Cameras have caught what may be the world’s fastest boob grabber in the act of high-speed fondling, all thanks to his excessive speed.
The grabber was caught in the act on an automatic camera system in operation in China’s Sichuan province, travelling at 92km/h on an 80km/h stretch of road.
For reasons that can only be hoped will remain obscure, the image was leaked online and Chinese Internet denizens began one of their infamous manhunts (which, as some have pointed out, is particularly unfortunate as the phrase for such hunts in Chinese is literally “human flesh search”), eventually turning up the driver’s life history.
The man’s apparent nonchalance and his passenger’s lack of reaction have also stoked speculation as to just what it is they were up to.
The entire affair probably ranks as amongst the harshest punishments ever for being 12km/h over the speed limit.
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The Chinese explanation in the last pic reveals that the girl is a university student...
Does Henzemi comes to your mind?
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Report title: Getting a picture taken while Boob grabbed by the driver on a speeding car
Professor: Excellent!
i like how they didn't even bother blurring the license plate.
that's an A++
I think the student is asleep (her eyes are closed). Then this is a case of sexual harassment.
>>(her eyes are closed)
that'sracist.gif
LMAOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I honestly was like LOL!
Thats one heck of a picture in the mail XD
Dear Sir we caught you going 12 miles over the speed limit here is the photographic proof.
If you wish to challenge please go to Court.
(Imagines if he went to Court)
Male Judge: So what do you have to say about this picture
Umm Boobies :)
Male Judge Dismissed
HAHAHA!
The student is so getting an A!
Professor: You, on other hand, is getting an F!
Male: What? Why?
Professor: cuz your report "Relieving heart attack pain by groping" SUCKASS
Woman:Quick Grab my boobs
Man:Uhh Alright?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Thus being the reason he was over the speed limit.
Please exercise caution whilst grabbing breasts in the car.
This has been a message from chinese traffic police.
Thought it would have been an adventure reference
Perhaps some cliche China quality joke:
I'm surprised the speed camera did not explode when it took the picture!
I'm surprised the girl's breast didn't explode when the man grabbed it!
Probably it might flip the car because the driver wants to see the girls breast then somebody cross the road making the driver panic and loose control of the car and which will hit the electrical post the camera is mounted...Then crash both the man, the girl and the camera---DEAD! =D
exploding china jokes are always awesome.
Hm.... is the license plate being "BYOOOB" too coincidental? o.O
Quick! To the BYOOB mobile and hold on tight!
Don't forget to grab the BYOOB to relieve her "heart attack" pain.
wonder if i should buy "8L0WS" as my plate...
Your powers of observation serve you well!
Whaaat is this...
Oh god. Astronomical win!
Apparently the guy posted on his weibo (chinese twitter) that the girl had a heart attack so he was doing that to relief her pain.
Nice try.
There was a case in the UK some years back when a girl was caught allegedly sucking some celeb's dick while he was driving, but she denied it, saying she was massaging his lower abdomen to relieve a pancreatitis attack that he was having.
Oh lol I remember that!
My brother did this going down the express way with his girlfriend. Almost got his dumbass killed for being distracted.
She not wearing seat belt, so the man hand acted as safety belt and stop it from shaking
I thought it meant that the guy touch the boob really quickly. Not that he was driving really quickly when he grab the boob. Geez, misleading much?
Don't you have anything better to do China? It's 12km/h!
you gotta learn to read well. it's 12km/h OVER the speed limit
Are they really flipping out cause he grabbed a boob while speeding? Seriously? Seems they're worse than 2ch
I don't what your definition of "flipping out" is but this guy got caught on a speeding camera and someone leaked the photo. People found it amusing and tried to track it down.
It seems more likely that sankaku complex just likes to overreact over everything.
no, this is serious business
it not 12km/h. but 92km/h
Because 57mph is so fast.
The guy is like totally cool, with that "Duck year!" expression on his face. Maybe he is checking her heart beat, while driving furiously to a hospital, because the girl need urgent medical attention!
Nothing wrong about this if it is someone that you know
that's what everyone does when they are alone together....and he was probably racing how to do the loving.
He is probably a fake Doctor practicing breast exams on his daughter while on the way back from the Fake Apple store and the Fake Adios tennis shoe store for her.
World fastest Boob Grabbers Choose a plain for their new records
What's with this community and their racism?
2Fast
2Horny
Need beter quality picture! Want know if she got a A-, B- or C cup!
This title is so misleading. I thought he grabbed the boob FAST, not just speed while grab boob
Her reaction is like "are you touching me or something? Cant feel a thing".
a teacher giving his student a ride 99% <.<
He's just inspecting the airbags for safety purposes.
Both of them look ecstatic..don't they...pffff ahahaha!
Well at least it wasn't a capture of an old guy getting blown by his grand daughter/grandson.
The morality fags all around the world would go balistic.
You stop short with me!
BYOOOB, lol at the registershield.
ahhhh yes, china, even more fucked up than japan, but why don't we care? just cuz its not as awesome.
china can go to hell. that guy's a so called communist for sure, fucking failures at that too.
honk hooooonk!
He can't do that, it's Frank Costanza's move.
That is immediately what I thought of when I saw this. =P
He stopped short with her.