so many things i enjoy.
I'm guessing soon we'll get a post on SanCom on the mass influx of otaku flooding their nearest dentist. Or maybe reports of women now being stalked in dark places and then forced to endure a teeth brushing session? Now that's a police report I would love to read..
... or a rise of a new ero manga/anime/movie meme wherein the sexy-bombshell female dental assistant knocks you out with drugs, straps you to the dental chair, and inserts *things* into your mouth.
Extra perv-points if the bombshell dental assistant turns out to be a trap, and one of the *things* inserted is his penis.
Extra-extra perv-points if they take that plotline and make it guro.
The guro will be a tonsillectomy, no anesthesia, with a buzz saw.
You, fair anon, win an internet from me. For having made me visualize that.
Did this to kids and animals while taking care of them before. It's freaking gross and the human mouth is full of legions of germs.
Apparently fetishes makes everything taste like candy.
Apparently Anime makes every fetish taste like candy
ftfy
ALL HAIL JAPAN!
It's simple - all you need to do is get her to brush her own teeth before you brush them.
Pic #55 made me laugh. People don't actually LIKE having a toothbrush clumsily poking around in their mouth by someone else's hands. Dogs resist with all their might.
That picture should be titled:
"I Hate You So Much Right Now."
It is a form of tsundere, yes? See the first picture for reference.
no its rape of the teeth
depends on the person some people have better dental hygiene than others. I know I wish i took better care of my mouth /cry or had someone to do it for me /wink
The point of this fetish is doing it on the girl you love, who you probably won't mind taking in the germs of anyways. :P
Clannad - Doing it before it was cool.
Kanon, you mean.
agreed
its a bit new, but im pretty sure i've seen Daikichi brushed Rin's teeth in Usagi Drop
I feel like brushing my teeth now...
floss while you're at it...
Remember to brush between meals & after every snack -- it's the erotic way to fight tooth decay!
How can it be dirty when the teeth end up so clean?
in before, teeth brushing now made illegal in Japan for being x-rated.
Any scenes depicting toothbrushes will now have to be pixelized.
gaddamit! ever since then I can't brush my teeth without thinking of dirty things!
Just goes to show that anything can be made sexual with the proper facial expression. What next, a woman having this face while on the crapper? She can even moan too. Oy... this isn't some kind of fetish, it's just some trigger response to erotic facial expressions and brushing a woman's teeth as if the brush were a cock. Because we use thrusting movements to maintain the proper dental hygiene! *rolls eyes*