50 Reasons Why Sweaters Are Sexier Than Bikinis


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    Avatar of Kuro'Base'Neko
    Comment by Kuro'Base'Neko
    01:48 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Pic #1, tell me what's her name? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

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    Comment by StrBrst
    07:46 19/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    i believe this to be Koizumi Rumi

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    Comment by Dan Hibiki
    14:51 19/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    a quick Google image search confirms this

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:22 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why, you gonna stalk her?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    He most likely will.

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    Comment by Dan Hibiki
    02:34 19/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck it, if he doesn't I will!

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    Comment by cats2
    07:50 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Upon going through the list a second time I noticed the strangest thing!

    The girls have heads!!! I mean, I didn't notice it the first time, weird right?!

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    Comment by Noodlestein
    18:02 17/12/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    Its amusing how many of those aren't actually sweaters.

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    19:53 17/12/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Yes indeed most of them are not sweater at all

    Therefore!

    @Artefact

    This subject needs further investigation, but I will need more material, please do inform us of any further developments

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:21 17/12/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    Proof that otakus are intellectually limited

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:17 18/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Don't you know...it's nice.

    And 'sides that, you are in DENIAL.
    I will RAGE.
    You must ACCEPT.

    Then there is the unescapable fap.
    So go like a fucking helicopter you sad sad man.

    FAPFAPFAPAFPAP

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:35 17/12/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Don't you know? They think with their other head.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:55 18/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Japan: Clothes with boobs behind them are sexy.

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    Comment by Unknown Squid
    05:19 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "Japan: Clothes with boobs behind them are sexy."

    You sum it up perfectly, and I will second those Japanese' expert observations. I am also a fan of windows or glass panes with boobs behind, thin sheens of water or other liquids with boobs behind, and short spaces of open air with boobs behind.

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    Comment by CowExtract
    06:15 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are male!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:35 19/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    ..... how about fan of big boobs in your hands? i am

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:42 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time.
    ONe with a turtle neck, that's the kind!"

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    Comment by Alexeon
    05:44 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "with a turtle neck"

    And a thin-ass chain, right? -downs Light Beer-

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    Comment by Red
    02:38 18/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    My thoughts exactly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:09 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    still tho, 3D wins yet again

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    Comment by Minoru

    I've never been in this "debate", but let me ask 2D people this, are you actually able to make real love with their 2D characters? If not, then debate is long over.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:57 18/12/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Are you actually able to make love with any of these 3D girls?

    Good luck with that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:39 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    @anon 5:51
    I'm not saying your chances of getting laid at all are negligible, but your chances of banging these chicks certainly are

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Exactly my point! With 2D we can choose which ever ones I happen to like for the day. But 3D...you are stuck with one...unless you are a jackass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:51 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "I've never been in this "debate", but let me ask 2D people this, are you actually able to make real love with their 2D characters? If not, then debate is long over."

    When rounded to 5 or 6 decimal places, my chances with any 3D girl and any 2D girl are exactly the same. Therefore, I don't see any reason not to lust over 2D girls, or to choose 3D over 2D.

    Still, there are some nice ones in this batch. #018 so isn't a sweater, but you don't see me caring. Even the final "stinger" pic isn't bad, relative to some other ones we've seen in these galleries.

    But what's with the creepy contacts in #021?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:46 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why are you debating 2D vs 3D now, they weren't put up against each other in the first place in this article. So how can 3D win again if it wasn't compared in the first place.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:34 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @anon 4:27
    hahaha, keep dreaming, your chances or his chances with these lovelies are as good as your chances with a freaking 2d extraterrestrial female demon

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:51 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I debate that. One you transcend the forever alone status, and, you know, actually get a girlfriend, the floodgates open, and your chances tend to a non-negligible figure. True story, bro.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon

    I'd wager he has a better chance of getting his end away with any of those lovelies than you ever do, slicing your John Thomas up with papercuts while you try to give yourself a beasting with whatever manga you have lying round.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hasnt tenga made a usb version now ? lol debate continues :D

    well not really id rather have a daughter and make her into a woman that steals mens hearts then smashes them to pieces muahahaha evilness is a virtue.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah I noticed then I thought of a Stewie quote.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am amused for the fact that all of them are C or higher...
    Still, Bikini wins, but Swimsuit wins over that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:22 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think they're mixing between sweater, knitted items, and sweatshirts.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It's amusing how pathetic beta males are. It's so easy to be worshiped if you're a woman. Just have tits and wearing a sweater will give you get this much attention.

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    Comment by Alexeon
    05:55 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nope, you have to be a HOT woman, otherwise you dont get away with it.

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    Comment by jef
    09:04 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    is someone is a very ugly male with atleast 25 years of being a virgin and a ugly faced girl with a nice bottom and a big rack. it will also work.

    and beta males hu...

    Comment by Anonymous

    Articles like this prove women have men by the balls. Women have complete control over relationships and sex because all they need to do is look pretty.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:01 17/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    sweaters = sexy

    fake boobs = not so much

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:36 17/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    I'm sure a lot of them are natural.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:43 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hardly. It is really easy to make boobs look bigger while fully cloathed, just use the right kind of bra and the trick is done. Every flat chested girl learns how to make boobs bigger at a young age.

    Other than that, with clothes on it is posible to hide chubbyness, something you cant do with bikinis.

    Still, I prefer clothes on. Much sexier that way.

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    Comment by Kixiv
    06:55 19/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    fake is not the same thing as trying to make them look larger. Fake is silicon, which is easy to spot in real life because it's so stiff (no pun intended).

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:03 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm sure all of then are photoshoped

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:11 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fake or not, presentation is ultimately makes them "sexy" or not.

    Or do you not look at anything 3D and IRL very often?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:43 17/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.5)

    otaku... can't even tell sweaters from other types of clothes.

    bulk of it fall no where near the category of being a sweater.

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    Comment by emiinbou
    21:20 17/12/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Yes, many of the photos were not sweaters. I found half stupid xD .. sorry, it's that old in the last picture killed me and I forget that detail name it xD

    But that has nothing to do with being otaku or not, it is common sense :/

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:43 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    the old in the last picture is angela merkel, the bundeskanzler of germany...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:21 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    @ Anon 23:43

    Hitler would look sexier in a sweater than she does.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:21 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    correction : Bundeskanzlerin

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:30 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    She has the breasts of a 20 year old.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:47 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Merkel moe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:20 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ojizuz Obaa-chan moe~

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    Comment by Firaku
    02:17 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think some 'T' got mixed in there too.

    Still, pic 4/8/41/45.......faphappy

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:10 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anon 17:43:

    I want to see the true SHAPE of a woman. Dump the padded bras; tight, clingy clothes - one-piece swimsuits, thin tops, tight sweaters all help this sort of definition-and-display.

    From pretty little A-cup titties to large, pendulous, udder-like milk jugs -- it's all good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You must be a dedicated subscriber to National Geographic.

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    19:49 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I still fail to anything wrong with this article

    Now where is that box of tissues?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:28 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Especially Angela!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:52 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Va Va Voom!

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    Comment by Bravo
    19:01 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty sure they can, probably too busy fapping to even care.

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    Comment by Van-d-all
    20:07 17/12/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    the first three photos were way enough to prove the argument valid

    Comment by Anonymous

    As long as they can get a boner from it they don't seem to care. As far as I can see a third of these aren't sweaters, just....boobs.....

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    03:45 18/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Delicious boobs at that.








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