So You Want To Sleep With QB…
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Sep 17, 2011 01:05 JST
- Tags: Dakimakura, Mahou Shoujo, Moe, Plushies, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Fans of loveable akuma Kyubey finally get the chance to bed their favourite cuddly incubator – though of course, there is the small matter of the required contract.
As this QB is unfortunately unable to regenerate, extremes of incubator abuse should be avoided.
















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Can you put an onahole in it's anus?
I believe rule 34 can be invoked for this
Something like this [http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/87/sawright.jpg/]...?
Only if you wished for it.
Oh glorious.
1st thing that came to mind when i saw the topic
U are a genious.
by lannando
It's pinata time~!!
Do not play with it.
Kill it.
Kill it with balefire.,
For some reason this makes me think "Longcat: the creepy edition".
....then again, I actually think it's kinda cute.
It looks kinda bigger than in the anime...
I think it's cute. If I had a daughter or a girlfriend I would totally get that for her.
As if I had one.
If you wanted one all you have to do is contract-
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Must.... resist.... want....
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\.. "I'll be your best friend!"
QB punching bag.
I'm quit intrested it! how much for the blue chair??
And where can I buy that chair?
Yea ill sleep with it. Ill be the only one waking up though. BUAHAHHAHA
Wahh, why $140 dollars >.< I'm not sure I'd feel safe sleeping in the same room as this though...
Don't worry, that $140 can be spread over your lifetime. Just sign here...
You can get it from other sites for less anyways... Commin price in japan is converted $90.
i wanna punch it.
$140 for a plushie? There are identical knockoffs in chinatown for $1.40. With that price they're charging, you won't feel guilty buying knockoffs...
These ones don't explode at least.
And aren't stuffed with lead shot.
In China, they stuff trash in their pillows and dolls to cut corners even more.
He'd be stuffed with used condoms.
He isn't stuffed.
He's hollow to the core.
@ Neat Hedgehog 01:29
"And aren't stuffed with lead shot."
No, that'd be awesome!
A hidden weapon which *looks* like a plushie, but *works* like a bludgeon!
Just don't let your sister get hold of it.
Or of course you can order it from sane places like AmiAmi where it's only 80 dollars. That's where I'm getting it from.
I'll rather have the $140 plushie because I am likely to pay more than $1.40 when I buy the Chinese knock-off.
Yeah QB is so cute! <3
Despite how much I'd love to take this out to my buddies back 40 and pump a few shotgun rounds through it, $140 is just too much scratch......
http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/114232__468x_puella-magi-madoka-magica-kyubey-dakimakura-004.jpg
Is that Mami?
It'll make a nice punching bag.
OOh interesting. I already have the cheaper $35 version on pre-order. It's the one that rides on your shoulder.
More like a punching pillow.
If I woke in the middle of the night to see this perched in my bedroom, I'd dive head first through the second story window to get away!
Can I put put it in? (my grief seeds?)
oh, yes.
a new punching bag.
If you go to the official site, it says it's rated for 18 and over.
he dont regenerate, he re-spawn
daaaaw I want one <3
make a contract with him and wish for a plushie of him
or target practice for shooting...
Long QB is LOOOOOOONG!!!
That won't be necessary for me.
Darkrockslizer with a non-Senjougahara avatar.. Gotta go back to bed, I think I'm dreaming......
Not worth it even if I liked the show.
i want to rape QB
Thank god they never made pillow sized poke or digimon. Fucking furries would've gone crazy.
I bought an 18" Pikachu for my cat. They make larger ones.
There are more then enaugh dakimakura of furry characters existing...