Mother: “Single Men Should Stay Out Of The Cinema!”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Feb 22, 2012 13:16 JST
- Tags: Lolicon, Mahou Shoujo, Misandry, Movies, Otaku, Precure, Ronery, Schoolgirls
Creepy mahou shoujo fans have once again been causing trouble, this time apparently having the temerity to go to the same cinema as a mother with her daughter – who naturally felt there was some danger of her daughter being ravished somehow by such an unwelcome interloper.
From a question posed to the notoriously erudite inhabitants of Yahoo! (and now removed for reasons which can only be guessed at):
I went to the cinema with my daughter to watch Precure and there was a single man there!
I went to the cinema with my daughter, and I couldn’t help but notice what appeared to be a single man there.
Honestly, it’s creepy, and I wouldn’t want him to sit next to a child or anything.
I’d be worried about what he might do…
Can’t they at least keep out of cinemas showing films for kids during the day?
How she would respond on learning that the makers of Precure deliberately market their anime both to little girls and creepy otaku men is probably best left to the imagination.
Creepy single men have a lot to say about this in any case:
“This is a bit too frank…”
“One of the responses says that ‘Maybe the guy didn’t want to sit next to your kid because he thought she was creepy. I’d like them to ban noisy kids from the cinema!’ Stop that!”
“Adults should go at night though.”
“People like this think only families should be allowed in at Disney movies, and only couples at romances. They just want to force their own rules on other people.”
“The persecution complex of the questioner and the megalomania of all the answers seem to be at cross-purposes there.”
“I bet you guys were all going in there on the opening day weekend with all the families. I would have crept in on the early morning weekday showing and shamefully sat at the back.”
“Next up is banning men from toy and sweet shops, isn’t it?”
“They should ban schoolgirls from sentai and Kamen Rider movies too then.”
“If you sit at the front they are not going to be able to see past your head. Please sit at the back.”
“Perhaps they should do it like with the women only carriages – allocate a block of family seating in each theatre?”
“I bet she doesn’t realise he was there for the MILFs…”
“Relax ladies, we’re only interested in middle schoolers, not your little brats.”
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If I'm one of those men, I will say this;
"Sorry, madam. I actually didn't know that you're bringing your daughter along since I was paying my whole attention on Ako/Cure Muse. Pardon me again for initially mistaking you as a closet middle aged mahou shoujo fan."
Mother: Excuse me!
Otaku: Sorry madam for I am unable to pay too much time to you as I am currently basking upon the greatness that is Precure
Mother: That's not what I mea~
Otaku: Ahh I see, you too have discovered this great treasure. Many people are much too ignorant to notice such great beauty
Mother: No that's!
Otaku: You need not say anymore
*suddenly pulls out something*
Mother: Wait! What are you?! *covers face*
Otaku: My card...I will welcome you anytime feel free to call me. Now if you excuse me the girls are about to perform their final attack and I must capture the great moment
Mother: But~
Diemeow: Is what I'm imagining right now.
Next Episode! Will Mother join his noble cause? Will he be able to capture the girls' final pose? will her daughter ever be able to see anything as she has been behind them all this time? See you next week!
We need to make an anime out of this idea.
=_= Hmmm A story about a young mother, after accidentally joining his club, she finds the joy of anime/manga through her weird experiences with the otaku all the while slowly pulling him back into society...oh and her daughter is the tsukkomi of the story.
Ahh I may have just thought about a bad ending where they end up trading places...noooo!
Not sure about it but I don't know
I think you should just stop talking.
LOL IF? You mean youre really one of those single creepy otakus
What business would a little girl have watching Precure?
Like we'd ever have anything to do with her 3D loli everyone knows the only ones worth the trouble are the 2D one *wink wink*
Like there's any trouble with the latter one *wink wink*
*whisper*
Hey Anon psst! You forgot to wink *wink wink*
If you live in the US, I have some bad news for you.
He's interested the the Fresh Cures. No 3D females have anything to worry about him. No Sir.
*wink wink*
You pedofiles make me sick.
Damn pedos. Stop raping children and find a real woman.
95% of Japan's teachers and that one cop guy disagree with you according to sancom lol
Where else will little girls see good, stand-up roll models with crazy ass outfits and perfect bodies with which to blame the media in the future when they are too fat and ugly to feel confident in themselves? This parent is just being responsible and starting the education early.
good one
Little lesbian in training?
Kind of remind me Ore no Imouto ep 9
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but this woman only have Yan (when Ayase still have Dere)
Pretty soon being a male will not be allowed.
Not to mention,
"..and I couldn’t help but notice what appeared to be a single man there." Honestly, it’s creepy, and I wouldn’t want him to sit next to a child or anything.
Seriously, the level of paranoia in that statement is just too Ultimate for something that only humans' imagination can make it totally happen. It's like seeing a blue umbrella leaning on a corner of a corridor, and then somehow you suddenly sense the inevitable danger of picking that up, hearing something important that you need to rush home quick, fell down from a set of stairs along with the umbrella and unfortunately got the sharp tip of it impaled through your throat as you landed at the end of the staircase.
Oh wait..
Why did you have to bring that up?
Can't you just let it die?
Oh wait.
.....You guys just don't understand how heart wrenching and traumatising it is to see your beautiful waifu dying a (dumb but) tragic death in front of your eyes on your CRT/LCD Monitor..
Sniff/Sob..
I rly felt sry for her too.. but what was even worse for me was the nurse.. Nothing good left in the world of animes..
If she saw a Single Man, she should have let her daughter date him so he wouldnt be single anymore
That sounds like the plot from one of those "final destination" movies.
But seriously woman, if you don't like the other people in the cinema, no one is forcing you to stay there.
eyepatch has a better personality
One has to appreciate the synergy of your description and your avatar.
Oh, so that's why your avatar was soo familiar!
It was the asst. homeroom teacher, with a rope, in the ballroom.
We have a word for that. Moral panic. Look it up on Wikipedia.
Feminazi. I'm not talking about the insulting meaning. Look up what this really means.
her and her daughter are shitheads anyway.
That remind me of a manga call Blue Drop...
I bet if the guy was really handsome, the lady would have not said anything. Instead she goes to the conclusion that he's a creepy otaku.
Damn hags.
...lol, mothers, wtf do they know?
Know Your Role! In the Kitchen Making My Sammich!
Thus the Powerpuff Otaku was born! ...wait, what?
By their powers combined! He is Captain Planet?
Enjoy your sammich, prepared with an extra-large amount/dose of Ingredient X.
Does your 2D wife do that?
Oh, Wait. She can't
They know how to make babies... and that's about it.
@01:04 you should have said they don't know how to make babies, because if they did they wouldn't get pregnant to begin with.
That's false and untrue. They don't, that's why they need men.
>I went to the cinema with my
>daughter to watch Precure
>and there was a single man there!
A SINGLE MAN APPROACHES!
What do?
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▲ Ignore
O Leave
X Overreact and shit up the Internets with crazy misandry
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And he says "Can i see your ticket please ?" Or "Do you want Pop-corn. 2$ piece ?"
That was horrid...
* adjusts monocle, sips tea, then proceeds to furiously button mash the X button *
*fixes glasses*
I say, would you mind I joined you good sir?
I went to the cinema by myself, and I couldn’t help but notice what appeared to be an old mother with her daughter there.
Honestly, it’s creepy, and I wouldn’t want an old lady to sit next me or anything.
I’d be worried about what slander she might say…
Can’t they at least keep out of cinemas showing films for otaku during the day?
I had that happen once and all that.
Except the movie was The Dark Knight.
It was not pleasant for them.