“The 5 Things You Don’t Want To See in His/Her Room”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Dec 13, 2011 18:25 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Collections, Dating, Idol, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships
Japanese in their twenties quizzed on what it is they dread to find in rooms of the opposite sex provide a resounding condemnation of otaku, in the case of women, and gambling chain-smokers, in the case of men…
What women dread in male rooms:
1. Things belonging to a previous girlfriend [28.2%]
2. Moe anime goods and DVDs [27.8%]
3. Cosplay apparel [8.6%]
4. Idol goods and DVDs [5.7%] / Framed pictures of himself [5.7%]
5. Gambling literature [5.4%]
What men dread in female rooms:
1. Cartons of cigarettes [43.5%]
2. Cigars [33.9%]
3. Things belonging to a previous boyfriend [29.1%]
4. Gambling literature [26.2%]
5. Mah-jong paraphernalia
Amongst the men most afflicted by these results there are some rather strained attempts to interpret item number 2 as not including figures, eroge and Comic LO – not that many owners of such items will be entertaining the opposite regularly enough to discover whether this is true.
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Apparently, I have all of those in my room.
Yet every girl that came here liked it.
Hmm. Japan you silly.
Mothers can forgive their sons of almost anything.
You, sir, are awesome.
Mah-jong paraphernalia. I can think of nothing more offensive.
Yes this is rather unexpected... it's only dreadful if it would somehow be associated with the previous item (gambling), isn't it? But then, they should stick to Go instead... ;)
i got a sewing machine in my room, what will they say?
"btw... I could use a new dress (smile)"
"But you're a guy, you don't act like a guy, why aren't you manly?"
Sadly, this is what they are likely to say.
Kanji from Persona 4 would like to have a word with you to talk about the pure manliness of sewing and knitting.
a sewing and knitting thug lol
cigar... wtf
I have never seen a woman smoking cigar.
I have, but only on fetish sites. And it's usually british women. Some cigars smell better than cigarettes thought (and some much worse).
But on the poll, why there is no these:
1. dead body
2. dildos size of horse member
3. girls family (she lives at home)
You forgot home made porn with previous boyfriend/girlfriend. I had a friend who found a CD with "PORN" written on it. He played it, only to see that his girlfriend starred in it with 3 guys and a Great Dane.
@ Anon 01:09 I wonder which was more traumatic for him that his girlfriend is an uber slut or that Scooby stared in a porno vid.
They stayed together. It turned out he had a thing for home made porn. I saw him later starring in one with her. It was their choice of living...
Ps.: One of the 3 guys was her ex.
You didn't watch/read Black Lagoon?
Balalaika ftw!
The poet Alexander Petofi's (1823-1849) wife did smoke cigars, and wore mens pants long before and after they met.
Is this Japan's most popular survey question?
Indeed, we've all seen this before on Sankaku.
But saying "Not This Shit Again" will change nothing.
Another list that just shouts that female want too much out of their boyfriends.
I know, is it so wrong to have pictures of yourself adorn the walls?
They just don't want to compete with attractive (and/or) 2D girls.
1. Things belonging to a previous girlfriend [28.2%]
Actually, they don't want to compete with any other girls at all.
Things belonging to a previous girlfriend, huh..?
"Oh crap, I left my Dolfie waifu's frilly pantsu lying on my desk when I brought my girlfriend to my room!"
What ? You're cheating on your dolfie ?
son i am disappointed!
Item #3: "No, no, baby -- you got it all wrong. Those cosplay outfits aren't for ME to dress up in, they're for YOU to dress up in!"
XXL Kuroneko dress?
@ Anon 06:12 14/12/2011:
Your wish for an XXL male Kuronoko dress is fulfilled here:
http://www.cosplayfu.com/product/Kuroneko+Cosplay+from+Ore+no+Imoto+ga+Konna+ni+Kawaii+Wake+ga+Nai [http://www.cosplayfu.com/product/Kuroneko Cosplay from Ore no Imoto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai]
While I agree with everything, I don't think it's fair to say they ask too much when it comes to keeping stuff from past lovers, and I'm not talking about "that game console that bitch paid for," I mean meaningful stuff that might show they are still emotionally attached. I mean seriously would a man like to be reminded of the guys his girlfriend used to date?
If I found 2 and 3 in a man's room though, I'd invite him to go to an anime convention together :D
No dildos?
Nope... women have dildos. Those are play things for later.
I forgot to add, I mean - you could PLAY with those dildos in / on her.
you know if that room didn't have all the miku in it, it'd be a pretty awesome room. a computer laptop, big screen tv, ps3, ash tray, and is that keys to a BMW next to the laptop?
I dunno... i think it's kind of hot when a woman smokes... comes off as the type of woman who'd be aggressive at night.
Smoking makes a person's breath horrible.
Impossible to kiss, sometimes even sitting near them can be tough.
Some may like it, but the majority... No.
Aggressive Cancer FTW
in male rooms, Moe anime goods and DVDs, what the hell is wrong with that!
It is an otaku room, that's what's wrong.
If you don't know whats wrong with it, you now know the reason why you are alone.
@19:09 alone? what are talking about? i already have a girlfriend, we share the same hobbies that's why for me there is nothing wrong for having those kind of stuffs.. :p
Evidently, women get jealous and feel threatened by 2D girls...
I think I recall women called them something like... Love Minus?
lold at 'framed pictures of himself'.
as a woman I'd be disappointed if I found nothing anime-related in a guys room, although I probably wouldnt bother entering such a room in the first place.
The things I would least like to find in a guys room would be multiple-weeks-old laundry/rubbish, Family Guy DVDs or dead bodies.
Ditto on the cleaning bit, I have nothing against a dude who isn't scared of showing what hobbies he enjoys, but for the love of everything that's good, just be clean and tidy. Not fastidiously, just enough so a person knows you take care of yourself.
I don't know that there are so many girls smokers in japan
Women >>> dread about goods and other girls
Men >>> dread about their vices
Hidoi-desu Aki-kun, Nee-san is not like that.
no sexual diviance allow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc8lZefCeI
no bringing girl over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpE5_-ZP7eA
only Bro-sis incest porn allow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05pXypaYvTw
Pedobear said wonder what do loli don't want you to see in her room.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-w9HKtLEE
This poll makes me sad for Japanese women.
So we don't get let down, we should wear our moe anime on our shirts, that whey they will reject before it starts if it's so important.
Too bad Akihisa, Men are inferior creatures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqc97w0GFQQ
Yeah, you're right, Akihisa !!
Ah... no, you can collect Hideyoshii's goods.
by the way,... It's 500¥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akaIYZM9jf0
The baka team is even more interesting than the post!
Fuck yeah I missed these guys XD Welcome back :D
im surprised no one fears finding corpse of last girlfriend/boyfriend .
Yeah be sure to check that big freezer downstairs before committing yourselves to a relationship.
Or rooms like Yuna's (Mirai Nikki)
It's Y-U-N-O, not Yuna.
Not like it matters she's god already.
I'd pick a fujoshi who is a yaoi novel writer rather than a girl who collects human bodyparts.
''Things belonging to a previous boyfriend/girlfriend''
I guess their bodies are also theirs?
Jeez.
Died of laughter at the whole exchange.
Sooo blow up sex dolls don't count? lol
I see men's fear are mostly Freudian. I mean, the top 2 (and >70% votes) go to 'sticks that go into orifices'? Yeah...
Or more like Men are not keen to be reminded of 'masculine' vices.
That said, "1. Cartons of cigarettes [43.5%]"..... Guys, you do that first before telling us about it. Japanese are seriously addicted to cigarettes overall.