Cameras have caught what may be the world’s fastest boob grabber in the act of high-speed fondling, all thanks to his excessive speed.
The grabber was caught in the act on an automatic camera system in operation in China’s Sichuan province, travelling at 92km/h on an 80km/h stretch of road.
For reasons that can only be hoped will remain obscure, the image was leaked online and Chinese Internet denizens began one of their infamous manhunts (which, as some have pointed out, is particularly unfortunate as the phrase for such hunts in Chinese is literally “human flesh search”), eventually turning up the driver’s life history.
The man’s apparent nonchalance and his passenger’s lack of reaction have also stoked speculation as to just what it is they were up to.
The entire affair probably ranks as amongst the harshest punishments ever for being 12km/h over the speed limit.
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Don't you have anything better to do China? It's 12km/h!
it not 12km/h. but 92km/h
Because 57mph is so fast.
you gotta learn to read well. it's 12km/h OVER the speed limit
Are they really flipping out cause he grabbed a boob while speeding? Seriously? Seems they're worse than 2ch
I don't what your definition of "flipping out" is but this guy got caught on a speeding camera and someone leaked the photo. People found it amusing and tried to track it down.
It seems more likely that sankaku complex just likes to overreact over everything.
no, this is serious business
Time to make more jokes about boob tube and closed circuit T.V.
Hm.... is the license plate being "BYOOOB" too coincidental? o.O
Oh god. Astronomical win!
Whaaat is this...
Quick! To the BYOOB mobile and hold on tight!
Don't forget to grab the BYOOB to relieve her "heart attack" pain.
wonder if i should buy "8L0WS" as my plate...
Your powers of observation serve you well!
Who hasn't done this? If I am driving in the car with my girlfriend, we often play this game - except she usually the one driving.
I feel disturbed when anonymous on Sancom talks about having girlfriends
Jelous cause he's not a wizard like you
an anon is not considered a person to begin with...
Woman:Quick Grab my boobs
Man:Uhh Alright?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Thus being the reason he was over the speed limit.
Please exercise caution whilst grabbing breasts in the car.
This has been a message from chinese traffic police.
Thought it would have been an adventure reference
Its Epic
When I saw the title I thought,
1. Take the World's fastest man.
2. Make him grope some boobs.
3. Take a picture of him running.
4. ?????
5. Profit!
The Chinese explanation in the last pic reveals that the girl is a university student...
Does Henzemi comes to your mind?
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Report title: Getting a picture taken while Boob grabbed by the driver on a speeding car
Professor: Excellent!
HAHAHA!
The student is so getting an A!
Professor: You, on other hand, is getting an F!
Male: What? Why?
Professor: cuz your report "Relieving heart attack pain by groping" SUCKASS
I think the student is asleep (her eyes are closed). Then this is a case of sexual harassment.
>>(her eyes are closed)
that'sracist.gif
i like how they didn't even bother blurring the license plate.
LMAOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I honestly was like LOL!
Thats one heck of a picture in the mail XD
Dear Sir we caught you going 12 miles over the speed limit here is the photographic proof.
If you wish to challenge please go to Court.
(Imagines if he went to Court)
Male Judge: So what do you have to say about this picture
Umm Boobies :)
Male Judge Dismissed
that's an A++
dont misunderstand inside the shirt is the gas button
Honk honk!
Perhaps some cliche China quality joke:
I'm surprised the speed camera did not explode when it took the picture!
I'm surprised the girl's breast didn't explode when the man grabbed it!
Probably it might flip the car because the driver wants to see the girls breast then somebody cross the road making the driver panic and loose control of the car and which will hit the electrical post the camera is mounted...Then crash both the man, the girl and the camera---DEAD! =D
exploding china jokes are always awesome.
Quikcly, make a meme out of this. . . aww too late. Oh well, better late than never. ADVENTURE!!!
It's a Dutch wife.
Its the Chinese version of Onstar.
FUCKING SATANIC BULLSHIT!
ORZ
Even the Giga-boss is getting to get bored by you *yawn*
L2COMEUPWITHNEWFLAMING.
Gratz Slayer545-loser, even our anon trolling group is getting bored of you :D
He can't do that, it's Frank Costanza's move.
He stopped short with her.
That is immediately what I thought of when I saw this. =P
Apparently the guy posted on his weibo (chinese twitter) that the girl had a heart attack so he was doing that to relief her pain.
Nice try.
There was a case in the UK some years back when a girl was caught allegedly sucking some celeb's dick while he was driving, but she denied it, saying she was massaging his lower abdomen to relieve a pancreatitis attack that he was having.
Oh lol I remember that!
man: Are you from japan really?
woman: Yes, what service may I do for you?
man: No, I can help myself
woman: do it then
man: (boobs Grabbing)
man: I'm finished
woman: wth, is that it?
man:this is just the beginning, the destination is in five mins, please hold on.
woman: wow,that's why I never charge u every time
Unless they give a video, I don't see why this picture come in question. In these days, people just less believe in photos.
That is pure ninja skills
LOL at the title :D