Japanese scientists are uncelebrating the fact that their nation can now claim the dubious distinction of having received an Ig Nobel Prize for 5 years running, having achieved resounding success in everything from teaching amoeba to navigate mazes to novel uses for panda dung.
The Ig Nobel Prize seeks to “honour achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think”; the record of Japanese researchers over the last decade speaks for itself:
2011 – Japan invents the wasabi alarm:
CHEMISTRY PRIZE: Makoto Imai, Naoki Urushihata, Hideki Tanemura, Yukinobu Tajima, Hideaki Goto, Koichiro Mizoguchi and Junichi Murakami of JAPAN, for determining the ideal density of airborne wasabi (pungent horseradish) to awaken sleeping people in case of a fire or other emergency, and for applying this knowledge to invent the wasabi alarm.
REFERENCE: US patent application 2010/0308995 A1. Filing date: Feb 5, 2009.
ATTENDING THE CEREMONY: Makoto Imai, Hideki Tanemura, Yukinobu Tajima, Hideaki Goto, Koichiro Mizoguchi and Junichi Murakami
2010 – Japan teaches their maze-navigating slime mould to design rail networks:
TRANSPORTATION PLANNING PRIZE: Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Atsushi Tero, Seiji Takagi, Tetsu Saigusa, Kentaro Ito, Kenji Yumiki, Ryo Kobayashi of Japan, and Dan Bebber, Mark Fricker of the UK, for using slime mold to determine the optimal routes for railroad tracks.
REFERENCE: “Rules for Biologically Inspired Adaptive Network Design,” Atsushi Tero, Seiji Takagi, Tetsu Saigusa, Kentaro Ito, Dan P. Bebber, Mark D. Fricker, Kenji Yumiki, Ryo Kobayashi, Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Science, Vol. 327. no. 5964, January 22, 2010, pp. 439-42.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Kentaro Ito, Atsushi Tero, Mark Fricker, Dan Bebber [NOTE: THE FOLLOWING ARE CO-WINNERS BOTH THIS YEAR AND IN 2008 when they were awarded an Ig Nobel Prize for demonstrating that slime molds can solve puzzles: Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Ryo Kobayashi, Atsushi Tero]
2009 – Japan unlocks the power panda dung by using it to dissolve kitchen refuse:
BIOLOGY PRIZE: Fumiaki Taguchi, Song Guofu, and Zhang Guanglei of Kitasato University Graduate School of Medical Sciences in Sagamihara, Japan, for demonstrating that kitchen refuse can be reduced more than 90% in mass by using bacteria extracted from the feces of giant pandas.
REFERENCE: “Microbial Treatment of Kitchen Refuse With Enzyme-Producing Thermophilic Bacteria From Giant Panda Feces,” Fumiaki Taguchia, Song Guofua, and Zhang Guanglei, Seibutsu-kogaku Kaishi, vol. 79, no 12, 2001, pp. 463-9. [and abstracted in Journal of Bioscience and Bioengineering, vol. 92, no. 6, 2001, p. 602.]
REFERENCE: “Microbial Treatment of Food-Production Waste with Thermopile Enzyme-Producing Bacterial Flora from a Giant Panda” [in Japanese], Fumiaki Taguchi, Song Guofu, Yasunori Sugai, Hiroyasu Kudo and Akira Koikeda, Journal of the Japan Society of Waste Management Experts, vol. 14, no. 2, 2003, pp. , 76-82.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Fumiaki Taguchi
2008 – Japan teaches the slime mould the secret of maze navigation:
COGNITIVE SCIENCE PRIZE. Toshiyuki Nakagaki of Hokkaido University, Japan, Hiroyasu Yamada of Nagoya, Japan, Ryo Kobayashi of Hiroshima University, Atsushi Tero of Presto JST, Akio Ishiguro of Tohoku University, and Ágotá Tóth of the University of Szeged, Hungary, for discovering that slime molds can solve puzzles.
