K-ON! Goes To London – “Hopefully They Won’t Be Mugged!”

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The upcoming K-ON! movie has been revealed as taking place in London, an unfortunate choice of setting in light of recent events.

The salient details about the movie are that the girls resolve to go on a post-graduation trip to London, taking Azunyan along with them.

The movie itself opens in December, in the form of a December roadshow with complicated and (so far) completely sold out ticket arrangements.

Kyoto Animation are probably cursing themselves for not picking Paris or New York at this stage:

“If Azusa is going at least take Ui!”

“London!? Are they going to a private university? What scum…”

“Mugi’s doubtless paying for them all, isn’t she?”

“Will they be going here then?”

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“In the world of K-ON! there are no men, so in their UK nothing like that happens.”

“K-ON! is amazing!”

“AHAHAHA”

Fans will doubtless be hoping the girls escape being mugged and maimed by the capital’s friendly inhabitants…


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    Avatar of Pyrolight
    Comment by Pyrolight
    05:21 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Ya reality sucks but we all knew that.

    BTW that had to be the shittiest promo I have ever seen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:48 14/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    They don't need to promote it. If they advised the movie with a cardboard saying "K-On! In whatever place", they would sell all of the tickets anyway.

    Avatar of slayer545-sama
    Comment by slayer545-sama

    SOUNDS GOOD TO ME AND FUCK THE SHIT IN LONDON! THIS IS K-ON!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:57 14/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    SLAYER545-SAMA NOT BASHING ON JAPAN!? THIS IS WONDERFUL!!

    Except that the REAL slayer usually posted anonymously >.>

    Avatar of You
    Comment by You

    An idiot and a K-ON fan....

    Now proceeding to downvote your ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:00 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Idiocy, I can see... but liking K-ON isn't a crime.

    Avatar of You
    Comment by You
    19:54 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can take back the K-ON part....but hes still an idiot and in this case a giant hypocrite.

    Avatar of InsaneLampshade
    Comment by InsaneLampshade
    05:25 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh don't worry, we were only rioting to get free smartphones and trainers, that is no reflection on what we do to our female student visitors... we try to keep them safely locked away from the streets.

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    Comment by chihiro
    06:12 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I heard it was because of racism multiculturalism

    Avatar of InsaneLampshade
    Comment by InsaneLampshade
    06:41 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Nope, mostly about free stuffs, and lulz.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:36 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This.
    People just jumped on the bandwagon and decided to blame racism and whatever else they wanted to

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    London should be called little Somalia by now. I mean both places do have angry black people running around burning stuff and rioting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:48 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Actually, in London white people were also running around burning stuff and rioting. So arguably London is twice as bad as Somalia.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:33 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What I saw on TV, they were all CHAVS.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:48 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bloody CHAVS and wogs. Should have used rubber bullets and truncheons on them. Leave them lying in the gutter. Filthy scum!

    Comment by Anonymous

    Yeah "WHITE" people, I love how white seems to include all kinds of people who're way more brown than anything else.
    Sure there is some white scum who joins the riots. But the majority aren't English or even European.
    It was the same for most of the riots in Paris, Denmark and Netherlands in the last few years.

    They shouldn't use rubber bullets, they should use real bullets.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:24 16/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @18:36 Agreed. In purely European homogenic societies things like are very unliekely to happen.

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    Comment by Kaze
    05:30 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, stereotypes. Hokago Tea Time... England...

    I'd rather see them go to New York myself or at least "Machu Pitsu" :D.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:40 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    or matsu pitsu

    Comment by คภєк๏
    06:48 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Machu Picchu.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:33 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    I'm sure it'll have an awesome plot!

    JK LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:34 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    london is a great place, those events of looting and such are created by the scum of such a nice place

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:41 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    london ain't a bad place i think. scum exist in all places i guess.

    Avatar of ninemil
    Comment by ninemil
    05:58 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sorry, what? London is the biggest shithole in Europe after Paris. And having lived in both for substantial chunks of my life, believe me - I'm very qualified to say that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:05 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Both cities are ridiculously huge, and have both total shitholes and totally awesome parts in them. I haven't lived in either, but I've toured both good and bad parts of both. I hear both have one serious problem in common: there's no way that you can live anywhere close to your downtown workplace without either picking a total rathole, or being absurdly rich.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    the problem with large citys like london and paris is that they are massive, like stand on a hill at one side and the other side is still over the horizon, is that they are split into disticts, and there are rich districts and poor ones, having something bad happen in a bad district doesnt mean that the whole city is bad, just part of it

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    As someone who has relatives in that shit hole and has unfortunately visited around 15 times since my birth I believe I am at least a little entitled to say this:

    I will never ever live there nor stay longer than absolutely necessary. Hopefully when I visit Japan for my university it will not be as unbearable as that festering pile of shit some unfortunate souls call home.

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    Comment by Cibo
    07:49 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've been here for a few years now and I can say London is shit. The cost of living here is so fucking high that even a subway sandwich is fucking 5 pounds. That's $8.15 in the states. The rioters are justified for being pissed off.

