Chikan: “I Groped Her To Save Money On My Brothel Bill”


Demonstrating some of the disturbingly inventive thinking and equally disturbing candid honesty Japan’s sex criminals are known for, one chikan has explained that the reason he was caught with his hand up a girl’s skirt was so “I could save money on brothel expenses.”

The 57-year-old Shizuoka man, a deputy editor at a Shizuoka paper of news, was originally found to have travelled all the way to Tokyo to grope the thighs and nether regions of an unfortunate 18-year-old freeter.

She grabbed him by the hand and dragged him to station staff at Ikebukuro station, which led to his arrest on charges of violating Tokyo’s stringent anti-chikan ordinances.

He explained his motivation with some candour:

“I came to Tokyo on the shinkansen to visit the brothels at Ikebukuro, but it was a waste of money so I groped someone instead.”

His boss at the paper felt moved to apologise for employing such a miserly pervert:

“It is most regrettable for one of our reporting staff to accused of such a crime. We will take strict action once the facts become clear.”

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    Avatar of Yoshii-kun
    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    14:48 26/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I came to Japan on the plane to see the girls at Tokyo, but they kept running away so I said "hello" instead.

    Avatar of MK 7 DUDE
    Comment by MK 7 DUDE
    19:43 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Girl: EEEk! He groped me!

    Guy: Non, non, madam, I was simply saying good morning by "caressing" your prize zeigh!

    Girl: WTF? Police!

    Guy: Zis is misunderstanding! Oui, zis is zruly hard world zo live!

    Avatar of Setsuna Toshirou
    Comment by Setsuna Toshirou
    13:40 26/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That pic is so damn sexy xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:37 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ triti

    Avatar of The Kiss
    Comment by The Kiss
    07:36 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can say that again!

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    Comment by papuanewguineapunk
    14:13 26/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Hour at a brothel: Expensive

    Groping chicks on the train: Priceless

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:31 26/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Should of went to those 'health clinics' if he wanted younger girls to play with

    Avatar of HouseLife
    Comment by HouseLife
    15:55 26/08/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    And this is exactly what I was talking about in the previous post. She grabbed him, took him to police, and he admitted it. Simple.

    Everyone's making this sooo damn complicated.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:04 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    anyone know what happens to people in la to get a 98% confession rate?

    can you imagine how much he was threatened, or abused to get that confession? i mean, its so retarded it cant be true.

    its a message. he was forced to confess, and made the most retarded confession he could in hopes people would realize it, and if he didnt confess, well, hate to know what would have happened.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:10 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    make sense

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:21 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's a very serious accusation. Do you have any proof?

    Avatar of HouseLife
    Comment by HouseLife
    05:56 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, that's not that far off. The forced confession is a legitimate tactic, they convince you that you're better off confessing, and if you don't ask for a lawyer, or know that you have that capability, you can get caught up in the moment and be convinced to do many things.

    Many of you can say that that's an oversimplification, but interrogation rooms are named aptly for a reason.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Lol u live in a hilariously deluded world.

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    Comment by Gitami
    06:27 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It can't be helped.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Actually you said that girls should take it as a compliment to get molested and ejaculated, hence the reason no one should listen to what you say because you don't think women are worth anything.

    Avatar of HouseLife
    Comment by HouseLife
    14:28 28/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice retelling of what I actually said, except that it's not what I actually said. Go back and read it again, and the response. Or would you rather be right than correct?

    Comment by Anonymous

    HouseLife wishes he lived in a world where girls were human toilets and would just enjoy getting jizzed on by strangers. Then he'd like them to smile and say "thank you for the compliment." Oh, and he doesn't want anyone to care that they were violated, because he's tired of having to hear victims complain. He's not tired of the chikan, mind you, just the girls who were victimized.

    Avatar of HouseLife
    Comment by HouseLife
    14:35 28/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm tired of it all. But when women try to use it as a means to turn all men into villains, then I stop caring. I don't care who lies, as long as they are lying. The victim becoming the conqueror doesn't beget justice, just more bullshit.

    I'll say the same to you too, go back and read what I said and the response. My worry is for women in general in a society that could go backwards in segregation. A simple person might think the separate carriages as some kind of solution, and not recognize the long-reaching consequences of making it a common practice to once more broaden the gap between the sexes.

