Tsundere queen Louise has been spotted being ridden in public in a state of total nudity, prompting a great deal of speculation as to just what services she has been providing…
For those wondering, the dialogue on the box is a typical Louise-esque litany of tsundere complaints.
There appears to be a minor mystery surrounding the usage of the bike, as even in Japan there are no naked Louise delivery services:
“This one surprised me…”
“OUT!”
“The level… it’s too high!”
“I’m the one who took these and I don’t get it – can you actually run this on public roads?”
“She says ‘Don’t stare at me, you dirty perverts! Filthy perverts!’ – but how can you read what she’s saying without staring.”
“Looking closely, I can see her nipples are covered with heart-marks. Somehow I don’t think that makes it safe though…”
“I’d love to do something like this someone’s bike.”
“It’s yours, admit it.”
“It must be the OP’s!”
“The plates are out of town. So someone rode this on the highway?”
“What’s up with the mosaic on the box itself?”
“Some phone number. I thought I had better mosaic it. It was a mobile number so it’s all quite fishy…”
“Disgusting, I could puke. How much for the bike?”
“I saw it at Comiket.”
“I’d die if I rode this. I’d drive 10m – into a wall.”
“Isn’t this public obscenity?”
“Google ‘Louise pizza’ [in Japanese] and you get a lot of hits.”
“I tried Googling it and came up with more pics… there’s a lot of stuff about it on Twitter.”
“I want some of that pizza.”
“Japan, what a terrifying nation.”
“Even with all those tweets it seems nobody actually knows what it’s all about. A mysterious delivery service – Japan sure is a big place…”
“There was an URL with the number, but sadly it seems to be inactive.”
“Phone them!”
“I deleted the originals so I can’t! Besides, it’s too scary!”
“It would be nice if you really could get a pizza this way…”
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Fuck girls, eat pizza, ride bike.
fuck pizza, eat bike, ride girl
see no evil hear no evil speak no evil
What do Americans have to do with dead horses?
Fuck bike, eat girl, ride pizza
In America, it is: eat pizza until you are 400 pounds. And sleep inside of dead horses. Those filthy Americans are disgusting.
Hey, I'm American and I don't crawl inside horses. I'm actually quite clean, the thought of digging my way in horse innards is disgusting, and I'm from Michigan, one of the most red neck states ever!(I'm not happy about that though, I hate red necks)
Fuck bike, eat girl, ride pizza
fuck eat, bike ride, pizza girl.
Girl bike, eat fuck, ride pizza
In America, it is: eat pizza until you are 400 pounds. And sleep inside of dead horses. Those Americans are so filthy.
You forgot the riding. Now I won't be able to sleep wondering what would Americans ever ride!!
In the USA the pizza has already been eaten by the girl, so you have to ride her or fuck yourself.
And... uh. Bike?
We ride their women. Anon06:04 is just mad about that.
Fuck girls, east bike,ride pizza
people who dont like it are just tsundere for the bike
Imagine parking it and came back later to see it covered with milk...
More like hot cheese.
Condensed milk!
Hmm, my powerlevel detector is off the charts...
Maybe the owner/driver of that bike had the back covered while they rode it. Or those stick on decals or something.
Oh Mah GAhhh!!!
Seen completely "NEKKID!!??"
I wonder what'd the kids do when they see this ?
Wonder why it isn't covered with steam and bright lights.
They take one step more into adulthood that's what.
Their Libido level rise up..
OMG whats in the box?!?!?
pizza with loli toppings
More like Pizza with Tsundere DFC Loli Toppings!
the severed head of a tsundere; akihara slayer finally watched se7en.
read the comments?
Someone needs to tell the owner of that bike that sexy images can be dangerously distracting to other male drivers
Do not use while driving
its not like i want to ride that bike!
Louis is not Lady Godiva.
Expect an article titled "Police on lookout for man riding bike near a school girl."
“Japan, what a terrifying nation.”
TRUE
more like this:
Japan; where locals can do the unthinkable (everyone else gets jailed & kicked out)
who cares about where it comes from.. i want to ride that!
Pedoborn Cums
Our hero, our hero, claims a lolicon’s heart
I tell you, I tell you, the Pedoborn comes
With a Voice wielding power of the Moe loli art
Believe, believe, the Pedoborn comes
It’s an end to the evil, of all Lolicon’s foes
Beware, beware, the Pedoborn comes
For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows
You’ll know, You’ll know the Pedoborn’s come
A song to salute your bravery for riding that bike
In some countries you'd get hanged for that...
yes if your country is run by religious nuts!
i keeel yuuu!!
He is the smartest man alive!
someone already stole the box XD
Uncensored Louise Bike was Ishihara's all along.
I thought I ordered Luigi's pizza, not Louise's pizza!
Pedobear drive it :p
Copyright?
With so much hunting censorship by lolis this bike will be fined shortly..
That would be the greatest companion cube ever... if it were detachable.
I saw this on Chuo-dori in front of Tora no Ana last week! Took a video of it. I was going to ask what it's for, but the guy driving it wasn't there.
I'd be completely embarassed to own that. And the pictures on the box don't help either.