A cast-off capable PVC version of the previously released cold cast and ever under-dressed Kanu Unchou figure will be released in April 2012, thanks again to Griffon Enterprises.
Sighhhhh........another day....another yen. Waiting for that virtual dick to enter my virtual cunt......even though said virtual dick belongs to a million-odd virginal 30-something Japs living off mommy's pension to stuff their 2-inch Vienna Sausauge into my non-existent CUNT to satiate their FEVERISH-DESIRES PROGRAMMED BY JAPOTAKU TRINKLET-PEDDLERS MASQUERADING AS CUTTING-EDGE-ANIMATOR-ARTISTS.
Konichiwa.
My name is Kanu Onchu. I am 10 yr. old piece of jack-off fodder that came out of the fucking BRAINSTEM of some piss-poor, starving, abused JAP-animater that needed to PAY THE FUCKING RENT THAT MONTH.
At first I thought I'd be masturbated to for maybe 1 or 2 months....but apparently the males in JAPLAND will spank it to ANYTHING VAGUELY FEMALE as long as it SAVES them from asking a female out on a date & then spark a relationship & then marry and fucking REPRODUCE.
Yeah. Japs are fucking weird that way.
And so this land called JAPAN.....is going extinct faster than the fucking IMPERIAL NAVY IN WW2......while JACK-OFF-FODDER LIKE MYSELF........are proliferating at exponential light-speed.
MY SALES AND PROLIFERATION GO UP AS JAPAN'S POPULATION GOES DOWN!!!
BANZAIIII!!!
Sayanora, Japanese Otaku. And thank you for your patronage. Your extinction is regrettable.
But irrelevant. We'll find more markets to conquer. American fatfuck teenage-geeks seem up to the challenge. We look forward to their parent's fat fucking credit and savings accounts.
Don't need any. I'm doing just fine with the pussy I get. I'll be starting a family in about 10 yrs., when I'm ready. Jap males on the other hand? I shudder at their prospects...
Kanu Unchou Unchou Unchou
Gotta love the mellow face there. But it's a bit weird
Obligatory DAT ASS
Why not ? Kan-san is still awesome.
I believe I can fap to this...
Yep no problems there.
YEAH!
Nice, but boobs shouldn't be sparkling, damn you twilight...
syeeeesh that glowing censor
Can someone enlighten me on why there are so many Kanu Uncho figures and how many have been made thus far?
she is just that hawt.
i will buy it... if the figure really have that glittering niples
lastima dela censura1+32
people still buying ikki tousen figures? ...
I still buy Kanu Unchou figures. I'm also on the lookout for old figures of Choun Shiryu.
Sighhhhh........another day....another yen. Waiting for that virtual dick to enter my virtual cunt......even though said virtual dick belongs to a million-odd virginal 30-something Japs living off mommy's pension to stuff their 2-inch Vienna Sausauge into my non-existent CUNT to satiate their FEVERISH-DESIRES PROGRAMMED BY JAPOTAKU TRINKLET-PEDDLERS MASQUERADING AS CUTTING-EDGE-ANIMATOR-ARTISTS.
Konichiwa.
My name is Kanu Onchu. I am 10 yr. old piece of jack-off fodder that came out of the fucking BRAINSTEM of some piss-poor, starving, abused JAP-animater that needed to PAY THE FUCKING RENT THAT MONTH.
At first I thought I'd be masturbated to for maybe 1 or 2 months....but apparently the males in JAPLAND will spank it to ANYTHING VAGUELY FEMALE as long as it SAVES them from asking a female out on a date & then spark a relationship & then marry and fucking REPRODUCE.
Yeah. Japs are fucking weird that way.
And so this land called JAPAN.....is going extinct faster than the fucking IMPERIAL NAVY IN WW2......while JACK-OFF-FODDER LIKE MYSELF........are proliferating at exponential light-speed.
MY SALES AND PROLIFERATION GO UP AS JAPAN'S POPULATION GOES DOWN!!!
BANZAIIII!!!
Sayanora, Japanese Otaku. And thank you for your patronage. Your extinction is regrettable.
But irrelevant. We'll find more markets to conquer. American fatfuck teenage-geeks seem up to the challenge. We look forward to their parent's fat fucking credit and savings accounts.
Seek help.
Don't need any. I'm doing just fine with the pussy I get. I'll be starting a family in about 10 yrs., when I'm ready. Jap males on the other hand? I shudder at their prospects...
don't be a hater, Mr. attention whore.
Truth hurts, Mr. Weaboo Merchandise Whore.
Hmm, somehow I really enjoyed reading this stuff.
As well you should. It's poetic, powerful and TRUE.