
Top Hong Kong airline Cathay Pacific has been embroiled in a high altitude sex scandal after one of its pilots inadvertently leaked photographs of his stewardess girlfriend fellating him in the cockpit and posing salaciously about the plane.

Cathay Pacific claims the plane was on the ground while all this service was going on and thus posed no particular danger to anyone:
“There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that the act took place inflight, and there are no reasons to believe that any safety breaches have occurred.”
They seem less sure of themselves in other comments to Chinese media:
“One of the photos appears to have been taken inside an aircraft cockpit. There is no way to tell conclusively whether the photo was taken while the aircraft was on the ground or airborne.”
They have pledged to investigate this unpardonable misuse of company property, whilst the pictured pilot has apparently since filed a police report saying the pictures were stolen from his PC.
yet more proof that if you don't want the world to see it, don't take a picture of it
Regardless of whether it was meant to made public, I must salute this man. If only for accomplishing what We have all wanted to try at one point.
Nice service on board.
Will never look at "cockpit" the same way again...
I have not been able to even mouth the word 'cockpit' after George Carlin pointed out the very very obvious.
Not only that, but if that's his girlfriend, he sure knows how to pick some fine legs.
Can't fault the guy, everyone wants membership to the mile high club-- even pilots.
I see what you did here
...for certain reasons, she looks like a Thailand transvestite in the first pic..
..second one resembles a generic ghost in an Asian horror movie.
Damn Sankaku another trap post! XD
I dont mind getting head from a female ghost.... As long a they dont bit mine off...
Thailand transvstite
LOL. how did you get that idea? Did it remind you of the time when you look at the mirror?
You apparently have never been to Thailand.
If ghosts gave blowjobs, those horror movies would be far more entertaining...
They'll suddenly go yandere while heading and thats a no-no.
taht woudl be a go-go!
Instead of apologizing they should make it a in-flight service.
"Was not the pilot's girlfriend, she is the flight attendant doing her job."
and ta-da...
Instant win.
Over international waters prostitute should be legal, right? If so, this service could be a real cashcow.
Ships sailing on international waters are bound by the laws of the country where it is registered (i.e. what flag it sails under). You can have your ship registered in the Cayman Islands; you will then be bound by its laws.
AHH no when your in international waters you are not bound by any law. The cruse ship tell you that shit to keep you inline the capt. is the one in charge.
We are talking about a plane here and you are talking about a boat you stupid cow.
Sorry, actually you are bound by the law of the ship's destination, and by international law. News stories abound of people thinking they are immune to laws in international waters, only to be arrested and imprisoned when they reach port.
Think boffing a 10-year-old in international waters is good-to-go, even if there's full consent all around? Think again.
So technically he could rob you of all your possessions and kill you without anyone having anything to say about it.
it's not the destination. it's where the vessel is registered.
if your boat is registered in Thailand, you are bound by the laws of Thailand while in (or over) international waters.
there's a reason party boats sail so far out from the US coastline when they want to engage in non-US approved activities.
in the Vatican State, the age of consent is 12, but remember that as a citizen of another country you may still be bound by your own laws when you return home:
"It is illegal for an American citizen or resident to have sex in another country with someone aged under 16, unless the age difference is less than 4 years, in which case the minimum age is 12."
Aerial and sea-laws are basically the same shit asshat. GOD, the nerve.
the airplane was definately in-flight. what the fuck else would they be doing on the plane if they're not at work. however, a captain in midflight can get up and get a cup of coffee, because of auto pilot. seems to me he could get some head while he's at it. though, you wouldn't want to make a habit of this sort of thing.
Unless your in North Korea Waters they have every right to shoot or capture you.
It happen while the Plain was on the ground
I guess the Capt'n got a head of himself.
A plane registered to japan for instance, takes off and is over international waters. That plane is under the laws of Japan. Until, said plane lands at it's destination, say the U.S. It then is placed under U.S. Laws while they are on the ground there. Either way, somebody's laws are judging your penis' actions.
Considering that majority of today's planes feature auto-pilot, getting head is not a big deal during mid-flight. Getting caught is a whole different issue of course.
reminds me of some eroge somehow.... prison battleship anyone?? hm? no?
We are talking about a plan correct? Plane laws aren't not the same thing as boat laws.
Also, good luck actually prosecuting anyone under international law. People violate international law all the time. Child soldiers anyone? If thats not stopped, why do you think blow jobs will?
I might end up traveling around the world if that happens.
Mileage points would have a different meaning if so...
Maid Flight
Hahahaha, I can finally use the frequent flier miles I've racked up!
You know, I was on this plane once, and I’m sittin there, and the captain gets on and does his whole you know “we’ll be cruising at 35,000 feet,” but then he put puts the mic down and forgets to turn it off.
And he turns to the co-pilot and he’s like “you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin’ blow job and a cup of coffee.”
So the stewardess goes fuckin’ bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him that his microphone’s still on and this guy in the back of the plane’s like
“hey hun, don't forget the coffee!”
Good will hunting haha
"In other news, airline profits have seen a 600% increase."
this is just because of the cost of JET-2 going up.
All I want to say is - this is a WIN. I'm glad for that pilot and wish more pilots were like it. I'd gladly fly with him. No sarcasm here.
Ah New service for airline. refreshing.
this is better than welcome orange juice inside plane!
we need more proof ^_^
lol sucking cock in a cockpit HAHA~ awesome!
Sure gives new meaning to 'Coffee tea or me' doesn't it.
Feels it different in different altitude? Or does it feels like normal 'cause of the altitude compensation?
Wow, damn. First time I see a picture to prove it. XD
Is their a world record for highest altitude BJ, or best stunt performed while on a plane? This guy definitely deserves a trophy.
Ba Dum TSSHH!!!
Idoits What the world be without them?
i see what you did there