Non-fans of top otaxploitation idol group AKB48 are aghast at their latest money-making venture: AKBaby, which allows their notoriously creepy fanbase to have babies with the group’s members in exchange for a monthly subscription – much like regular parenthood, in fact…
A ¥1,480 subscription gives fans membership on AKB48’s official site, and access to AKBaby, a freakish application which allows fans to merge their personal photograph with that of one of the idols to create the hypothetical spawn of their unlikely coupling:
“Won’t you make a baby with me? On the net.“
Quite a few seem to be of the opinion that the idols and their promoters are at least as creepy as their fans:
“This is messed up!”
“Crazy!”
“How did they think of some like this…”
“Madness!”
“This is gross.”
“Disgusting!”
“Your pictures…”
“I like AKB but this is…”
What is the point of this?”
“Isn’t that baby sucking her breast?”
“This is utterly horrible.”
“Total mega-madness.”
“They’re actually doing it…”
“No way.”
“Japan is just getting started.”
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oh god wtf are they thinking?
Akimoto: "OH GOD OH GOD I JUST CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT PLAN TO MAKE MONEY AGAIN!"
Staff: "What's that, o mighty lord of cash generation?"
Akimoto: "Virtual. Fucking. Babies."
Staff: "Holy shit, you're a genius!"
more like
Staff: that is fuckin retarded
Akimoto: point to otaku
Staff: o yeahh
50 years after.....AKB and a funeral.
no akb funeral is once they hit near age 25 you consider dead as an idol, thats why they cycle in younger girl and graduate older one
@19:41 -> Sorry to burst your bubble, but what you said doesn't always apply in AKB, prime example:
Shinoda Mariko
- Age 25 and still a member of AKB48 + she is still ranked 4th in the AKB General Election 2011.
Oh and, most of the popular AKB members (such as Yuko and Maeda, the 2 most popular members in the entire AKB)in the band are already nearing 25, and yet they're still ranked in the fan elections of 2011.
And as a further note: Some members over 25 are also transfered to SDN48, which is purely made of members over 20.
Wow... just... wow
As a loyal AKB fan, this is pretty fucked up in my books. It's just asking for AKB fans to be ridiculed and ostracised like other idol fans in the past (eg morning musume). AKB48 is extremely mainstream at the moment (their last two singles have sold over a million copies on the first day, which is better than any other release EVER), but this could easily put off the tons of mainstream female fans they have (who are already not really fans of AKB's otaku fans)... :/
LOLWTFBBQ
the possibilities could be hilarious ... lol weird but funny
Crazy, ridiculous ideas to get creepy segments of the fanbase? What a peaceful, normal day.
50,000 yen - naked photos of her
100,000 yen - internet sex with her
1,000,000 yen - love hotel with her
10,000,000 yen - star in a porno with her
1 oku en - marry her
Keep dreaming... more like 20 million yen =5500 copy of the same single naked photo try 1 million dollar
At first, I thought this would be just another Sankaku trolling by its title. But O_O
Marketing. Anything will do. ( ´∀`)
Creepy Fanbase. Falls for it everytime.
Society calls Otaku creepy sickos/perverts....
And then self proclaimed 'crazy' Otaku acts accordingly...
right!
Hideyoshi Picture can always sold out even not marketing.
And Yoshii-kun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akaIYZM9jf0
I guess now AKB fans wouldn't be surprised if one of the members will make a baby with someone. Didn't they have that virgin look going on? And aren't they under age? And what's with the breast feeding?
Nearly all the popular girls in AKB aren't under age.
Age is nothing but a number.
some asian countries age is very imporant. first thing asked when you meet is their age for honorics and such, very much built into the culture.
and as far as akb... they are a bit older of the 48 groups (beside sdn which is disbanding) since they've been around since like 2006 or so, newer girls debut around age 11-12 yo.
The jail time you'll get for tappin' that underage keg is just a number too.
@1:24 Only if you get caught.
ur creepy
yes Yoshiikunnuts sucks
Everytime AKB does something it makes me think that Ishihara only seems to see/hear of these type of otaku that buy into this shit.
Lol, implying that anime otakus are better :p
It's 2011. You can sell ANYTHING.
Marketing? It's pure exploitation!
Shit like this will never pass in any other country. What kind of sick fuck in their Jimusho thought of this?!
So, what are they charging to make a real baby with one of these girls? ;-)
I have nothing else to say and do except posting down this link:
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/02/09/demotivational-posters-oh-dear-god-kill-it/
This is your face if its your precious 2D lolis getting this application:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/PrimitiveScrewhead1973/NOW-THIS-I-CAN-FAP-TO.jpg
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
YAY XD more material for the AKB anime, imagine this, first they can show the idol that made herself a porn star and now, we can see all this idols fucking their fans and having their babies too xD priceless... not! seriously, what's up with them? 0.o
No... just, please, no.
Yes....just, god, YES.
"Virtual" babies from "virtual" cum?
They took that ghetto conan o brien 'what would their baby look like' skit... and those otaku really eat this up? I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't deranged lunatics.
And yet when the anime industry decides to do the same thing with popular anime females, you'll all jump at it like people who havn't eaten in years.
What the hell.. are they really serious in doing this?
i have no words for this....
Wow, they're smart for marketing this to the legions of desperate AKB48 otaku. It's probably right up their alley.
LOL Only in JAPAN!
Anyone else just COMPLETELY misread that and think it was about them offering to HAVE their fan kids?
Me, at first. Until I scrolled down...
You never get what you expect on SanCom
Not really, sometimes a real thing appears.
I like that word; otaxploitation.
yeah, there should be a new B movie genre where we see poor Otakus
exploited, then again who would pay to see a movie of everyday life, at leas for most people.
People who watched it will be otaxploited.
True, true!
400 babies!!! From... Kenyans!!!
You sure that's not POWERTHIRST in that tit there, lady? Maybe in that Rocket-Gun-shaped baby bottle? Because I wouldn't want my kid deported back to KENYA because he's as fast as KENYANS when he runs as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS from KENYA!!!!
God yes.
damn that what I thought, they were promoting AKB members as surrogate "idol" mothers.... lol
I misread that as well and got my hopes up.
Me too, thought about having sex with them.
Bangarama
Nope. That's exactly what the headline said, so you didn't misread anything. It was just misrepresented to make us go "WHA?!"
Same here until I read it but it is still creepy though now with big brother connotations.