    If you want a more simple explanation of what I think: The women only carriages should only be a limited-time alternative as the true issue is dealt with. Men will never stop groping. Ever. If you pretend it will, then you're a fool. It can only be reduced. But how the reduction is accomplished is key. If you segregate men and women and victimize men for the actions of some, then you'll see more men say "Well, I don't care anymore..." and do far worse. You can't treat an innocent like a predator unless you expect to make them one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:45 28/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You really think that the world wasn't like that at one point in time? You really think humanity overpopulated the earth without some nasty business happening? Before proper speech was invented, or even Genghis Khan's track record shows how much we've changed but back then it was every man for himself?

    23:51 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not sure whats up with his logic as court fees generally are not cheap in most parts of the world.

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    Comment by Shiroinoshishi
    13:53 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like how he didn't even try to deny it.

    Comment by PhillB
    14:50 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sneak into women-only carriage: HEAVEN(?)!

    Avatar of Archibald Roach
    Comment by Archibald Roach
    14:15 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sex Offender status: Guilty

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:08 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    At his age maybe he realized he was going to be charged without his side of the story being seriously heard and decided to reply to the false accusation with sarcasm.

    I mean, honestly. Why should we immediately point him out as guilty? That's what the Japanese seem to be doing with these sort of cases, his job might also be fried even if he is innocent, but why should we have any part of the finger pointing?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:22 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They don't have a pedophile sex offender list in Japan. That's a US thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:28 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I just LOL'd.

    But the old fart is truly ugly.

    Avatar of Myballz
    Comment by Myballz
    15:40 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What happens if I grope a woman in a car do I save money on my car Insurance by switching to GEICO?

    Avatar of max
    Comment by max
    07:14 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nope, you gotta go with state farm cause they protect you

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 26/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "She grabbed him by the hand and dragged him to station staff at Ikebukuro station"

    what a weakling

    Avatar of Yourtime
    Comment by Yourtime
    14:08 26/08/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    I grabbed her boob and we were going to make adventures forever >: D

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    14:36 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not impossible if that's Inami Mahiru.. She probably could just send the guy to a nearby police station simply by landing them with a lethal blow from her innocent fist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:55 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    18-year old vs 57-year old.

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    Comment by HouseLife
    15:56 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    01:24 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn those first turn kills!

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    18:39 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds to me like the old man was vulnerable enough to be able to be dragged around like that. Clearly a mental/addiction issue.

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    Comment by kazaza2
    05:33 27/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    He should consider himself lucky. If he did it on a Chinese train he might have wound up with a handful of shit!

    Desk Sergeant "How do you know he did it?
    Arresting Cop "His hands smelled like shit".
    Desk Sergeant "Lock him up"!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:19 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Such logic! I approve!

    Avatar of Naoli
    Comment by Naoli
    23:17 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ah... the real perverts are those geezers~~

    23:49 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    She grabbed and dragged him to the station staff.
    Weak guy or strong girl.

    I guess the lesson here is make she to only grope people you can over power and get away from.
    Maybe he should have stuck to loli's but then one of them may have attached herself to his leg and started biting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the old man had thought the girl would bring him to a nearby hotel to do more, which was not in reality...

    Avatar of Senjou
    Comment by Senjou
    02:34 06/09/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Am I watching an anime?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:31 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Relative to his age she hasn't even been born yet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:40 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, chick's strong enough to drag him by hand (romantic, if you think about it) to the cops, but wouldn't just kick his ass and call it a day? Cause most elsewere in the world, a guy does that, gets slapped across the face, and that's that. You don't call the cops when the thing injured is your pride.

    I know japanese have a different... mentality, when it comes to that, but this is ridiculous.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "She grabbed him by the hand and dragged him to station staff at Ikebukuro station" These men don't resist? They just let themselves get taken by the hand to the station? Surely they could break for it and run, they must be stronger than the chicks they grope...

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    14:37 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh Japan, the land of honest men who can come up with the most ridiculous excuse yet still kinda make sense in certain ways when it comes to sexual assaults.

    Comment by PhillB
    14:52 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    For what is worth.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "She grabbed him by the hand and dragged him to station staff at Ikebukuro station."

    Too bad he didn't run into a mysterious biker in black. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:28 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is so fucking stupid....

    I would just grope any bitch and then run for it, jesus, a 57 year old man isn't strong enough to get himself free from the grips of an 18 year old???

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:34 26/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    This is not your manly kind of man to grope people, you you expect him to free himself from an 18 year old...!? Fat chance.

    Manly man get bitches to touch them not the other way round.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:27 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    But touching them is more fun!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:16 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Manly man get bitches to touch them not the other way round
    So very true.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 27/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whe your that age u would pray for any 18 to girl to grip u.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:15 26/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    'This is so fucking stupid....'

    So how must it turn out to be considered as brilliant?!

    You sound like shit wishing (indirectly) sexual offender to escape justice.

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