REFERENCE: “Intelligence: Maze-Solving by an Amoeboid Organism,” Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Hiroyasu Yamada, and Ágota Tóth, Nature, vol. 407, September 2000, p. 470.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Toshiyuki Nakagaki, Ryo Kobayashi, Atsushi Tero
2007 – Japan makes vanilla from cowpats:
CHEMISTRY PRIZE: Mayu Yamamoto of the International Medical Center of Japan, for developing a way to extract vanillin — vanilla fragrance and flavoring — from cow dung.
REFERENCE: “Novel Production Method for Plant Polyphenol from Livestock Excrement Using Subcritical Water Reaction,” Mayu Yamamoto, International Medical Center of Japan.
WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Mayu Yamamoto
PRESS NOTE: Toscanini’s Ice Cream, the finest ice cream shop in Cambridge, Massachusetts, created a new ice cream flavor in honor of Mayu Yamamoto, and introduced it at the Ig Nobel ceremony. The flavor is called “Yum-a-Moto Vanilla Twist.”2006 – Japan discovers nothing of consequence
2005 – Japan learns what Dr. Nakamatsu has been eating for the past 34 years:
NUTRITION: Dr. Yoshiro Nakamats of Tokyo, Japan, for photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting).
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Dr. Yoshiro Nakamats
2004 – Japan is honoured for unleashing karaoke on the world:
PEACE: Daisuke Inoue of Hyogo, Japan, for inventing karaoke, thereby providing an entirely new way for people to learn to tolerate each other.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Daisuke Inoue
2003 – Japan solves the mystery of Kanazawa’s pigeon repellent statue:
CHEMISTRY: Yukio Hirose of Kanazawa University, for his chemical investigation of a bronze statue, in the city of Kanazawa, that fails to attract pigeons.
WHO ATTENDED THE IG NOBEL CEREMONY: Yukio Hirose
2002 – Japan is honoured for granting dogs the ability to speak to humans:
PEACE: Keita Sato, President of Takara Co., Dr. Matsumi Suzuki, President of Japan Acoustic Lab, and Dr. Norio Kogure, Executive Director, Kogure Veterinary Hospital, for promoting peace and harmony between the species by inventing Bow-Lingual, a computer-based automatic dog-to-human language translation device.
Even so, Japan still has some way to go to catch up with the sheer volume of deranged research output by US and UK universities – not that this is likely to be much consolation.









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The slime mold is fucking awesome.
slime mold indeed is pretty interesting.
those things can do some pretty cool stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=bkVhLJLG7ug [http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=bkVhLJLG7ug]
for some reason I read that as john boner.
Anyone else see the stalk and spore portion as a filled condom, blasting off?
2008 – Japan teaches the slime mould the secret of maze navigation
2010 – Japan teaches their maze-navigating slime mould to design rail networks
2014 - Japan creates the first living monster girl from the slime mould. Successfully mass-produced for sale to otaku.
2020 -- Japan's birthrate reaches 0. No children as born as all men opt for slimegirls instead of human women.
2046 -- The first slimegirl to be elected to a political office in japan.
2096 -- The last human in Japan dies. Japan is now exclusively populated by superintelligent slimegirls. The rest of humanity rests precariously in the balance, as abundant slimegirls threaten to wipe out the birthrate worldwide.
I think I lost my appetite.
It's only a matter of time before Hyouin Kyoma gets this prize.
He's a Mad Scientist.
SONOFBITCH
i am never eating anything with vanilla flavouring from japan again.. cow dung, srsly?
no more pocky for you?
Problems, Korea?
Corea claims slime to have originated from Korea. Petitions for renaming of rail-designing slime.
am I the only one who rofled after seeing 'wasabi wasabi wasabi wasabi' on the bg?
This is why I love Japan. They're fucking crazy.
What's with all the animal excrement...?
I'm sure they are researching ways to teach a large octopus or squid to perform a tentacle rape.
The guy on the left is on fire
Look at the Japs in that photo, smiling like the idiots they are.
