“Let’s Moeify The Internet Right!”
- Categories: Manga, News
- Date: Sep 6, 2011 05:18 JST
- Tags: 2ch, Anthropomorphisation, Image Gallery, Korea, Moe, Otaku, Politics, VIP Quality
Concerned about the massive image problems it suffers from being a noisy cesspit of far-right racists, 2ch’s VIP board has decided to design a loveable moe mascot for the Internet right – and so Netuyo-chan was born…
For those not entirely au fait with 2ch’s politics, a brief explanation: 2ch is notorious for harbouring an Internet-only strain of extreme right wing nationalist known as the “Netuyo” (from “net uyoku” – Internet right wing), usually to be seen making racist remarks about Chinese and Koreans whilst denouncing anyone else as being a traitor.
Offline (or even by the rest of 2ch) they are generally regarded as creepy NEETs and hikikomori attempting to compensate for their miserable condition by denigrating others – needless to say, if anyone could benefit from a cutesy moeblob mascot, it is likely they.
The fruits of the “Make Netuyo-chan Moe Project” are visible below; the general consensus appears to be that she should be a one-winged angel wearing either a military uniform or traditional Japanese clothing:
Netuyo-chan being roughed up by evil slant-eyed ascii-art Koreans (less politically correct Japanese depictions of other East Asians usually depict them with narrow eyes, demonstrating that an absent sense of irony is a quality shared by nationalists the world over):
Sayoku-chan (“Leftwing-chan”) dressed in a Korean dress and indignantly proclaiming she is not engaged in any anti-Japanese plotting at all:
None of this seems likely to approach the serendipitous glory of Hinomoto Oniko (whose creators were apparently not all great fans of the Internet right, whatever their scepticism of Chinese attitudes to Japanese)…




















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KFC's 1000 yen Netuyo-chan value meal:
2 lean thighs
2 small breasts
1 right wing
KFC's 1200 yen Sayoku-chan value meal:
2 fat thighs
2 fat breasts
1 left wing
1 slice cheesecake
Original version of joke hear years ago on the radio:
KFC's Hillary Clinton value meal:
2 fat thighs
2 small breasts
1 right wing
Um.. Sir i would like the 1000yen one that included some saucy sauce~
Y-you know, im a little scared after reading your comment then looking at your picture.
( *≖T≖ O ≖T≖*) ~ Delicious!
Loli internet. Me gusta. ( ✧*≖‿≖*)
LOL INTERNET
Me encanta.
Loli internet. Me gusta más. ( ✧*≖‿≖*)
lannando was here ;D
I meni je gusto XD
(´・ω・)つ|・・ DFC
DFC and yet your icon is anything but.
LOL @ Sankaku removing my post. Yes, you just regurgitate any dumb crap 2ch posts. Get more OC in here folks. Butthurt much?
Coming from a blog maintainer who thinks he is really Japanese... I don't think it's possible.
Ill be happy if they just quit posting aya hiranus
IT'S SHIT AND SO ARE MANY OF YOU ANYWAY.
You is also shit for being here as well? :D
why do they care about their image in the first place?
it's just 2ch, noone gives a shit what they think...
at the point that you reply to this post your caring what they think. nice try though idiot.
>your
>call him an idiot
yeah... how about you try that again
At the point that you reply to this post you're caring what they think. Nice try though idiot. :)
no, actually by posting here i simply voice my opinion about this matter which is a different thing than caring what 2ch thinks.
why so butthurt?
Replying to this saying no one cares, does not in fact mean you care. If you are on this site, odds are you look at 99% of the articles here, and when something like this comes up you comment on it. caring has nothing to do with it.
Even if you don't care what they think you can still have your own opinion.
Mind your language noob.
"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck Fuckity Fuckfuckfuck!"
Rightwing-tan's just jealous of Lefty's amazing tits.
none the less they are still losers
I'm a boobs man.
Nice.
"...usually to be seen making racist remarks about Chinese and Koreans whilst denouncing anyone else as being a traitor."
Sounds familiar, wait a second....
She's cute, shame about the personality...
at least it contributes less hard feelings to r4pe
Wonder if she's Sephiroth's love child...?
Dont want mascot for internet.
If other merchandises(XP,Vista,XboX ect..) can but internet...just no...
this Mascot is only for japan.
If you wanna moe up the internet, then it has to be a character that can be for everyone because everyone in the world is on the internet, not just one small group.
This just made my head hurt.
They got 003.jpg backwards. It's Netuyo-chan the one who should be oppressing the other East Asians (and deny they ever committed acts of agression against them).
One winged angel? Really? Fuck.
Only one wing? That's stupidly literal.
I vote Madotsuki.
So in the western society its the left wing democrats who use the internet for the lulz while in japan its the right wing? Me gusta indeed.
Just give them a swastika and be done with it.
да они там совсем ебанулись
MOE!
They got this idea after they watched the EP 224 of Gintama.
Sooooo when they say 2ch is a bunch of far right wingers they mean that these people would support Michelle Bachmann or what?
Ok, now do Hitler.
Everybody saying about the internet right wings made me thinking about some things.
1:"Internet-only strain of extreme right wing nationalist" are nasty. But...What image of "Internet left wing" we have? They agree with Comunism and Socialism than democracy?
and shall the right wing not use the internet to express their political opinion? Can only leftists do it?
2:Being called like "Internet-only strain of extreme right wing nationalist" by only is strange. Why I am not called Integralist or Nazist by just singing the national national anthem in my country?
3:Japanese Left wings refuses to sing the national anthem and hates the actual japanese flag.
So, what kind of change on then they want?
Oh please. Socialism works perfectly well with democracy. Communism doesn't because it will always be transformed into a one-party despotic system.
There's a VERY clear difference between ULTRA and normal tendencies. Ultras are exclusively communists and/or nationlists. whereas the more level-headed people are either socialists,liberals or conservatives with different priorities.
If you take the posts of 2ch as an indicator, most of its denizens are ultra-nationalists. But thats mostly what you can READ there. In reality, it might just be a bunch of idiot hikis trying to sound extreme.
In any event, they are assholes. Simple as that.
The Japanese FOX News group?
Doesn't matter how cute Netuyo-chan is. She's still loud and obnoxious.
One Winged Angel?
Sephiroth is not amused.