An article giving the “9 reasons” men end up thinking the girl they have their eye on has the hots for them too has lately been the subject of much soul-searching reflection on the more desolate and lovelorn parts of 2ch.
Nothing is quite as pleasing as the moment you realise the person you had your eye on feels the same way about you as you do about them.
We surveyed our male readers about what caused them to think their love was mutual rather than unrequited.
1. She meets your eye a lot
2. She makes a happy face when you meet
3. Your mail exchanges get quite intense
4. She calls you by a special name
5. She asks if there is someone you like
6. People around you point you out as a promising pair
7. She makes efforts to be alone with you
8. She avoids breaking off long conversations, and talks with you as long as possible
9. Her friends scout you out by asking what you think of her
The 2ch version of “mutual love” is rather different in character:
“The third time you meet is mutual love, isn’t it?”
“For people like us, a girl sitting next to you on a bus is liable to be mistaken as being interested in you.”
“I fell for and confessed my love to a girl who met my eye and shook my hand. She told me she had a boyfriend and refused. Die!”
“If girls come and talk to you you really think they have fallen for you, don’t you?”
“She called me by my first name, so I called her with her first name, and she made a ‘haa?’ face. Die, me.”
“When they meet your eyes, you do get the impression they want your kids, don’t you?”
“I made so many mistakes in this area. I’d rather just be a virgin forever now.”
“When I’m alone in the reference room with a girl and they rush to finish their work and hurry out, is it because they feel danger or because they are interested in me?”
“I kept sending a girl mails for 2 weeks but she made virtually no response. I finally got a response!
‘Look, I’m sorry, but could you please stop sending me mails?
Very creepy. Give it a rest, please.’
I was surprised, I didn’t expect this. Who wouldhave thought she’d use a vertically hidden message!”
[In Japanese, the message is two lines and the first character of the first line is ‘su’ and that of the second is ‘ki’]
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Alright!!! All the girls around me do all 9 things to me all the time!
...in eroge.
*pats Admiral Actar* Is okay, you'll find someone who isn't a trap one of these days. :D
Hey, be realist!
And im fine with eroge gals. 3d sucks.
Yeah, be realistic and only love fictional women.
Or be realistic and worship the mighty anon.
Dude, you need to get out more!
Lol... :3
I too only have a bunch of 2d waifus.
well
5. She asks if there is someone you like
7. She makes efforts to be alone with you
these are the most important ones.
totally
not really
meh, one for me was just talked to me allot, she than confessed to me a year later, and i turned her down, not because she was ugly or bad or anything like that, but she honestly deserved someone better than me
Everyone deserves someone better than you.
im 23, have no job, slightly overweight, live with parents, and have no real hope for the future... yea, anyone i like deserves better than me, and one i dont like i wouldnt want to be with... god im fucked.
Wrong. She's not 100% into you unless you can get her pants off.
I know it is true love when the girl I like confides in me one of the following:
1) she is from another planet.
2) her different color eyes are natural
3) she is an oni princess who needs a human fiance
4) she needs my blood (or some other body fluid) to stay alive
5) she is a secret operative from a rebel force bent on destroying our overlords. Do I want to help?
6) she informs me that I have a special power that only she can unleash
7) she can change into a skimpy yet frilly outfit just by spinning in a circle
Or any combination of the above. :)
8)she was born with a penis >_=
good one :)
9) she is a NekoGirl :)
10) Her penis has a vagina
Oh great. Now you've done it.
1) Loli
2) Loli
3) Loli
4) Loli
5) Loli
6) Loli
7) Tsundere Loli
Explanation:
1: She's staring at you because you constantly take glances of her.
2: It's only manners to smile when you meet someone.
3: I don't know wtf this is.
4: Because she finds you similar to a pet or child.
5: She's helping a friend to hook up.
6: She's actually annoyed by those comments.
7: She likes to console her issues with you. Probably about her real relationship.
8: Silence in between conversations feels awkward, especially with someone you're not close with.
9: They're helping her to hook up. It's not necessarily because she likes you.
Though on another hand, it could be that she really likes you. It really depends on context.
1) Ink
2) Ink
3) Ink
4) Ink
5) Ink
6) Ink
7) Sumi
I totally agree with you.
