Family Mart has launched a peculiar “blue slime” nikuman (meat dumpling) based on the iconic Dragon Quest monster – prompting much abuse by fans with nothing better to do than play with their food.
Microwaving them has the most objectionable results:
Other efforts are marginally less unpleasant:
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I have to admit, this is surprisingly disgusting for some reason.
disgustingly delicious
Like all fast food in general.
I don't know which is more disgusting, the one with sauce coming out of its eyes or the one that was cut in half D:
The answer is the microwave'd one.
Those really don't look edible. Even the not burned & chopped ones.
Definitely. I have eaten nikuman before, but I don't think I could eat one that resembles the slimes of Dragon Quest. I've always loved them. Looking at a microwaved one made me sick.
That image of the microwaved one will haunt my dreams tonight.
Yeah, it's gross. Nikuman are delicious, but I'd never eat such a blue one.
Sorry to say this, but I can't stand Japanese obsession with how food looks like. For me, food must be genuine and tasty, not good-looking.
You just contradicted yourself.
"Nikuman are delicious, but I'd never eat such a blue one."
"For me, food must be genuine and tasty, not good-looking."
Hypocrite.
Then we all agree that edible food can't look or taste like shit.
well, since they're gonna eat shit anyways (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N6QfuIh0g) at least it has to be good looking shit
Yeah, it really is...
I mean, I'm all for beating up monsters and such, but carving up a cute thing like that is like carving up Pikachu...
Dragon Quest must be pretty hardcore...
They may not look like much now, but in a few months a slime embryo will mature into a fully-developed slime girl, ready to satisfy her master's desires with new realms of pleasure...
...of course, that won't happen if you eat it.
But which type of slime girl are you gettin'?
http://hentaimate.com/gallery/albums/618/monster-girl-encylopedia/picture-177.html
http://hentaimate.com/gallery/albums/618/monster-girl-encylopedia/picture-100.html
http://hentaimate.com/gallery/albums/618/monster-girl-encylopedia/picture-111.html
http://hentaimate.com/gallery/albums/618/monster-girl-encylopedia/picture-167.html
u forgot 'mah-waifu' slime
http://hentaimate.com/gallery/albums/618/monster-girl-encylopedia/picture-162.html
There are also Red Slime and Sea Slime:
http://hentaimate.com/gallery/albums/618/monster-girl-encylopedia/picture-168.html
http://hentaimate.com/gallery/albums/618/monster-girl-encylopedia/picture-175.html
They need to be fed semen.
I don't see a problem with that.
and this one might go be recruited by The Annoying Orange crew
I want to eat the metal ones.
They give the most exp and gold!
I'm rather hungry, so make that a Medley.
They give jack shit in gold dude, go for a gemslime if that's what you want.
It's odd that they don't spew out gold and items when carved up...I thought all slimes were like that.
...Well, unless you get that random partially dissolved boot...
how is it blue? food coloring? i can't help but think that eating that much food coloring isn't good for you.
and you still drinking soda anyway
I learned the hard way to avoid food with tons of food coloring after eating almost half a bag of Christmas Oreo cookies.
Aaaand that paints a surprisingly unappealing scenario for some reason. I'm afraid to ask the result.
Dude, we're all going to die one day. Not to mention, food coloring is in everything you eat, whether you know it or not.
"Death" is just a fancy word to describe a broken man-machine. Nothing ever truly dies, because there is nothing to be alive. Life and death are just words, a poetic language for something, which for some reason at one moment works and later for the same reason stops working. Few hours ago I've admired death (La Mettrie, You had to fuck up my mind?), now I'm disappointed. I assume machine needs a proper fuel to work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iknv8_3fhHY&feature=related [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iknv8_3fhHY&feature=related]
How can my food be this cute?
Now they just need to get three of them, green red and blue, stack them, and have their own Slime Stack! Then have some dude in a slime stack costume dancing around the store!
Damnit, it'd sell itself!
Didn't their parents ever told them not to play with food >_<
I wonder if it sold well because people enjoyed eating them or because people bought them to do weird things to them and take pictures.
Oww.. my stomach...
Hah! For some reason I couldn't stop laughing at how messed these little meat buns are. I'd take these over a Big Mac any day, at least have some fun while poisoning myself with terrible food.
Stop it, you're making me hungry.
In fact, I should bake Slime cookies.
MAKE A YUKKURI VERSION DAMN IT
My thoughts exactly, fellow abyuser.
i just puked my keyboard!
Torturing Slimes?
Cruel and unusual punishment in the food chain. PETA will most definitely protest!
8 is just great.
At first it was disgusting then as I scrolled down it seemed like yukkuris. Then it became hilariously fun.
its looks un appetizing without the guro, shit looks like playdo
Glad I ate BEFORE I saw this. Eeeeewwwww!
i CANT eat something that has eyes on it
Am I the only one who say the cookie monster at 15?
Slime is slime, give me jelly version instead :)
Am I the only one who loves gimmicky foods like this? I love it when my food masquerades as something else.
...by the way, nikuman is a meat bun, not dumpling.
They do look rather unappetizing.
I would not eat these and instead would use them for target practice or as ammo in a potato cannon.
So long as you don't end up in a situation like Mythbusters just found themselves in...