China Menaced by Exploding Explosives Trucks


The explosion of a pair of trucks carrying 70 tons of explosives has devastated everything within 3km of the blast, causing hundreds of casualties.

The explosion occurred at 11AM at Guizhou province, when a pair of trucks loaded with 70 tons of explosives spontaneously exploded whilst undergoing maintenance at a repair facility.

Heavy damage to most buildings within 3km of the epicentre was reported, and locals report strange chemical smells. A toll gate adjoining the site of the explosion was all but obliterated.

At least 7 people were confirmed dead, and over 200 have been hospitalised.


The precise cause is not known, but it seems likely making repairs on trucks still loaded high with gunpowder may have had something to do with it.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:30 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    7 confirmed dead is Chinese for 700 actual fatalities

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    Comment by Heigen
    14:49 03/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Damn, they are sure having a blast there.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Don't forget recent BABALITY.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:24 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    China - no need to worry about terrorists; gross incompetence will cull the population on it's own.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:17 02/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    shame no one taped it. it would be good footage for trutv world's dumbest or most shocking

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:02 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Someone did tape it. Unfortunately, his camera exploded when he went to rewind it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:47 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Brilliant. You win the internet. :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:53 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, oh my side hurts...

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    Comment by Kubo Toshimitsu
    11:26 02/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Comparing the size of crater and the people's size, it truly would be a great footage. But all the cameramen would have died along the explosion, if any.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 02/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    But at least in an explosions factory, there should be at least a CCTV or something right?

    Oh, wait, forget it. Knowing it's China, it'll explode along with the trucks anyway.

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    Comment by cats2
    14:12 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah, I'm kind of disappointed, LiveLeak and the like usually has this shit as it happens.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:19 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    China probably wouldn't even notice if they were attacked by terrorists...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Terrorists don't need to attack China. They attack themselves

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:48 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The call who oppose the government terrorist and send in the tank, line them up and shoot them down if necessary.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:47 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm surprised this even made the news. China had a rocket from their space program crash and wipe out an entire village, but that never made the news.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:24 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    when??? where did you read that?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:30 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow. found two such incidents:
    When a Long March 2E exploded in 1995, debris killed six and injured 23 in a village five miles downrange.
    On February 15, 1996 a fatal accident occurred when the first new Long March 3B heavy carrier rocket carrying Intelsat 708 veered off course 22 seconds after launch, crashing 1200 meters away from the launch pad in a nearby mountain village and destroying 80 houses, according to the official count, and 6 died ,56 injured.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:20 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow, 1996, 6 died, 56 injured

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 04/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ofcourse, there was nothing left to report.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:01 05/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least you half expect a truck (or two) full of explosives to go pop; more so than watermelons at least...

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    Comment by Ishihara Shintaro
    11:14 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I can't beleive that we even ever bothered to invade them. What the hell were we thinking?

    Avatar of Notto Disu Shitto Agen
    12:01 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Dicks through paper doors", for starters.

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    Comment by Kiljoy616
    06:19 20/06/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan was not think reason they got their ass handed to them.

    If they had thought and not follow superstitious sun gods (emperor) who knows how it would have turned out.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:22 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not your fault, sir. It's not your fault.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:05 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Although not Ishihara's fault, it is the Japs fault that China is how it is today ironically. When they went on a massacre and rape spree, they inevitably wiped out the forces opposing the commies. With them gone the commies took over and well...self applied capitalism to its extreme led to what we have that is China today.

    They go where there is to be profit, forsaking everything else. As much as some idiots here would like you to believe (Aswell as China's government), China ain't no 1st world. Not by a long shot when the class difference is so huge and divided.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Yeah your big mistake is attacking the US pearl harbor. You should have concentrate your attack on China if you successfully invaded China then you're not an Island Nation that are filled with Flood, Earthquake and Tsunami.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:37 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    America deserved it, Pearl Harbor is a lame name that would've still met its fate anyway, why not Emerald Harbor?

    Emerald > Pearl

    As always Americans make the dumbest names on the market, even in history *facepalm*

    Comment by Anonymous

    Fuck you america will die buddy and china is gonna rape you not only china but teh middle east you invaded and russia will back up china so eventually you will pay for droping 2 nukes on japan.. karma ftw

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:48 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    russians hate china lot more than they do hate america .

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You sir are completely wrong there buddy buddy and why not? there neighbors.. trust me there gonna unite if we ever have a WW3

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:05 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Guess chinese didn't like Sora no Woto. Why else would they forbid trumpet playing in 002? :/

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:59 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I interpreted it as "No marching bands allowed", and the people in white coats a marching band who had their instruments confiscated.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Cuz it might cause a landslide from the cliff behind the sign? >_>

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:18 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it means no honking, that's the only thing I came by that made sense though uh..

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    05:47 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    China, making Wile E Coyote look like an hazmat handling expert.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:12 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Oh, so true.
    And they manage to do that without buying stuff from ACME.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:29 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Who do you think make the defective products. ;)

    ACME = Ancient Chinese Mining and Explosive

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:09 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its Chinese government secret policy to reduce their population

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Note to self: China may actually not be as formidable a foe as the media lets on.

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    Comment by HouseLife
    14:36 02/11/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    ...Anyone else just get the feeling all the people in labcoats in that picture were just random people the government handed labcoats to and said "Look official for the cameras."

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    more amazing is that China doesn't seem to need a nuclear power since it can randomly explodes itself everywhere and anywhere on its own country.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:28 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This time it WAS actual explosives...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:13 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It may be a conspiracy! First exploding chairs, then exploding PCs, now exploding trucks! They're jumping up the scale with explosions, so it may be a terrorist plot by the Chinese government so when they export their cars to other countries it will explode spontaneously while the driver drives it. Then no more IEDs but CED: Chinese Explosive Device.

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    13:08 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Funny thing is just a couple of weeks ago, I saw a special article in a local newspaper about China becoming the next pursuer of science and technology of the world..

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:39 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't be so quick to judge - if just about everything in China is massively explosive, just imagine what the actual explosives are like.

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    Comment by The Kiss
    07:38 02/11/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Oh, so true.
    And they don't even want to kill that Roadrunner bird thing.

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    Comment by Gradius
    13:01 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Impressive, but I just cannot believe ONLY 7 died!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:32 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Makes it clear that the Chinese as a race are evolving a natural resistance to explosive trauma.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:19 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    what you don't know? Acme products are made in china

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:07 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    what would have been more ironic if this was a report on chinese explosive that WEREN'T exploding considering everything else in china does

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:48 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Just nature's little way of handling huge populations, I guess. I wonder if the ones that make it to AMERICA See Wile E Coyote and are somehow reminded of their country?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:23 03/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nature sure is a fickle mistress then for culling.

    China - *Explodes* and "Fuck quality, make money"
    USA - Obesity and Sublime Ignorance.
    Japan - Pathetic Male Virgins/2ch and Gold Digging Whores
    Russia - Vodka and Self Inflicted Death Under Influence of Vodka
    Australia - Anything That Moves

    At least Sweden doesn't seem so bad. Unless someone can enlighten me?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 12/05/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sweden = death by 3rd-World immigrant gangrape and/or murder.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:37 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i love how most of the people doesnt give a Fck and just walks it off like a boss.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    o china, you blow me away!

    Comment by Dark Mage
    09:25 02/11/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That or Al Qaeda has found a new special friend in China.

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