    Avatar of Surrender Monkey
    Comment by Surrender Monkey
    08:34 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe so but as the LA rioters found out after Rodney King, the govt. and insurance companies wont be in any great hurry to fix stuff up and your left with even less than what you had before. No local places to buy food etc. Zero minus. :(

    Avatar of Cibo
    Comment by Cibo
    10:32 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lived in LA till i moved to London. LA after the riots was still a better than London pre-riots. I wouldn't say either is amazing though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:41 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    £5? Is that for a 6" or a foot-long?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:36 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Britfag here, I saw someone on the CCTV footage swinging a Fender jazz bass around that they'd looted from a music shop. No, really!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:38 14/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    They will be getting Mugi-ed though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:37 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i fucking love you anon

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:54 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Mugi
    >mugged

    nice pun!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:41 14/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    As someone who lives in the UK, why the hell would they want to come to this hellhole?

    There are hundreds of better places in the world to visit, and the UK isn't one of them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:20 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's a bunch of "nice" places to visit when traveling to another country, but to someone who's been living there all his life, such places probably don't look as nice, just "ordinary".

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:49 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. Insanely greedy prices (One 500ml bottle of Coca-Cola for £1.50; fuck off.)
    2. Awful food
    3. Horrible people (E.g. The guy who got mugged by those 'samaritans') or just the current generation of inbread morons in general.
    4. While the countryside is nice, everywhere in the UK seems so run down or depressing. (http://www.lsh.co.uk/images/cms/Bracknell%20College%281%29.jpg [http://www.lsh.co.uk/images/cms/Bracknell College(1).jpg])

    Avatar of Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    07:12 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you forgot toxic rains that make 26+ year old people go bald

    (talking about total biscuit) punpun

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    TOTAL BISCUIT SUCKS, he's being rude to Simon ;A;

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:48 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anon, i fucking love you for citing bracknell
    i drove through there once low on petrol, had to stop, it was like traveling back 30 years except with more kappa tracksuits and white trash that think they're Jamaican.
    The best thing about the place was two huge abandoned office towers, standing like tombstones over a dead town.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:22 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well maybe if Simon wasn't so hilariously bad at Magicka... Just sayin'. There's being "not-so-good" and that's understandable. Then there's being "the saboteur" and that's inexcusable.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:46 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @11:48;

    I only cited it on short notice 'cause Hugh Dennis from Mock the Week was always insulting it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:13 18/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rape manga time ishihara
    They are college girls now

    Avatar of Megidola
    Comment by Megidola
    06:29 14/08/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    But setting the film in a hellhole builds dramatic tension.

    While they're at it they should also visit Iraq, North Korea, or Somalia, that'll really make the film interesting...

    Avatar of MK 7 DUDE
    Comment by MK 7 DUDE
    20:49 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hell, For fun, why the hell not in slum? Ideas are cool but man, the video shit just ruined my dinner...

    Avatar of jo1chi
    Comment by jo1chi
    02:20 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wouldn't things start to turn so-ra-no-wo-to?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:31 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wrong Girls group that my friend is Gunslinger Girls.

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    02:56 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why not? They can use their musical instrument as self defense weapon like a guitar to whack those muggers and drum set that include a cymbals with sharp edge(like a shuriken) their ultimate weapon is a sonic blast of 150 decibels of pure noise like the one use in Somalian pirate.

    Avatar of Mizushima 水島
    Comment by Mizushima 水島
    09:50 17/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    drum stick plus ass = anal rape lol

    Avatar of kazaza2
    Comment by kazaza2
    07:54 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jesus, looks like the South Bronx in the 70s and 80s.

    Old Winston must be spinning in his grave to see the UK sunk so low. Definitely not "Their Finest Hour".

    My condolences Brits. :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:07 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rudyard Kipling was right! "The White Mans Burden".

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    Comment by G
    08:49 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "why the hell would they want to come to this hellhole?"

    Because some of the biggest rock icons started out there?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:04 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    K-On! isn't real. The London that they go to is like the Paris in _Amelie_, a nice, pretty place full of helpful, polite people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:50 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Um... have you actually WATCHED Amelie? Nearly everyone is a jerk. It's only through Amelie's quirky kindness that SOME of the characters gain a small measure of happiness.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    any country that is full of blacks and pakis is not a nice place to visit .

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why god invented the back woods.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:49 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Dude... no. That is not cool.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:11 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    But it's true. Why is the truth not cool?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:18 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh my fucking god

    Avatar of Akari Ichinose
    Comment by Akari Ichinose
    12:10 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    a random guess is because UK is place where most music born, and that probably includes Rock, etc

    Comment by Anonymous

    rock is american

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:34 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Oh yeah! Now I remember that the Beatles were American.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:45 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rock was a decade before the Beatles, with people like Elvis Presley, and B.B. King(?). U.S.A. invented rock (and roll) music.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:12 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, but then, the Beatles weren't the first rock band, so it's really a moot point here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:06 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    the UK gave birth to Punk. i guess just like the K-on girls, they play faster rock.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:17 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bullshit. There were punk bands in Detroit in 72. Punk may have gotten its first mainstream press out of England but it was invented in America.

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    Comment by Dia
    15:34 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Don't be silly, black people invented all the music in the 20th century and America has more of them.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    16:24 14/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So many of our modern cultural aspects in the West derives from America it's crazy. Good reason to be jelly?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:35 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... not sure if troll or just very poorly educated






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