It's as if they have no idea they had been invited to the ceremony only to be made fun of.
No awards for inventing the CandyGirl love doll and Dakimakura?
1) Japan teaches their maze-navigating slime mould to design rail networks
2) ???
3) PROFIT!
That's, um, awesome. Heated habanero sauce would work too and, in my opinion, would be tastier.
Genius go hand in hand with Insanity !
Look at the space between these two: ><
See it? Ok good, now that right there is EXACTLY how much I understood of this article... because I am SO seriously friggin lost on this... I don't get it at allz..... XD
2004 and 2005 are the only ones that I find truly wacky, with 2002 pulling in at 3rd (depends on if it works or not).
By the way, it's not Ágotá Tóth but Ágota Tóth.
I'm happy that my country is up there with Japan though.
>Japan teaches their maze-navigating slime mould to design rail networks
And we now know what the real problem with those Chinese railways was, they tried to pirate this too.
They should give prizes for lolicon !!!! Or country with the best anime companies
Now i'm suddenly curious about the 2003 discover
2004 – Japan is honoured for unleashing karaoke on the world
Honouring a new method of inflicting torture and brain damage, like a boss.
Who wants Some Vanilla Ice Creeaaammmm?
mmmm... Yummmyyy
Can you make it vanilla milkshake.
Those achievements by Japane beats the only single Ignoble our God-King-Philosopher-Emperor got for Social Engineering by creating "a city in a bottle", and now he's preaching to the Chinese!
Okay. Lol.
I can't believe they actually awarded prizes for some of these research projects let alone someone actually thought they were worth spending grant money on.
The only one even remotely interesting was the finding with slime mold and no they did not teach it anything it already knows how to find the most efficient path.
Most of these such as photographing everything you eat are well just dumb.
Once the Nobel prize was something you had to do something great and world changing to get.
But some of these examples makes it look like something any old crackpot can get.
Maybe they should give this guy in Louisiana who figured out how to make ethanol from kudzu a Nobel prize as it's more useful then most of the research examples in this story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhYux3QIJgo
I can see the tech used to determine the wasabi one being used to create (fire)alarms for the deaf and blind.
IG nobel
Look "Ig Nobel Prize" up on wiki. This is not the Nobel prize you might be thinking of.
Oh I see it is a crackpot prize that parodies the real Nobel prize lol.
Still that Kudzu fuel guy should get one he turned a weed into fuel doesn't get more improbable yet useful then that.
Though the slim mold is not that improbable.
It's a creature with no brain yet it can form efficient transport networks when feeding.
The Panda bacterium also is useful too anything that helps composting is useful esp if it also creates methane.
Nerds designed your computer.
what a nerd.
This just in - Japan still the go-to nation for hilarious craziness. It always has been, and always will be. It isn't a bad thing.
Later - is your family one of the millions storing food in your maze to keep it safe from amoeba? Stay tuned, do we have the story for you!
More news at 11.
These...these are just cool! So, where can I get a wasabi alarm?
F@CK!ng VANILLA my favorite flavor I'll never eat that shit again! LITERARY
most of these, besides the cow dung vanilla are pretty interesting.
sound doesn't wake me from sleep. especially fire alarm, however vibrations, smell, and touch do... and of those, smell is the one that could most likely wake me.
this honestly could save my life... if i cared enough to pay for a fire alarm.
So wasabi = best and most effective smelling salt ever?
Ah well, I'll wait until they invent Wasabi Butter. Yep, I eat my bread with cheese and wasabi, works greater than coffee to stay awake at night.
wasabi wasabi wasabi WASABI!
WAZZAABI!
Every news I read here I will lose faith in Japan
Really unfortunate...
And yet there are people who sticks his dick in China..Rsrsrrs
wasabi alarm is stupid, why not just blast noise from speakers to wake people up in an emergancy... japan invents another useless thing. maybe they should work on building better power plants and emergency systems, etc.
Again, it's mostly for gags. Beside, what if the person's deaf? Wasabi would be really useful then.