Chinese Rivers Prettier Than Ever
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Dec 15, 2011 22:36 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bizarre, China, Guro, Henan, Made in China
Chinese and indolent capitalists alike have been marvelling at the colourful state of the nation’s rivers, which have lately even managed “red as blood.”
Residents of a city in China’s Henan province recently found a river running through their city “running red as blood.”
The red waters flowed down from a culvert to the north, and residents reported nothing untoward the day before.
Even local environmental officials were surprised, and could only speculate that “upstream rainwater and sewage have mixed to cause the effect,” although they still have no idea what exactly caused the issue.
Online, there is some wonderment at the range of colours, and even textures, now visible in China’s waterways:
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Wow! So many colorful (and possibly explosive) rivers.
[Chinese and indolent capitalists alike have been marvelling at the colourful state of the nation’s rivers, which have lately even managed “red as blood.”]
And thus it was written that one of the signs of the 2013 Apocalypse will be rivers running red with blood...
*eyes Recette and Tear*
Capitalists pigs blood, to be precise...
you are aware that those rivers are owned by the government right? Its government incompetence at its finest
But is the river actually yellow?
There are 2 from China the top ten dirtiest river in the world.
Songhua River and Yellow River in Lanzhou.
source:http://www.worldinteresting.com/natural/top-10-dirtiest-rivers-in-the-world.html
capitalist pigs? China is communist/socialist you retard! The river is government owned and not private property....fucking ignorant jackass...
Yeah, right. It's ultra capitalist. China's plan to world domination is by money. None of these limiting environment rules etc. Just do do do with no worrying tomorrow and ruin the whole environment. And yes, they call themselfs communist, but anything communist about them is their totalitarian rule.
How irony since they want to paint the world RED communist shit.
China and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Waters... that explode...
...I'd see that play.
red water is to create the Philosopher's Stone
Isn't that one made out of living people? And lots of them?
China is the most populous country. There's no need for them to worry about the shortage of "material"
Why else do you think they implemented the "one child per family thing" thing?
*draws a big circle around South-East China*
That sounds more plausible than it should...
Thats alot of human sacrifices...
Harry Potter and Ed-Elric:
"Yess!!"
Right on time for the apocalypse.
I'm glad you guys are with me.
Here, at the end of all things.
It's actually not until December next year that the apocalypse is allegedly going to happen, so you've still got some time
Meaning fap while you got'em.
China is the greatest threat to our planet currently.
Philosopher's Stone = real ARMAGEDDON!
Rivers of blood?
So when will the frogs start raining?
I guess the next will be locust,
"Every firstborn will die"
is probably the final judgement and the end of the nation.
Interestingly, China's one-child policy had made most people abort their first children once they found out that it was a girl.
Akihisa, It's not us who spill blood in the river, right ? We never go to China before, right ?
Yes, if any country is going to be fucked by that, it's China.
Interestingly, China's one-child policy had made most people abort their first children once they found out that it was a girl.
You forgot to mention that inheritance, by law, goes to the male/husband. That's why nobody wants to give birth to females.
"Every firstborn will die"
is probably the final judgement and the end of the nation.
No truer statement especially for China where they have a one child policy, if they haven't aborted/abandoned their firstborn.
Ha! children will die while riding(school buses) or walking on street.
Generally it's every first born male... which would lead to an interesting culture, or an invasion.
Considering their pollution, I fear that day is nigh...
if your firstborn was abandoned and u have another children does it still count as first?
Explosive locust *
mutated frogs, mutant ninja frogs
There was an article about exploding frogs in Germany. I'm afraid to think how it would be in China. Is nuclear winter coming?
The Battletoads are coming!
There are no frogs to rain as they are all eaten.
They already are, but the smog in Beijing is too thick to see them
from the immortal words of the aliens meme guy "ASIANS".
Meh, Canary isles have red rivers every now and then. Sand from Sahara becomes airborn and later follows the rain to the surface, produces red rainwater.
yeah, this isn't caused by something so normal.
it's from all the fucked up chemicals they give to the farmers to use in their fields.
remember the exploding watermelons?
Frogs are extremely sensitive to pollution and endocrine disruptors... so I wonder if they still have them in most towns like this?
Er... didn't they popped out of everywhere rather than raining?
:-)
So why are atheist people said that Bible is just a fairy tale?
We have concrete proof here, river of blood is possible, lol.
It's probably because we know that you can't populate the earth by incest. We also know that only black people could populate the earth. It is possible for them to turn white, the other way around just doesn't work.
Thus we conclude the bible must be a fairy tale.
