An article giving the “9 reasons” men end up thinking the girl they have their eye on has the hots for them too has lately been the subject of much soul-searching reflection on the more desolate and lovelorn parts of 2ch.
Nothing is quite as pleasing as the moment you realise the person you had your eye on feels the same way about you as you do about them.
We surveyed our male readers about what caused them to think their love was mutual rather than unrequited.
1. She meets your eye a lot
2. She makes a happy face when you meet
3. Your mail exchanges get quite intense
4. She calls you by a special name
5. She asks if there is someone you like
6. People around you point you out as a promising pair
7. She makes efforts to be alone with you
8. She avoids breaking off long conversations, and talks with you as long as possible
9. Her friends scout you out by asking what you think of her
The 2ch version of “mutual love” is rather different in character:
“The third time you meet is mutual love, isn’t it?”
“For people like us, a girl sitting next to you on a bus is liable to be mistaken as being interested in you.”
“I fell for and confessed my love to a girl who met my eye and shook my hand. She told me she had a boyfriend and refused. Die!”
“If girls come and talk to you you really think they have fallen for you, don’t you?”
“She called me by my first name, so I called her with her first name, and she made a ‘haa?’ face. Die, me.”
“When they meet your eyes, you do get the impression they want your kids, don’t you?”
“I made so many mistakes in this area. I’d rather just be a virgin forever now.”
“When I’m alone in the reference room with a girl and they rush to finish their work and hurry out, is it because they feel danger or because they are interested in me?”
“I kept sending a girl mails for 2 weeks but she made virtually no response. I finally got a response!
‘Look, I’m sorry, but could you please stop sending me mails?
Very creepy. Give it a rest, please.’
I was surprised, I didn’t expect this. Who wouldhave thought she’d use a vertically hidden message!”
[In Japanese, the message is two lines and the first character of the first line is ‘su’ and that of the second is ‘ki’]
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4. She calls you by a special name
Does "creepy otaku" count?
Only applies to Keima Katsuragi.
And on the name of Ishihara, Yoshii-kun and Megidola has to be the two best SanCom users there is.
Have to agree with that.
Sorry I don't agree with that.
Anonymous are always the best SanCom users.
Tripfags tend to get predictable after a while.
Everyone knows that even God goes anon after a while, so your comment is invalid.
darkrockslizer gets my vote
hahahahahahaha that made my night lololololol
Yep... Seriously, these guys need to get laid. Spend $100 in a whore house, get it done. Hating Seiyuu that are (GASP!) having sex/married/BF is sad.
Then at the same time... watching Anime porn...
~Nishishi
Guess it does. How tsundere of them.
I'm a straight dude and I got men making eyes contact with me all the time. That is bad isn't it
Depends.
Are you in prison currently.
Internet access in prison. How luxurious.
su ki (suki) so sad!
It happens.
in some prisons its actually only normal to have atleast one tv and one pc with internet connection in every cell.
Hideyoshi? Is that you?
Men do that as a sign of trust. Women do that as a sign of lust.
Just because one of our fair and pure Japanese maidens unsuccessfully avoids making eye contact with you, does not mean that she is yours for the taking!
Do it the traditional way like I did, by getting lots of influence and money and then woo her with material goods and promises of power.
And by sticking your dick through a paper Door right?
When she throws a book at your dick it means she's a tsundere and really likes you?
Let's make that a Dicktionary shall we?
Aww, you two broke the chain of awesome. lol
or better, a phone book
books as in manga? doujinshi? or a erotic novel?
Don't forget to throw a book at it.
I still vote that all otaku go to his house and do this to him until he shuts up.
The dick part or the book part? Maybe both?
HAHA! OMG this made my day!
And show your concern for her wellbeing by burning all of her anime and manga.
Hey,ishihara?
Bitches and whores method.
99% success rate.
right i can assume that you are some fat shit sitting on his chair fabbing to sick hentai testicle rape
Who the **** is this........
Damn, I just realized all 9 means nothing to 99% of the harem main characters, even 2channel can know better.
Your technique can take a long time and requires effort and skill.
I prefer getting together with several other losers, kidnapping a girl, tying her up and all raping her repeatedly, ejaculating all over her face and body. We then take pictures of her being raped with our cellphones and threaten to publish them if she makes trouble.
This works really well. I tried it with my sister and it went without a hitch.
wow dude. you`re watching too much hentai. seriously.
will see he is a fan of the books of the Ishihara!!
The tail wagging ( Inukami )
And a tentacle in my pocket or am I glad to see you :P
Dude you gotta learn the difference between trolling and just plain fucked up.
As messed up as the comment is, it is indeed a reference to Ishihara's writings. Up-voting for relevance.
Sorry I won't be joining you then since I can't stand 3D Pig Disgusting.
You are a fucking hero if that is true.
Cheers mate.
Yea right. we are not buying that nonsense about wooing a girl with goods and promising them power. It is not the way to win a girl's heart.
well
5. She asks if there is someone you like
7. She makes efforts to be alone with you
these are the most important ones.
totally
Wrong. She's not 100% into you unless you can get her pants off.
meh, one for me was just talked to me allot, she than confessed to me a year later, and i turned her down, not because she was ugly or bad or anything like that, but she honestly deserved someone better than me
Everyone deserves someone better than you.
im 23, have no job, slightly overweight, live with parents, and have no real hope for the future... yea, anyone i like deserves better than me, and one i dont like i wouldnt want to be with... god im fucked.
not really
I know it is true love when the girl I like confides in me one of the following:
1) she is from another planet.
2) her different color eyes are natural
3) she is an oni princess who needs a human fiance
4) she needs my blood (or some other body fluid) to stay alive
5) she is a secret operative from a rebel force bent on destroying our overlords. Do I want to help?
6) she informs me that I have a special power that only she can unleash
7) she can change into a skimpy yet frilly outfit just by spinning in a circle
Or any combination of the above. :)
1) Loli
2) Loli
3) Loli
4) Loli
5) Loli
6) Loli
7) Tsundere Loli
Explanation:
1: She's staring at you because you constantly take glances of her.
2: It's only manners to smile when you meet someone.
3: I don't know wtf this is.
4: Because she finds you similar to a pet or child.
5: She's helping a friend to hook up.
6: She's actually annoyed by those comments.
7: She likes to console her issues with you. Probably about her real relationship.
8: Silence in between conversations feels awkward, especially with someone you're not close with.
9: They're helping her to hook up. It's not necessarily because she likes you.
Though on another hand, it could be that she really likes you. It really depends on context.
1) Ink
2) Ink
3) Ink
4) Ink
5) Ink
6) Ink
7) Sumi
I totally agree with you.
I guess you ain't gettin' any.
8) She is hungry and uses you to get fed.
1) Nino (Arakawa)
2) Hagesawa Kobato (Haganai)
3) Lum Invader (Urusei Yatsure)
4) Lotte (Lotte no Omocha)
5) Yuzuriha Inori (Guilty Crown)
6) Aiba Ruri (Sacred Seven)
7) Harune Aira (Pretty Rhythm: Aurora)
...Hmmm I see your point.
They're all lovely girls indeed.
Lum didn't need an earthling. She just happened to fall for the most lecherous men in the universe, Moroboshi Ataru.
But yeah, she's also the only oni-princess I know.
there is a manga called oni-hime and its about a princess that...is an oni....and .......she end with a human
Get a life, Dude.
8)she was born with a penis >_=
good one :)
9) she is a NekoGirl :)
Oh great. Now you've done it.
10) Her penis has a vagina