Aya Hirano: “I Put On 6kg in 5 Days!”


Dark seiyuu Aya Hirano has complained of putting on 6kg in only 5 days, which she puts down to pigging out on tasty Osaka cuisine, but which seemingly everyone else has a wide variety of unsavoury explanations for.

From her blog (she has not tweeted since her sex pics were leaked):

“I’ve put on 6kg lately [13 pounds in Yankee metrics] so I’m on a bit of a diet… I ate a bit too much whilst I was in Osaka with my musical for 5 days.”

“Fans” have reportedly expressed doubts as to whether it is really healthy for a waif like Hirano to diet, although it seems her health might be more in danger from managing to put on 6kg in 5 days.

Hirano is of course already known both for her voracious appetite (for food in this case) and her ripped body, so her sudden weight gain could mean any number of things.

2ch is full of tasteless theories about how she managed to pile on the pounds:

“It’s because of all the semen?”

“So she’s finally pregnant.”

“Because she’s a sexpot.”

“Doesn’t she have something more important to be talking about?”

“Her hormone balance is way off…”

“She probably doesn’t even know who the father is.”

“She’s probably been pigging out because of the stress.”

“How many calories did she take on to put on 6kg?” [Probably about 23,000]

“She’s a hot girl really, when you think about it. It’s a waste for her to be a seiyuu.”

“A girl with a 6-pack like that must be deliciously tight.”

“That bitch really talks about the most inane of things.”

“It’s just a side effect of being on the pill.”

“All that semen she swallowed…”

“There is no way she could have put that much on in so short a time. How much would she have to eat!?”

“She finally got rid of all those creepy fans so now she can live the good life!”

“After that picture, are there even any lifeliners left? If there are they must be seriously messed up.”

“So she’ll be going on a sex diet?”

[In English:] “Fack u bith”

“She still hasn’t said a word on Twitter.”

“Well, there are ‘light’ otaku around me who barely use the net and don’t know anything about her Twitter anti-career.”

“She probably got married, they’re just limiting the news release to dribs and drabs.”

“She is doing better than I am – 20kg in 2 years.”

“A real fan would be happy to hear she got married and had kids. Better than dying a spinster with no progeny.”

“How long till her AV debut?”

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