1) Nino (Arakawa)
2) Hagesawa Kobato (Haganai)
3) Lum Invader (Urusei Yatsure)
4) Lotte (Lotte no Omocha)
5) Yuzuriha Inori (Guilty Crown)
6) Aiba Ruri (Sacred Seven)
7) Harune Aira (Pretty Rhythm: Aurora)
...Hmmm I see your point.
They're all lovely girls indeed.
Lum didn't need an earthling. She just happened to fall for the most lecherous men in the universe, Moroboshi Ataru.
But yeah, she's also the only oni-princess I know.
there is a manga called oni-hime and its about a princess that...is an oni....and .......she end with a human
Get a life, Dude.
I guess you ain't gettin' any.
8) She is hungry and uses you to get fed.
Welcome to Solo Regiment!
A woman does something that from an average person's perspective is completely normal. A socially inept person however thinks it must be love so he tries to pursue it and winds up getting his heart broken. What is the correct path to take from this?
1. The woman was obviously a whore, trying to mislead me and trample on my feelings. I should start insulting every woman I meet.
2. Take a step back, realize my ability to perceive how human interaction works is flawed to hell, and try to improve myself so that I don't make an ass of myself next time.
Sadly they will rarely admit that they were the one who fucked up so the cycle continues...
You're not taking into account the Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor. It's why every girl I ask out already has a Boyfriend. Taht's why I developed my noviophobia and keep getting my Heart Level shattered down to 10%.
Regardless of being an anime lover or not, your rule you talk about is oh so very true...it seems that women immediately use that as a cheap way to ward guys off, regardless if they have a boyfriend or not.
I truly despise women in general as a result. Even though we "need" em? HA~!
That's ok I truly despise men 'in general' because they all make dumb comments like this.
LOOK MA I CAN MAKE DUMBASS GENERALIZATIONS TOO!
If you have the capacity to despise someone just because they are being stupid on the internet you are a sad creature, anon.
I don't know why but I really like to try to steal girl from other guys, and have succeeded at least three times. If they are happier with you then why should you feel bad?
The fact that you did it thrice suggests to me that it didn't last overlong.
The IHB-factor is based on an illusion which makes your post irrelevant.
What is it?
You sound about as ignorant towards the opposite sex as the people you're berating.
How about we remain celibate, and direct all your stupid libido energy into something more productive like work tirelessly for your beloved homeland.
only in japan
Only in your head Troll.
ONLY IN YO FACE.
Just because one of our fair and pure Japanese maidens unsuccessfully avoids making eye contact with you, does not mean that she is yours for the taking!
Do it the traditional way like I did, by getting lots of influence and money and then woo her with material goods and promises of power.
And by sticking your dick through a paper Door right?
Don't forget to throw a book at it.
When she throws a book at your dick it means she's a tsundere and really likes you?
books as in manga? doujinshi? or a erotic novel?
Let's make that a Dicktionary shall we?
or better, a phone book
Aww, you two broke the chain of awesome. lol
I still vote that all otaku go to his house and do this to him until he shuts up.
The dick part or the book part? Maybe both?
Your technique can take a long time and requires effort and skill.
I prefer getting together with several other losers, kidnapping a girl, tying her up and all raping her repeatedly, ejaculating all over her face and body. We then take pictures of her being raped with our cellphones and threaten to publish them if she makes trouble.
This works really well. I tried it with my sister and it went without a hitch.
wow dude. you`re watching too much hentai. seriously.
will see he is a fan of the books of the Ishihara!!
The tail wagging ( Inukami )
And a tentacle in my pocket or am I glad to see you :P
Dude you gotta learn the difference between trolling and just plain fucked up.
As messed up as the comment is, it is indeed a reference to Ishihara's writings. Up-voting for relevance.
You are a fucking hero if that is true.
Cheers mate.
Sorry I won't be joining you then since I can't stand 3D Pig Disgusting.
Who the **** is this........
Damn, I just realized all 9 means nothing to 99% of the harem main characters, even 2channel can know better.
HAHA! OMG this made my day!
And show your concern for her wellbeing by burning all of her anime and manga.
Hey,ishihara?
right i can assume that you are some fat shit sitting on his chair fabbing to sick hentai testicle rape
Bitches and whores method.
99% success rate.
Yea right. we are not buying that nonsense about wooing a girl with goods and promising them power. It is not the way to win a girl's heart.