@2:17
A few parts of the Bible are mystical allegories (Revelations being the prime example), but the majority are not. And the mystical Gnostic texts never made it into the Bible.
@Riiku
Some parts of the Bible advocate killing innocent people and taking their land, some parts advocate the death penalty for sexual "immorality", some parts advocate human sacrifice... and you're criticizing the few parts advocating non-violence!?
Anon 00:57, so you are basically saying 90% of Christians don't even know wtf they are doing. I'm fine with this I guess.
00:57 is wrong though, the Bible was intended by the writers and compilers to be taken as divinely revealed truth, and was proclaimed as such by the Church.
Of course, it's fine to use the Bible as a kind of self-help guide (as long as you cherry pick the good advice and ignore the shockingly awful advice), but that's not what the Bible was "meant to be".
Anyway, why even make that comment in the first place if it's supposedly "unfitting for this site to discuss"?
Anyway believing in the bible is retarded in the first place...
90% of Christians DON'T know what they're doing. Instead of taking the bible for what it is, they come up with their own ideologies outside of the bible and teach their ideology to be the utmost truth and other Christian religions are doomed to hell.
The Bible isn't meant to be read literally, yet all people do so as it is. That's unwise.
The Bible isn't a story that wants to say "HEY, EVERYTHING WRITTEN HERE IS ALL TRUE AND LITERAL AND YOU MUST LISTEN". Only retards (which are the majority, including lots of priests) believe it to be so.
The Bible is rather an un-literal collection of story meant for a kind of guide on achieving moral goodness and spiritual fullfillment, that's it and it's unfitting for this site to discuss, I believe
Missing disclaimer page from the Bible (TM).
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of real person(s) dead or living is purely coincident.
@Gr8Sk8r: You = Living proof that the only thing worse than incest is when the offspring gets internet access.
Yeah.. you can't take the bible literally is exactly what makes it a fairy tale.
SOMEONE IMPLIED THE BIBLE MIGHT BE TRUE! BREAK OUT THE FLIMSY AND CONDESCENDING ARGUMENTS!
Post ends with lol and has a smiley halfway through. Most likely intended as a joke.
Clutching the security blanket pretty hard there.
May I too jump the bible-bashing wagon?
Every book that tells you to stick your face out and receive all the beating and do nothing in return, is written for retards.
"...you can't populate the world by incest..."
I feel the need to defend the bible and further confuse people:
The bible never claimed Adam and Eve were the only people on the planet. In fact, when Cain (the older son) is exiled for killing his brother Abel (the younger son, and the only other child mentioned at this point) he goes to the land of Nod, and there he finds a WIFE who bears him a son, named Enoch.
Obviously, there is a lot of discussion about the land of Nod, as it confuses the whole "Adam and Eve are the only people on the planet" idea that was going on before Nod is mentioned. Maybe Adam and Eve had already had *tons* of kids. Maybe God decided to make more people for genetic diversity. Maybe people evolved from apes and God "breathed the breath of life into" two of these newly evolved humans, giving them a spirit, or something else, but these "breathed into" humans can breed with the normal sort, so that's what Cain did. I've heard a a discussion on this, and those are some of the arguments I remember.
And obviously, you have the "it's just a story" argument as well.
(However, anon 00:57 -"The Bible isn't meant to be read literally, yet all people do so as it is. That's unwise." Have you actually read the bible at all?? I'll agree that this can be said for the creation story in Genesis, but after that, the old testament is mostly a historical record of the Jews. The New Testament is essentially a collection of letters written by 1st century christian leaders to encourage specific churches with their specific needs. Yes, Revelation probably isn't meant to be interpreted literally, but iirc, the intended readers then would have know that, as it was written in a style they would recognize, and know how to interpret it.)
for those who care:
Genesis 4:16-17
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_Nod
For what it's worth, I'm of the opinion that it really doesn't matter what happened or how it happened, but God did it. For the rest, I'll be sure to ask God the next time I see him.
Finally, please don't think I'm trying to be preachy... I just felt the need to clear up some things when it seems like both sides are just making stuff up...
Now, stop bringing up the bible when you have no idea what you are talking about! I don't come to this site looking to discuss this kind of stuff.
Anon 00:57 makes a point, yet you guys all only vote up comments that has lame jokes containing the word "loli" or "China" and "exploding".
"That's it and it's unfitting for this site to discuss"
You guys exactly proved his points by voting him down. Congratulations, you immature bunch.
Living proof the only thing worse than atheists is Chinese atheists.
The Bible is a collection of mystical allegories.
Most people will never even begin to understand them.